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38 M Westland, MI

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hello hello.

I am a California native. I've been living in Michigan since 2002.
I'm a big film geek. I've a great fondness for dark humor, kung-fu movies, spontaneous sarcasm, infectious laughter, victorious underdogs, bewildering segues, bathroom stall art and scribbling's, comic books, urban decay, European dialects,
obscure quotes, cheesy horror, nostalgic smells, and socks without holes in them.
I love animals, but hate zoos.
I have a 10 year old daughter, who lives with her mother.
And... if you're worried about the "baggage"...
Just because we might hang out or date, doesn't mean that I'm gonna try to force my daughter into your life.
I really love themed costume parties, and I try to throw one every other month. I believe that Halloween is a year-round experience. I am kind of an insomniac. Some of my hobbies are drawing and writing, arguing with myself in the grocery store, making people mixed CD's, letting my friend's rant to me about their problems, etc. I am working on a couple of screenplays, and an idea for a comic book.
What I’m doing with my life
Wasting it by typing up something to fit in this ridiculous little box.

... OK.
Perhaps you can.
Well played box.
Well played.
I’m really good at
Being the most awesome person you will ever meet.

... and also the most humble.

I excel at being the person you can call anytime of day or night for random adventures and tom-foolery.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
H.P. Lovecraft, Alan Moore, various comics and graphic novels, etc...

My top 5 all-time favorite movies are:
1. Labyrinth
2. The Dark Crystal
3. A Clockwork Orange
4. The Crow
5. Rushmore
Other Favs: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, UHF, V for Vendetta, The Breakfast Club, The Thing, The Blues Brothers, Fight Club, Big Trouble in Little China, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Conan: The Barbarian, They Live, Kung Fu Hustle, Clerks, Seven Samurai, In the Mouth of Madness, Near Dark, Beetlejuice, Airplane!, The Big Lebowski, Swingers, True Romance, Saturday Night Fever, Floundering, Kids, Evil Dead, Dark City, 12 Monkeys, Blade Runner, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Fall, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Die Hard, City of Lost Children, Aliens, Ghostbusters, Ginger Snaps 1,2 & 3, Super 8, The Howling, Baseketball, The Royal Tenebaums, Cemetary Man, Back to the Future, The Brothers Bloom, Escape from New York, Blazing Saddles, Flash Gordon, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Apocalypse Now, Reality Bites, Drunken Master 1 & 2, Vacation, Yojimbo, Friday, Run Lola Run, Hi Fidelity, Le Pact Du Lupe, Subway, Incredible Hulk, The Truman Show, Cable Guy, Shaun of the Dead, Dead Alive, Robocop, Zero Effect, Trick r Treat, Tombstone, Let The Right One In, Super, The Chinese Connection, Hesher, Intacto, Dog Soldiers, Last Action Hero, Batman, etc...

Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Tomahawk, Queen, Beck, Weird Al, Primus, Pantera, James Brown, STP, NIN, KMFDM, Covenant, The Cure, AC/DC, NOFX, Peter Gabriel, Portishead, John Lee Hooker, Ministry, Chemical Bros, Leftfield, Fatboy slim, Electric Six, Regina Spektor, Beastie Boys, Clutch, DEVO, Joy Division, Oingo Boingo, Sublime, The Police, Fishbowl Casualty, Soundgarden, Tom Waits, White Stripes, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Cake, Ice Cube, Public Enemy, Gorillaz, Manson, Tool, She Wants Revenge, David Bowie, Helmet, Alice in Chains, Jane's Addiction, Radiohead, Toadies, Bad Religion, Crystal Method, Let's Go Bowling, VNV Nation, Alice Cooper, Blind Melon, Rob Zombie, Tripping Daisey, Tenacious D, etc...

Three's Company, Married with Children, Rosanne, Parks & Rec, Scrubs, My Name is Earl, Supernatural, Arrow, Wilfred, Community, Raising Hope, Walking Dead, 30 Rock, various 80's cartoons, etc...

Chinese, Italian, Mexican, etc...
The six things I could never do without
1. movies
2. good tunes
3. friends/someone to entertain and make laugh
4. my sunglasses
5. a slow-moving, maniacal death-trap
6. my Doc Martens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My dreams from the previous night, movies, sex, food, music, inspiration, who farted in the elevator, bunny rabbits, what superpowers I would most want, why people find it necessary to use shaving cream, could I eat 50 eggs, could I defuse a bomb... if I really had to ?
On a typical Friday night I am
Killin' hookers
and using them for parts,
so I can build a Franken-Hooker.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a cyborg sent from the future to destroy you all.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're: adventurous, weird, stylish, intelligent, geeky, fun, obnoxious, independent, passionate, creative, and kind of
a bad ass.