Time to redo my whole profile...needs a cleaning

I have to say that somebody recently told me...

2011 was the year of Honesty....
And 2012 was the year of Brutal Honesty.
And 2013 is going to be the year of Really Brutal Honesty.

Meaning this is the year the World didn't End.
All that worrying and the frivolous stuff we did and the foolish relationships we got into...we may have to live with, unless we get really honest with ourselves and anyone else involved.

And I have come to the reasoning that the world isn't ending anytime soon and I need to get on with it all.

I'm a Brick Specialist at The LEGO Store, a Ghost Tour Guide, and a Zombie Wrangler for my own company: Deadguy Productions.
A film we finished in 2012 titled "Undead Apocalypse"is available for rent and purchase on Amazon Instant Video.

Another film we worked on, "Z" by Tempest Entertainment is already available on Amazon.

And I have some side projects I'm trying to make work:
Film Making of a Zombie/Sci-Fi nature.
Selling Hand-made Harry Potter wands.
Acting.

I have way too many ideas rattling around in my skull...and I need to systematically get them into the real world.

Thinking Creatively. Finding treasures at thrift stores. Games in general. Making people laugh. Horror Makeup. Finding great ways to have fun on the cheap.

My Hat (whichever I happen to be wearing), I wear real hats of heavy felt with good brims, usually of an antique nature.

Or sometimes it's how much I look like Egon or Christopher Lloyd.

Oh the list!

Books are a curious thing! Upon first entering someones home, if left alone I scrutinize the bookshelf...I judge people by the books and films they own.
But not by musical tastes...well not often...occasionally.

And a wise man said "If you meet someone in a bar and go back to their place....If they don't own any books...Don't Fuck them!"
-John Waters

But on to my lists...

Books:
Early Robert Asprin-The Myth Adventure series
Stephen King
Clive Barker
Neil Gaimen
Spider Robinson =Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
Christopher Moore
Philip Pullman
Isaac Asimov
Alan Moore
Joe Linsner
Edgar Allan Poe
William Shakespeare
Oscar Wilde
Mary Shelly
J.K.Rowling
Anne Rice
Tanya Huff
to name a few off my shelves.

Movies: I like horror, comedy, drama, sci-fi, fantasy....hell! I just love movies. What have I seen recently? Excuse me, Teacher? Can I be excused, my brain is full. (Movie list later)

What's on the telly? (Besides the penguin about to explode.)
-Doctor Who
-Game of Thrones
-Madmen
-The Walking Dead
-Anthony Bourdain's: No Reservations
-Being Human
-The Big Bang Theory
-Bones
-Ugly Americans
-House
-Top Gear
-Red Dwarf
-Boardwalk Empire

Music(or what's in my cd player right now):
-Pink Floyd:Animals,
Dark Side of the Moon,
Lost Artifacts,
The Delicate Sound of Thunder
-The Cure
-Weird Al
-A mix cd with everything from Rob Zombie and Marylin Manson to Frank Sinatra
-Outrageous 80s

Food has always played an important part in life's rituals, the breaking of bread, the last meal of a condemned man, and now this meal...no matter how informal it may seem, you can be sure there was to be very little bonhomie

-I eat alot of things, but....
I love Thai and Japanese and Chinese
Sushi!!!
I stay away from spicy things.
And super creamy rich things.
And not too much caffeine.
I used to have a major sweet tooth..not so much anymore.
I like vanilla over chocolate.
And never, never feed me after midnight...unless its breakfast.

My Atrix 2 smartphone
Good Books
My Bunny
Vitamin Water
Cheese and Mushrooms on Toast
A good circle of friends
(all not necessarily in order)

My future....who I'll be spending it with, where I'll be spending it. . Money, and how to get it. MY health, my Mom's health. My Father. Old girlfriends. My Bunny(deceased)....I miss Opie

There really is no typical...but recently it's been Ghost Tours then either Independent Bar or going home to relax. I'd like to get some new friends to hang with instead though.

I really don't have many private things...I'm pretty open. I have a few, that I might share if we click. I'm always willing to trade dark secrets.

You like older guys.
You're not older than me.
You have a dark sense of humor.
You're not squeamish.
You wait until the end of the credits to leave the
theater(unless the film REALLY sucked.)
You like adventure.
You like snuggling.
You shop at Goodwill and Thrift Stores.
You're an Irish, Scottish, or English Red Head with
naturally(or unnaturally) pale skin
.....or really dark or creamy black
....and if you're British too...oh god...I'm weak for the
British Africans.
Goth.
A vampire(not a twilighter.)
You want to catch a film (or watch it at your place.)
If you're big into Harry Potter and want to check out the new theme park together.
Or if you think I'm interesting and just want to meet me.

Things I am looking for:
Short girls (well shorter than me)
Younger than me (and half my age is fine, but no matter what your age, maturity is important too.)
Nerds and/or Geeks are a plus
Pale Skin and Glasses is a plus
Average to High Sex Drive
Likes to travel
Adventurous
Outgoing
Social
Not Vanilla (or if Vanilla, willing to experiment...and if you don't know what I mean...you are soooo Vanilla)
***more to be added

Not looking for:
Hypochondriacs
Recluses
People with the following phobias:
-Clowns
-Zombies
-Crowds
-Ghosts/Supernatural
-Dark (well if you are, I'll protect you.)
-Blood
-Gore/Scary Movies/Things that are Scary

People who refuse to take over the counter medication, and insist on herbal/home remedies

Overly Religious people IE My religion is the only way...It was God's Plan(to take my child/spouse/sibling/etc)....Wiccians/Pagans/Goths are all Satan Worshipers!

Right Wing Republicans

Juggaloos

Twilighters (if you read the books or saw the movies OK, but if you are a hard core fan or list them as favorites or refuse to watch other good vampire films....don't talk to me.)

People who won't watch Black and White or Subtitled Films

Homophobes

that's it for now.