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MadSophist
26 / M / straight / Single
Fremont, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- —
- Height
- 6' 3" (1.90m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Working on space camp
- Job
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Poorly), Icelandic (Fluently), Afrikaans (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am about to ruin, the image, and the style.
My Self-Summary
I would recommend you cease your current activities; for I intend
to desecrate them. I'm the foolish new guy around here, and I have
some gentlemen from downstairs providing me with a musical
accompaniment. I drink large quantities of fine Cognac.
Allow me to amaze thee.
Allow me to amaze thee.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting stupid, and shooting arrows like cupid whilst bumping
various popular Rap artists from the Top 10.
Sometimes, I get ridiculous (I have this ironic proclivity for tickling BBWs, despite my thin profile) but it never halts my active lifestyle. All of this while maintaining a deviant, crazy and womanizing mythos makes me somewhat of an Urban Legend.
Sometimes, I get ridiculous (I have this ironic proclivity for tickling BBWs, despite my thin profile) but it never halts my active lifestyle. All of this while maintaining a deviant, crazy and womanizing mythos makes me somewhat of an Urban Legend.
I’m really good at
My own dance.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually it's "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin". I'm assuming
this is because my nose is big.
No, I'm not ashamed.
No, I'm not ashamed.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(C) Doowhutchalike (D) Crackers, Licorice and Lumpy Oatmeal
The six things I could never do without
Black people, White people, Puerto Ricans, Samoans, The Whole World
and The Ladies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Using words that don't mean nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doin the aforementioned dance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I once had sexual intercourse at the Home of the Whopper's
Lavatory.
You should message me if
Your rear itches.
