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32 Santa Monica, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
English (Somewhat), Icelandic (Fluently), Afrikaans (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I would recommend you cease your current activities; for I intend to desecrate them. I'm the foolish new guy around here, and I have some gentlemen from downstairs providing me with a musical accompaniment. I drink large quantities of fine Cognac.

Allow me to amaze thee.
What I’m doing with my life
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Getting stupid, and shooting arrows like cupid whilst bumping various popular Rap artists from the Top 10.

Sometimes, I get ridiculous (I have this ironic proclivity for tickling BBWs, despite my thin profile) but it never halts my active lifestyle. All of this while maintaining a deviant, crazy and womanizing mythos makes me somewhat of an Urban Legend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My own dance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually it's "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin". I'm assuming this is because my nose is big.

No, I'm not ashamed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(C) Doowhutchalike (D) Crackers, Licorice and Lumpy Oatmeal
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Black people, White people, Puerto Ricans, Samoans, The Whole World and The Ladies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Using words that don't mean nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doin the aforementioned dance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once had sexual intercourse at the Home of the Whopper's Lavatory.
You should message me if
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Your rear itches.