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DevillsAdvocate

43 Orlando, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–39
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know what you're probably thinking. ..
Who is this clown and why is he messaging me?
(The Joker makeup was for work actually. .I was hosting a circus theme puv crawl)

Well, to make a long story short (too late) I am now OLD.
I'm too young to get old.
This is what it must be like to be the 12th Doctor.
Young and Spry one minute, old and wizened (but with new kidneys) the next.
I guess I'm on the hunt for a new companion again.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a fulltime Ghost Tour Guide with www.americanghostadventures.com and a Zombie Wrangler for my own company: Deadguy Productions.
A film we finished in 2012 titled "Undead Apocalypse"is available for rent and purchase on Amazon Instant Video.

Another film we worked on, "Z" by Tempest Entertainment is already available on Amazon.

And I have some side projects I'm trying to make work:
Film Making of a Zombie/Sci-Fi nature.
Selling Hand-made Harry Potter wands.
Acting.

I have way too many ideas rattling around in my skull...and I need to systematically get them into the real world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking Creatively. Finding treasures at thrift stores. Games in general. Making people laugh. Horror Makeup. Finding great ways to have fun on the cheap.

And recently...finding geocaching.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Hat (whichever I happen to be wearing), I wear real hats of heavy felt with good brims, usually of an antique nature.

Or sometimes it's how much I look like Egon or Christopher Lloyd.
Or Gregory House(sans vicodin)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh the list!

Books are a curious thing! Upon first entering someones home, if left alone I scrutinize the bookshelf...I judge people by the books and films they own.
But not by musical tastes...well not often...occasionally.

And a wise man said "If you meet someone in a bar and go back to their place....If they don't own any books...Don't Fuck them!"
-John Waters

But on to my lists...

Books:
Early Robert Asprin-The Myth Adventure series
Stephen King
Clive Barker
Neil Gaimen
Spider Robinson =Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
Christopher Moore
Philip Pullman
Isaac Asimov
Alan Moore
Joe Linsner
Edgar Allan Poe
William Shakespeare
Oscar Wilde
Mary Shelly
J.K.Rowling
Anne Rice
Tanya Huff
to name a few off my shelves.

Movies: I like horror, comedy, drama, sci-fi, fantasy....hell! I just love movies. What have I seen recently? Excuse me, Teacher? Can I be excused, my brain is full. (Movie list later)

What's on the telly? (Besides the penguin about to explode.)
-Doctor Who
-Game of Thrones
-Madmen
-The Walking Dead
-Anthony Bourdain's: No Reservations
-Being Human
-The Big Bang Theory
-Bones
-Ugly Americans
-House
-Top Gear
-Red Dwarf
-Boardwalk Empire

Music(or what's in my cd player right now):
-Pink Floyd:Animals,
Dark Side of the Moon,
Lost Artifacts,
The Delicate Sound of Thunder
-The Cure
-Weird Al
-A mix cd with everything from Rob Zombie and Marylin Manson to Frank Sinatra
-Outrageous 80s

Food has always played an important part in life's rituals, the breaking of bread, the last meal of a condemned man, and now this meal...no matter how informal it may seem, you can be sure there was to be very little bonhomie

-I eat alot of things, but....
I love Thai and Japanese and Chinese
Sushi!!!
I stay away from spicy things.
And super creamy rich things.
And not too much caffeine.
I used to have a major sweet tooth..not so much anymore.
I like vanilla over chocolate.
And never, never feed me after midnight...unless its breakfast.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Samsung Galaxy S4 Zoom
Good Books
My Bunny
Vitamin Water
Cheese and Mushrooms on Toast
A good circle of friends
(all not necessarily in order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future. Zombies. My friends. The Deathcoaster (look it up, very interesting concept.) Disney. LEGO. Moving to a new country.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either downtown conducting a Ghost Tour, or hanging out with friends and a Eli's Root Beer at Player 1 Videogame Bar, or at home watching Netflix or playing videogames.

Or creating with my LEGO sets.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really don't have many private things...I'm pretty open. I have a few, that I might share if we click. I'm always willing to trade dark secrets.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like older guys.
You're not older than me.
You have a dark sense of humor.
You wait until the end of the credits to leave the
theater(unless the film REALLY sucked.)
You like adventure.
You like snuggling.
You shop at Goodwill and Thrift Stores.
You're an Irish, Scottish, or English Red Head with
naturally(or unnaturally) pale skin
....and if you're British too...oh god...I'm weak for the accent.
You want to catch a film (or watch it at your place.)

Or if you think I'm interesting and just want to meet me.

Things I am looking for:
Short girls (well shorter than me)
Nerds and/or Geeks are a plus
Outgoing
Social (if you're not, I can deal with shyness.)
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