Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty honest. People seem to find that admirable, which is
weird to me since I can't really control it. It
I am easily amused (e.g. fart jokes) and ask lots of questions. Too
many, some say. Those who are not disposed to disclose. Oh Damn. I
just thought of that!
reading, writing, sleeping, running around in the snow
People who disregard the social contract, arrogant douchebags,
bumper stickers, powdered sour mix in your whiskey sour instead of
lemon juice and sugar syrup like it's supposed to be
I have a lovely boyfriend and we don't do the monogamy thing. We
have 1-2 nights a week for dates with other people. 0-1 during the
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a job. I'm doing the MFA in Fiction at Emerson.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laugh loudly and, I am told, distinctively. And, I suspect, my
ass. Let's not be naïve, people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nietzsche (except every single word he wrote about ladies), The
English Patient, Venture Bros., Ben Folds Five, sautéed mushrooms,
JL Borges, Pootie Tang, Upright Citizens Brigade, The Chieftains,
salade niçoise, Hemingway, Apocalypse Now, Slings and Arrows, Dead
Prez, grits & eggs & toast.
Guilty Pleasure Favorites: Dave Barry, Reign of Fire, HIMYM, Postal
True Detective was good. Game of Thrones is good. I like the same
crap as everyone else (except Big Bang Theory. I HATE that show).
I've watched Arrested Development and 30 Rock all the way through
many many times each.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know how I feel about this question, but I'm no scientist,
so...let's just say "would rather not do without."
> my dog
> something to write with & on
> speedball junior*
> hugs (this is, like, science)
* ask if you're curious, I think my friend invented this term
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How (like, by what social mechanisms) and why life is so unfair to
so many people.
Why organisms do stuff from a evolutionary standpoint. Like, say,
why primates can't handle being alone for long periods of
Also tennis, fiction, mortality, relationships and capitalism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I think this means "what do you do for fun?" If so, the answer is
this: red wine; almost never going to Da Club, although I can and
do break it down when appropriate; documentaries; getting in the
car and Going; photographing weird and/or beautiful shit; gin;
Jenga*; and following Snoop Lion's dicta. I'm refusing to look up
if that's the plural of dictum. Let's say yes. Lately, making fires
and sour beers.....YUM
* I'd rather be playing Clue but you need more people than I can
muster usually for that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I get really pissed (angry, not drunk) the back of my head
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't generally lie to people, you are amused easily, you are
okay with getting a small sliver of my attention, and you don't
(generally) have dirt under your fingernails.
Who are you looking for?
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