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human_creature

32 F Belmont, MA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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[9/8/14] School just started and it turns out I have zero time. I may not even be on here again until the end of the school year. See you folks next summer!
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People seem to note the following about me: I ask a lot of questions, I can be loud, I like playing with doggies and kids, I am strong (not enough ATM), I think fast (both catchingwise and literalwise), I am...a Yankees fan. You don't get to pick these things, and I'm not from around here. Ok now that that's out of the way...

As far as people I want to be friends/sleep with (which are almost the same for me most of the time), my particular high bars are humility, humor, and smarts, in that order.

I have a lovely boyfriend and we don't do the monogamy thing. We have 1-2 nights a week for dates with other people. That's what this account is for. Well, that and finding 'patients' for the organ-harvesting operation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a job I really like at an education startup that involves lots of html and teaching and math. I'm doing the MFA in Fiction at Emerson.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
teaching tennis
band names
skeptical face
gummed papers
unbridled mirth
campfire maintenance
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laugh loudly and, I am told, distinctively.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nietzsche (except every single word he wrote about ladies), The English Patient, Venture Bros., Ben Folds Five, sautéed mushrooms, JL Borges, Pootie Tang, Upright Citizens Brigade, The Chieftains, salade niçoise, Hemingway, Apocalypse Now, Slings and Arrows, Dead Prez, grits & eggs & toast, Guilty Pleasure Favorites:
Dave Barry, Reign of Fire, HIMYM, Postal Service, oreos.

True Detective was good. Game of Thrones is good. I like the same crap as everyone else (except Big Bang Theory. I HATE that show). I've watched Arrested Development and 30 Rock all the way through many many times each.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about Ways in Which I'm Imperfect:

1. I'm judgy sometimes.
2. I'm not skinny, although I am pretty strong.
4. I think many if not most people are dumb or boring or both. I don't like to admit it but it's true.
5. Sometimes I text and drive. There. I said it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How (like, by what social mechanisms) and why life is so unfair to so many people. Also tennis, fiction, mortality, relationships and capitalism/the income gap.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I think this means "what do you do for fun?" If so, the answer is this: red wine; almost never going to Da Club, although I can and do break it down when appropriate; documentaries; getting in the car and Going; photographing weird and/or beautiful shit; gin; Jenga, and following Snoop Lion's dicta. I'm refusing to look up if that's the plural of dictum. Let's say yes. Lately, making fires and sour beers.....YUM
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I get really pissed (angry, not drunk) the back of my head tingles.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't generally lie to people, you are amused easily, you are okay with getting a small sliver of my attention, and you don't have dirt under your fingernails.