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MadMurdok

38 M Azusa, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello hello.

I'll briefly summarize myself by listing some things that I dig:

infectious laughter
victorious underdogs
bewildering segues
bathroom stall art
costume parties
comic books
urban decay
European dialects,
obscure quotes
cheesy horror films
nostalgic smells
socks without holes in them.

I'm a total film-geek.
Some of my hobbies are drawing and writing, arguing with myself in the grocery store, making people mixed CD's, letting my friends rant to me about their problems, bowling, making people feel less awkward by being more awkward, dancing like an invincible fool, etc...

FYI:
my daughter is 12 and lives in Michigan.
(Hopefully... she'll move out here within the next couple years)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eat
Sleep
Rave
Repeat

(not really)
[maybe]
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being the most awesome person you will ever meet.

... and also the most humble.

also...
being ready anytime of day or night for random adventures and tom-foolery.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a bipedal humanoid.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
H.P. Lovecraft, Alan Moore, Dean Koontz, various comics and graphic novels, etc...,

My top 5 all-time favorite movies are:
1. Labyrinth
2. The Dark Crystal
3. A Clockwork Orange
4. The Crow
5. Rushmore
Other Favs: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, UHF, V for Vendetta, The Breakfast Club, The Thing, The Blues Brothers, Fight Club, Big Trouble in Little China, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Conan: The Barbarian, They Live, Kung Fu Hustle, Clerks, Seven Samurai, In the Mouth of Madness, Near Dark, Beetlejuice, Airplane!, The Big Lebowski, Swingers, True Romance, Saturday Night Fever, Floundering, Kids, Evil Dead, Dark City, 12 Monkeys, Blade Runner, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Fall, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Die Hard, City of Lost Children, Aliens, Ghostbusters, Ginger Snaps 1,2 & 3, Super 8, The Howling, Baseketball, The Royal Tenenbaums, Cemetery Man, Back to the Future, The Brothers Bloom, Escape from New York, Blazing Saddles, Flash Gordon, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Apocalypse Now, Reality Bites, Drunken Master 1 & 2, Vacation, Yojimbo, Friday, Run Lola Run, Hi Fidelity, Le Pact Du Lupe, Subway, Incredible Hulk, The Truman Show, Cable Guy, Shaun of the Dead, Dead Alive, Robocop, Zero Effect, Trick r Treat, Tombstone, Let The Right One In, Super, The Chinese Connection, Hesher, Intacto, Dog Soldiers, Last Action Hero, Batman, etc...

Music:
Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Tomahawk, Queen, Beck, Weird Al, Primus, Pantera, James Brown, STP, NIN, KMFDM, Covenant, The Cure, AC/DC, NOFX, Peter Gabriel, Portishead, John Lee Hooker, Ministry, Chemical Bros, Leftfield, Fatboy Slim, Electric Six, Regina Spektor, Beastie Boys, Clutch, DEVO, Joy Division, Oingo Boingo, Sublime, The Police, Nirvana, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Soundgarden, Tom Waits, White Stripes, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Cake, Ice Cube, Gorillaz, Manson, Tool, She Wants Revenge, David Bowie, Helmet, Alice in Chains, Jane's Addiction, Radiohead, Toadies, Bad Religion, Crystal Method, Let's Go Bowling, VNV Nation, Alice Cooper, Blind Melon, Rob Zombie, Tripping Daisy, Tenacious D, VAST, etc...

TV:
Three's Company, Married with Children, Community, Rosanne, Parks & Rec, Scrubs, My Name is Earl, Supernatural, Arrow, Wilfred, Californication, Louie, Raising Hope, Walking Dead, 30 Rock, Face Off, various 80's cartoons, etc...

Food:
Chinese, Italian, Mexican, etc...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. movies
2. good tunes
3. friends/someone to entertain and make laugh
4. my sunglasses
5. a slow-moving, maniacal death-trap
6. my Doc Martens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My dreams from the previous night, movies, sex, food, music, inspiration, who farted in the elevator, bunny rabbits, what superpowers I would most want, why people find it necessary to use shaving cream, could I eat 50 eggs, could I defuse a bomb... if I really had to ?
etc...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Killin' hookers
and using them for parts,
so I can build a Franken-Hooker.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a cyborg sent from the future to destroy you all.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're: adventurous, weird, stylish, intelligent, geeky, fun, obnoxious, independent, passionate, creative, and kind of
a bad ass.