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MadManWthABox

25 M Costa Mesa, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Factually unproven but not improbable facts:

Did you know cats are 37% flammable due to their high hair count? [Factually Unproven]

Did you know there was a study on teaching dolphins the English language that ended up in dropping acid and wanking off dolphins all day? [This is actually entirely factual, and hysterical]

Did you know a self proclaimed 'snob' of any product or brand is actually a self-righteous ass who has decided their opinion is not only different, but better? [Not Improbable]

Did you know Australia is isolated because it holds the worlds worst fears and horrors? [Not Improbable]

Did you know Nic Cage is actually the greatest actor that ever lived, and upon his death, he will become an icon and spur a religious sect? [Factually Unproven]

Did you know that every time you say you have OCD, you don't, and you have absolutely no idea what the hell you're talking about? [Not Improbable]

Did you know Morgan Freemans voice is smoother than ice cream for a sore throat on a hot summer's day? [Not Improbable]
What I’m doing with my life
Got a Bachelors in marketing, now signed up for portfolio school as a copywriter. Mostly internally screaming at this point.

But simply I love ads. Everything about them.

Logo books, color harmonies, font libraries, archetypes, and ad executive biographies.

#hashtaggingdoesntgiveyourmessageasenseofcommunity, its just out-of-context pop culture.

'I hate inspirational quotes' - me

I love the art of copy.

Watch a documentary on Helvetica? You bet.
I’m really good at
Not burning popcorn.

Playing guitar even when I'm drunk. The perfect example of muscle memory.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall and skinny.

And maybe the fact I have 0 social media accounts. I have a Facebook to be found by old friends, but only a single profile picture, no posts, no tags, no nothing. I have never had a Twitter, an Instagram, a Snapchat, nothing. I'm not in the business of being data mined for corporate exploitation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hitchhikers Guide

Serenity or anything science fiction (oddly enough I have no interest in Star Trek or Star Wars, they're both equally 'meh')
Bond/Bourne/Mission Impossible or anything with clandestine agents
Lock, Stock/Snatch/anything Guy Ritchie
Ghost, ghoul, demon, and monster movies all included

Firefly/Doctor Who/Fringe/Burn Notice, or just like movies, anything science fiction or with clandestine agents.

Blues/Jazz/Rock, on a heavy Maragold kick right now, killer vocals with classic Greg Howe guitar work, 'Evergreen is Golder' makes for a great start if you're bored.

Food: Cajun.
The six things I could never do without
My buckle-scarred Stratocaster.

A proper buckle to scar my Stratocaster. Currently vintage 'Colt Revolvers'.

Lucky Brand 367 jeans in Nugget.

Rainbow Sandals.

Ray Ban sunglasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ads. Art. Copy. Code. Agencies.

Elephants.

When the hell am I going to replace that cable that crackles when I kick on the wah?

When the hell am I going to pad and frame the picture that would look great on that wall?

Why 42? Is the question just an equation?
On a typical Friday night I am
Eh, you know, lighting possums on fire, cursing at children, and getting in fistfights with cops. Usual Costa Mesa stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ouija boards scare the absolute shit out of me. Keep that juju locked in the basement. Screw that, throw it out an airplane over the ocean.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You got soul kid. When the devil comes looking for his due he won't be offering an extended line of credit.

You got your little box of bad omens and insecurities, and at night you can hear it creeping around your closet if the door isn't shut quite right. It claws at the insides. Your heart races. But it's all in your mind anyway. So roll over and say goodnight.