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MadLobster

44 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Stop on by and say hello - you may get the story of a lifetime or at least a drink and a laugh... I don't believe in organized religion. Yes - I believe in spirituality. Like John Lennon said [for the young'ns Ferris Bueller] I don't believe in the Beatles - I Believe in Me". I have traveled this silly wet spinning floating falling rock and as far as I have ventured I have found that the greatest adventure with the largest possibilities occurred when I ventured within to stir my soul and see where it could / would take me. Are you having a good universe today? Has your personal growth been thwarted by self imposed limits? Care to swap cosmologies? [theories on the origins of the universe]. Music / Movies / Art - these are fine inventions of creative distraction - the true tune is yours - the true art is that which you do that makes you shine - the best movie ever is your life so it is better to be the director / producer / writer and star.

I am enigmatic, contemplative, and open
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Turning the day to day adventure into a life full of memories and action. Utilizing my skills to stimulate thought and discussion... If I can get the wheels turning even a bit then I am happy...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a Mad Lobster of all trades...

Best things: creative thinking/problem solving - massage therapy - art - sex [hey this thing asked]
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes - hazel/green - they change
the shape of my head - I'm not like the others
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 100 Years of Solitude - fight club - survivor - lullaby - choke - diary - Chuck Palahniuk rules - just read ghost soldiers [very cool -would make a great movie... option ?] [by the way this is not a chuck book] - Tibetan Book of The Dead - Manufacturing Consent

Movies - I own over 80 DVD's and iTunes purchased films as well...
Here is small sample of films I own and or just enjoy:
The Green Mile, True Romance, Leaving Las Vegas, Citizen Kane, The Professional, The Cove, HEAT, Casino, Liar Liar, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lion King, Finding Nemo, Pan's Labyrinth, Alien, The Shining, The Exorcist, Silence Of The Lambs, Rosemary's Baby, Poltergeist, The Fly, The Matrix, Die Hard, Bourne Series, The Terminator. Tommy Boy, Big Trouble in Little China, Top Secret!, Ghostbusters, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, E.T., Cocoon, Weird Science, The King's Speech, District 9, Mitch Hedburg, American Beauty, Memento, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Edward Scissorhands, V for Vendetta, Inglourious Basterds, Toy Story, Pineapple Express, Boondock Saints, A Clockwork Orange, The Godfather 1&2 #3 can suck sweat off a dead man's balls [this is also a movie reference].
And so so so so many more...

Music - I own over 80 GB of music - don't ask me what my favorite is - there is no such thing. Here is but a sample:
jimi hendrix, the doors, led zeppelin, grateful dead, the who, miles davis, john coltrane, duke ellington, beethoven, mozart, bach, Mos Def, U2, Daft Punk, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Nirvana, Alicia Keys, Frank Sinatra, Elvis, Rob Zombie, Cypress Hill, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Metallica, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, Black Eyed Peas, Beastie Boys, Bob Marley, XTC, Talking Heads, The Police, David Bowie, Peter Gabriel, Depeche Mode, RUSH, George Harrison, Foo Fighters, John Lennon, Iron n Wine, Morphine, White Stripes, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Leonard Cohen and so so so many more...

Food: love it all - love to cook for people - love spice but it can kick my ass - gringo genes I guess.

Life is the spice of variety and so is my food.

here is just a sampling: American, Barbecue, Cajun/Southern, California-Fusion, Carribean/Cuban, Chinese/Dim Sum, Continental, Deli, Eastern European, Fast Food/Pizza, French, German, Greek, Indian, Italian, Japanese/Sushi, Jewish/Kosher, Korean, Mediterranean, Mexican, Middle Eastern, Seafood, Soul Food, South American, Southwestern, Spanish, Thai, Vegetarian/Organic, Vegan, Vietnamese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
besides the obvious: a gravity of 1 - a nitorgen oxygen atmosphere of 30 lbs. per sqr. inch - water - food - shelter - someone to procreate with [hardwired]?

Well then I would have to say:

1. friends I consider family
2. family I consider friends
3. music
4. sex - touch
5. throwing kick ass parties for my friends
6. connections that stimulate new thoughts that in turn smash the fragile boundaries of the eggshell mind universal construct we hold onto thereby pushing the limits out that much farther allowing for that much more growth and acceptance. [do ya need a map on this one?]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the six things I could never do without
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
typical - no such thing...

shit I make it up as I go so anything is possible...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I lost my virginity at 18 to a hot 36 year old woman!!!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you are looking for that "Lightening running through my veins every time I look at you" feeling. Do you have "rings on your fingers and bells on your shoes"? Have you learned "Althea's" lesson? Taught that "Black Bird" to fly? Taken a shower in a "Waterfall" [be careful on this one - not the artist most would think] No need to discuss that "hip shake thing" - there is a time and a place for that later. For now, how about some "Banana Pancakes" to "Lively Up Yourself". I don't live on "positively fourth street" but it is adjacent. Will you "look like gold to me"? Well, only "time will tell". Were you "born under a bad sign"? If so, then just "give it away" because that's baggage you just don't need. Were you there for "the complete birth of cool"? Maybe - just maybe, you could you would be into a "love supreme"... "That's the way" I seem to "Ramble On" under this "pink moon]". So, "Please me like you want to - not like you have to." After all, my "axis is bold as love" as I "sit here staring through my belly button window" Are you back in my life to stay Or is it just for today Oh that you're gonna need me? If it's a thrill you're looking for Honey, I'm flexible. Oh, yeah. Just be for real won't you, Baby Be for real oh, Baby You see I, I don't want to be hurt by love again. So you see I'm not naive. I just would like to believe Ah what you tell me. So don't give me the world today And tomorrow take it away. Don't do that to me, darling. Just be for real won't you, Baby Be for real won't you, Baby Been hurt so many times see I, I don't want to be hurt by love again.