Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
... think Cheshire Cat
Labyrinth... yes this is what I am actually called, a nickname
given to me by my closest of friends who said I know the movie way
too well, and it describes be perfectly because I am practically
imposible to decipher, even though there are many ways to do it,
but once you do, I'm a piece of cake (yes that is a reference to
Out of frustration I'm going to update my profile to answer the
most commonly asked questions:
-I'm looking for FRIENDS not FWB, if you are looking for sex - stop
now and go on to the next profile. I'm an old-fashioned girl with
old-fashioned values, like getting to know someone well, learn they
are trustworthy, then figure out relationship status, titles, and
-my pictures are all photo shoots, I don't take "selfies", they
also reflect all the facets of my life so if you are going to be my
friend then you have to be ok seeing me in all those facets.
-I have a boyfriend of thirteen years and we are in an open
relationship. He works a great deal of the time giving me time to
go out and I have a particular fondness for movies and going to see
them a lot so I would like someone to hang out with, go to movies
with, and get to know, not keeping him from dating but not being
sacrificed to it either
-if you have issues with jealousy, keep in mind everything in this
profile before messaging me
Hopefully that has answered the most common questions and you can
read on to get to know me better...
So lets see... (what I've already alluded to)
....silly, kind of random style crazy
....complicated but once figured out, predictable
....complete movie buff
....somewhat of a gamer
(then there's the other stuff)
....primal camping - yes
....rock climbing - yes
....dancing - yes
....oh I forgot to mention scientist (only the mad kind when they
let me - that can get expensive you know)
....like music from 80's to now-mostly rock, heavy metal and
country (I grew up in the south... what can I say, country had to
be in there)
....love to dine out (because who wants to do the cooking AND the
cleaning) but there is nothing like a GOOD home cooked meal, either
way, I'm always in for good food... keeping money in mind
....VERY money wise, frugal, and savvy but never cheap
(please read the bottom)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching... yes I am molding young minds.... NAAAAA... I'm a
scientist in a laboratory trying not to blow or burn the place
down... like I almost did a few weeks ago... tee hee hee
(It wasn't ENTIRELY my fault)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Appearing to be innocent, Business, Biology, creating purple-eyed
"walks" (because they were flies born without wings)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on the day they meet me and what I'm wearing. (In the
t-shirt and jeans vs. business casual outfit kind of way)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
..... BOOKS: Pride and Prejudice and Hunger Games, Maze runner
series, Divergent series (yeah I know - I don't read much, not even
...... MOVIES: Most of them... some of best off the top of my
head...Labyrinth, Jupiter ascending, Lucy, Men of Honor, Beauty and
the Beast (Disney), Drop Dead Fred, Fast Five - now seven, Wreck it
Ralph, Rock of Ages, Pride and Prejudice (like all 4 versions, but
the Colin Firth version is best), oh I can go on and on,and these
are just the old ones... Frozen (yes I know), Shawshank Redemption,
How to train your dragon 1, and 2... I'm an addict... I'm in the
theaters every week usually... some girls do chocolate, I do
..... SHOWS: well I just saw Les Mis. in movie theaters and I
understood it better there than the three times I saw it in a
theater so that and of Mice and men, Don Giovanni and many more
while my boyfriend was in art school.
...... MUSIC: Def Leopard, Metallica, and Bon Jovi (80 - 90) Their
new stuff is okay but ... yeah... otherwise I can probably sing
along to at least 1 out of 3 songs on any rock, metal, or country
station on the radio
...... FOOD: food glorious food... it is easier to say what I won't
eat, thai, indian, most exotic styles that just don't agree with me
(no mexican doesn't count... or any other latin food)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The usual, food, water, shelter, the abilities to get those with
relative ease... so what is that 4? After that isn't it a "stay
white and die" kind of question? But if I were take the "nature" of
My friends: they are few but family
My car or motorcycle (or some form of vehicle and the fuel to
propel it): I like my freedom
..... Having a hard time here....
Movies I guess... I do love them a lot but I could do without them
if I had to... I may be taking this question a bit too
So if I don't....
My bed with MY sheets and pillows
Bluetooth in my car - leading to Pandora on my phone
Hot, like lava, shower
(Movies trump them all bit I figured that was a given)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing comes to mind so I must not be keeping track... Its a joke
people... My future
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the movies seeing the newest release and/or out to dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kinky.... a LOT....it's a part of my life which is why you see
the pictures...they are meant to prepare you, not entice you
regardless of how you take them (people keep asking me about this
so I will elaborate... I tell you so you won't freak out when you
find out or you find something we have in common - this is not a
pick up line) Saying this is something we have in common does not
impress me but if you don't like it, then I wanted to warn you up
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
YOU HAVE ACTUALLY READ THIS PROFILE AND UNDERSTAND THAT I AM IN AN
OPEN KINKY RELATIONSHIP WITH A MAN AND WE ARE BOTH OPEN TO DATING
(Geez, I keep getting questions about this one too - it seems clear
enough to me) DATES DO NOT HAVE TO INCLUDE SEX....I don't know when
this became a foreign concept, but like I said, maybe I'm old
fashioned. If you must have a title attached to it, a friend would
be a nice place to start. I'm not after your money either. (Never
thought I would have to include that) Told you I was
crazy/unusual/weird/insane... choose your description (apparently
just based on this ideal).......... now then, lets see how many
people actually read this.
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