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Mad_Labyrinth

32 F Apopka, FL

My Details

Last Online
Dec 4, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Mad... think Cheshire Cat

Labyrinth... yes this is what I am actually called, a nickname given to me by my closest of friends who said I know the movie way too well, and it describes be perfectly because I am practically imposible to decipher, even though there are many ways to do it, but once you do, I'm a piece of cake (yes that is a reference to portal)

So lets see... (what I've already alluded to)
....silly, kind of random style crazy
....complicated but once figured out, predictable
....complete movie buff
....somewhat of a gamer
(then there's the other stuff)
....primal camping - yes
....rock climbing - yes
....dancing - yes
....oh I forgot to mention scientist (only the mad kind when they let me - that can get expensive you know)
....like music from 80's to now-mostly rock, heavy metal and country (I grew up in the south... what can I say, country had to be in there)
....love to dine out (because who wants to do the cooking AND the cleaning) but there is nothing like a GOOD home cooked meal, either way, I'm always in for good food... keeping money in mind
....VERY money wise, frugal, and savvy but never cheap
(please read the bottom)
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching... yes I am molding young minds.... NAAAAA... I'm a scientist in a laboratory trying not to blow or burn the place down... like I almost did a few weeks ago... tee hee hee

(It wasn't ENTIRELY my fault)
I’m really good at
Appearing to be innocent, Business, Biology, creating purple-eyed "walks" (because they were flies born without wings)
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on the day they meet me and what I'm wearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
..... BOOKS: Pride and Prejudice and Hunger Games (yeah I know - I don't read much, not even Potter)
...... MOVIES: Most of them... some of best off the top of my head...Labyrinth, Men of Honor, Beauty and the Beast (Disney), Drop Dead Fred, Fast Five, Wreck it Ralph, Rock of Ages, Pride and Prejudice (like all 4 versions, but the Colin Firth version is best), oh I can go on and on.
..... SHOWS: well I just saw Les Mis. in movie theaters and I understood it better there than the three times I saw it in a theater so that and of Mice and men
...... MUSIC: Def Leopard, Metallica, and Bon Jovi (80 - 90) Their new stuff is okay but ... yeah... otherwise I can probably sing along to at least 1 out of 3 songs on any rock station on the radio
...... FOOD: food glorious food... it is easier to say what I won't eat, thai, indian, most exotic styles just don't agree with me (no mexican doesn't count... or any other latin food)
The six things I could never do without
The usual, food, water, shelter, the abilities to get those with relative ease... so what is that 4? After that isn't it a "stay white and die" kind of question? But if I were take the "nature" of this question...
My friends: they are few but family
My car or motorcycle (or some form of vehicle and the fuel to propel it): I like my freedom
..... Having a hard time here....
Movies I guess... I do love them a lot but I could do without them if I had to... I may be taking this question a bit too seriously
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nothing comes to mind so I must not be keeping track... Its a joke people
On a typical Friday night I am
At the movies seeing the newest release and/or out to dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm kinky.... a LOT (people keep asking me about this so I will elaborate... I tell you so you won't freak out when you find out or you find something we have in common - this is not a pick up line)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
YOU HAVE ACTUALLY READ THIS PROFILE AND UNDERSTAND THAT I AM IN AN OPEN KINKY RELATIONSHIP WITH A MAN AND WE ARE BOTH OPEN TO DATING, NOT FUCKING, OTHER PEOPLE....(Geez, I keep getting questions about this one too - it seems clear enough to me) DATES DO NOT HAVE TO INCLUDE SEX....I don't know when this became a foreign concept, but then maybe I'm old fashioned. A friend would be a nice place to start. Told you I was crazy (apparently).......... now then, lets see how many people actually read this.