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MadHatter256

24 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Gay men only
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:12pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was voted "Most Likely to Open an Erotic Bakery" in high school. Time will tell.

I'm very passionate about movies, tv, and theater. I'm a bitter cynic but a total sap deep down. I constantly joke around and tend to like most people. I love people with whom I can talk to about everything from the Oscar race for best picture to the impressionist movement in art to whether or not God is a lesbian. (She is.)

I'm basically a mix of Hannah from Girls, Aunders from Workaholics, and Pam from Archer. If this sounds appealing, you should probably up the dosage on your antidepressants and/or ask me out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Carpe Scrotum; Grab life by the balls.

I do marketing and development for a tap dance company downtown, which has me "working harder than a one-legged midget in a butt-kicking contest," as my father would say.

Just trying to figure my life out and eventually join my best friend in L.A. doing something in film and tv. Or porn. Probably porn. #classy

I'm working to become the person I've always wanted to be. Whoever the hell that is.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, counseling friends, and inserting pop culture references into conversations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q-wmwZPWdM

I haven't ice skated in almost a year, but I sometimes like to watch this to remind myself that I used to be talented.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lame answer: Eyes, self-deprecating sense of humor

Saucy answer: Latin dance hall ass

Honest answer: Adorable displays of vulgarity and a passing resemblance to Eli Manning or Little Foot from the Land Before Time, depending on how much effort I've put into my appearance on any given day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Grapes of Wrath, The Joy of Lesbian Sex

Movies- Ghost World, Boogie Nights, Kill Bill, In The Loop, Melancholia, The Hours, Black Swan, Addams Family Values, The Opposite of Sex, Whip It, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, Little Children, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion,

Shows- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, Hannibal, Archer, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Workaholics, United States of Tara, Girls

RIP- Futurama, Sopranos, Strangers With Candy, Pushing Daisies

Music- Frank Ocean, Classic Rock, Broadway Musicals, Regina Spektor, Lana del Rey, Pink Martini, ELO, ABBA, Lily Allen, Florence + the Machines, etc.

Food- Mexican food that might give me indigestion (read: diarrhea) and cheap Asian foor that might give me a tapeworm.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A little bit of Oliver in my life.
A little bit of Aaron by my side.
A little bit of Ethan's all I need.
A little bit of Tristan's all I see.
A little bit of Simon in the sun.
A little bit of Harry all night long.
A little bit of Jonathan, here I am.
A little bit of you makes me your man.

I know that's eight things. Bitch, don't kill my vibe.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Dog food lid" backwards is "Dildo of God."

Ways to better myself both personally and professionally. As far as actually accomplishing something, I usually never get farther than brainstorming nicknames for my genitals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bluffin' with my muffin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to get in front of slow-moving tourists and crop dust them for a block or two.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to make out in front of a Chick-fil-A.

I'm looking for a sweet, funny, preferably sexy guy who's a little bit crazy, a little bit romantic, loves art in its many forms, gives amazing back-rubs, and has no qualms about discussing kinky sex at the Olive Garden.

**Bonus points if you have all your teeth.