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MadamClaire

24 / F / straight / Single

Portsmouth, United Kingdom

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MadamClaire is great. It's rare I instantly click with somebody, and she is one of those rare finds. Somebody I can trust absolutely. read more

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 2" (1.57m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am loyal, cuddleable, and downright barmy.

My Self-Summary

I'll fill this in when i think of something to write :)

What I’m doing with my life

Actually, bugger all at the moment. I'm currently signed off work after having a fairly major operation on my hip. I'm still going to physio and have had a course of hydrotherapy though, which has helped lots so with any luck i'll be able to ditch the crutches and get me a job soon!

I’m really good at

Yabbing for hours. Being a good friend. Making cards. Wasting time on the internet. Making pie and mash. Baking. Uh... *i will insert more here when my brain is working*

The first things people usually notice about me

At the moment i'd imagine people would probably notice the crutches first, although sadly, the b00bies too. I've more often than once had to say "Oi, up HERE ^^^" Saying this does not impress me :P

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Well! My book list could seriously go on forever. I love reading, and anyone who tries to seperate me from my books would get poked in the eyes with sporks :P I'll honestly pick anything up and give it a go! Some of my favorite books are: Labryrinth - Kate Mosse, The Sound Of Laughter - Peter Kay, Perfume - Patrick Suskind, Moab is my Washpot - Stephen Fry, Faerie Tale - Raymond E. Feist (current read).

When it comes to music, I'm totally a metal girl at heart, though i have recently come across industrial and EBM, and must admit a certain amount of love for them. I don't mind the odd bit of goth sometimes either. Particular bands are: Metallica, Linkin Park, Clutch, Combichrist, Celldweller, And One, Pendulum, Lacuna Coil, Chris Cornell, Prodigy, Disturbed, Slipknot, Grendel, Covenent, Pantera, Rammstein, Apoptygma Berzerk, Assemblage 23.... I could go on :P
I'm not entirely about the noise mind, i do like a bit of The Smiths, Bon Jovi, Moby and some of the old classics; Frank Sinatra, Doris Day and Dean Martin too.

I'm pretty open about movies to be honest. I love horror, but have a certain passion for animated kids stuff too. I'm not a huge fan of rom com type stuff though!

Food is a big, BIG thing for me. I'm vegan, and have been for the last 18 months... I was a vegetarian for around 13 years beforw that. I'm not a preachy vegan, all i ask for for the people around me to respect my feelings! For those people who do happen to eat meat, i'll probably just tease you about the slab of *insert meat here* on your plate :D

The six things I could never do without

1) Mobile - I like to keep in touch. :)
2) Internet - I really couldn't survive without many of the people i have met via the 'net. Some are now my closest friends.
3) Books - I see no need to explain these!
4) My friends - I love you all.
5) My Cat and rats - Furry friends WIN.
6) My bed - I needs my sleeps!

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Books, family, friends. What is for dinner. :P My next tattoo. What the naughty cat is up to now? When i can get off the crutches. Trying to remember birthdays and how many cards i'll need for them.

On a typical Friday night I am

Sat curled up in front of the TV with my awesome flatmate.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

You'll have to ask me anything you want to know!

You should message me if

You feel like you'd like to have a laugh and joke, and would like to find a new pub buddy. Versions also available in 'serious' and 'mental'. ;p