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MadSophist

30 / M / Straight / Single

San Mateo, California

His Details

Last Online
Today – 6:59am
Ethnicity
—
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
—
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
—
Offspring
—
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Icelandic (Fluently), Afrikaans (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I would recommend you cease your current activities; for I intend to desecrate them. I'm the foolish new guy around here, and I have some gentlemen from downstairs providing me with a musical accompaniment. I drink large quantities of fine Cognac.

Allow me to amaze thee.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting stupid, and shooting arrows like cupid whilst bumping various popular Rap artists from the Top 10.

Sometimes, I get ridiculous (I have this ironic proclivity for tickling BBWs, despite my thin profile) but it never halts my active lifestyle. All of this while maintaining a deviant, crazy and womanizing mythos makes me somewhat of an Urban Legend.
I’m really good at
My own dance.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually it's "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin". I'm assuming this is because my nose is big.

No, I'm not ashamed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(C) Doowhutchalike (D) Crackers, Licorice and Lumpy Oatmeal
The six things I could never do without
Black people, White people, Puerto Ricans, Samoans, The Whole World and The Ladies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Using words that don't mean nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doin the aforementioned dance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once had sexual intercourse at the Home of the Whopper's Lavatory.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
Your rear itches.