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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 12:34am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Mostly vegan
Not at all
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not really looking for a date right now. Co-conspirators, yes, but only if you have an actual crime you want to do.
No "violations" bullshit either- real crime, felonies hopefully, or get a new cliche.
Light stalking? Sure. Dates? Not so much.]

I am an artist, a metalworker, and occasional college professor. I can lift heavy stuff, weld, fix shit, make something out of nothing, and know it is very, very important to read ShopKat the flavor of the canned food before serving it.
I am super-passionate, perhaps a little too intense, and like to work very, very hard. I am far nerdier than you think.
I assigned myself a uniform close to twenty years ago and have stuck to it with very minor variation. I love love love learning new things, am somewhat suspicious of comfort, and think the New York City water system is a feat of awe-inspiring engineering that makes me proud to be a human and anxious that I am wasting my life. I wonder how anyone could have the time for "so bad, its good" (I prefer:"so good, its good")and karaoke and personally identifying with a professional sports team confuses me.

[Editing and purging, as no one cares about most of the stuff here, but the bit above still amuses me.]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building my bubble of awesome. Taking over the world. Amazingly, and despite heroic efforts, I have not yet died trying (I have been maimed a few times.) This I credit to what I suspect is my true purpose- a care and feeding machine for the cat that lives with me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Interesting problem solving.
Interesting problem creation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dreadlocks, a couple of them distressingly large.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

I am well-read and articulate and smarter than most people you have met. If you do not want to take my word for it there are a million other profiles out there, and those guys actually give a rat's ass.
[Note: Personally, I think a rat's ass would make an awesome gift. Adding to my never-ending, never shrinking list of things to do.]
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have a very rich internal life, and can do without a whole lot, but no running water is a dealbreaker. Also:
Sharp knife
Good boots
Something to read
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gee- lie so I sound deep, or lie so I sound self-deprecating and humble?
I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world ..... And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in food
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making something, or scheming about the next project.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You know, I think I will be using this profile primarily to rant and whine, and you are doing it because you do not want to die alone [Spoiler alert: We all die alone.] but if you are one of the people who filled this space with "If I put it here on the internet it wouldn't be private hur hur dur" you just relinquished all the high ground. That is it- you go back to zero. You can no longer complain about dudes whose photos are torso-only or prominently feature a car, a fish, or their fancy monocle. In fact, if you only get one-word messages packed brimming with bodiless boner pictures you have to respond, graciously, because boner boy? He is better than you.
You should message me if
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Occasionally I use this as a platform to write these amazing thousand plus word messages to people who interest me, but not in the "ooh baby" sense, more in the "that's weird" sense, like people whose photo thumbnail is on a weird part of their body (not boobs- like, left forearm), or people who are obviously crazy, people with odd turns of phrase that catch my eye, or really shallow shitty people with pretty hair.
These messages are clever and funny and really nice chunks of weird awesome, and there is rarely a response (got one one that angered me- she said something about not responding to copy/pastes. I never do that, and replied with a lyrical 500 word splurge typed from my phone. No response. You lady, who looked like a Fox News anchor who is trying to live undercover and is not fooling anyone: you are a jerk.
For the ones that do not respond:
What the fuck?
How can you complain about one-word messages, but not even acknowledge the well-written, no matter how bizarre?

It makes me thing the worst of you.
{I really think they are good. If you want to read some and judge for yourself message me}

I am looking for women that I do not already know, people I can charm (or repel) strictly on my own merits. Just friends and potential collaborators, really.
Also: Super-awesome nerd girls please apply.

Use of any of these words non-ironically (wait- do we still have irony? So hard to tell) to describe yourself or just in general do not message me:
-selfie (describing photos. If it is some kind of reference to masturbation ignore the above.)
-Bucket list (just typing it makes me want to gag)
-Burner (if you define your life around your vacation you have problems that no amount of drugs, expensive camping, or fake fur will fix. Actually, hanging out with me can fix this particular ailment. Seriously. Also, if you are currently on fire ignore the above and message away.)

Also: It amazes me that people, sometimes smart people, are sincerely Libertarians. Some of you can be helped, once you learn these cool tricks called "following things to logical conclusions" and "testing political philosophies against the crushing weight of the real world." This assumes you are not a fourteen-year-old too-smart outcast stoner. If you are, do get in touch, as I have a reading list for you.