My Self is...rough around the edges, laughter-oriented, project-obsessed. My Self likes to be challenged. My Self likes breakfast 24 hours a day and has never been stung by an insect!
My Self has a semi-serious plan to befriend Louis CK through an NSFW letter writing campaign, and can do up to ten cartwheels in a row.
I care about social justice, a lot. Besides writing, it might be the only thing. Not really, but kinda.
Caveats: I have little tolerance for dishonesty, bullshit or pretense; I'm not skinny; I'm a Yankees fan. I think monogamy is kind of silly, and I'm only about 75% straight.