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26 F Oakdale, PA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
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Middle Eastern, White
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I wasn't going to say anything to be polite, but this is just fucking pandemic; if you AT ALL believe that you're justified in publicly belittling ANYONE on your profile just because they're not physically your type, I wish you nothing but failure. I digress...

I am actually a very nice person, to be honest. I wish I wasn't. As a matter of fact, I believe I have a stronger moral fortitude than most people do. My code of morality may drastically differ from yours, but I make a conscious effort not to stray from my principles. I'm disgusted with humanity because I just care way too fucking much. I'm empathetic to a fault. I'm insane. What, do you think misanthropes are just born?

Not outgoing, but fun is relative; I have my vices. Do you think that just because I'm quiet that I don't have a personality? People who know me say I'm the most intense person they've ever met.

I'm not a nerd. I just don't fit in.
I have one tattoo on my left leg.
Both of my ears have been pierced twice. As much as I enjoy my body art; I enjoy it for what it is - cosmetic. I refuse to allow it to define me.
I'm a natural blonde.
I'm a BW. I personally think I could look better without the excess, but body-shaming is zero tolerance for me. I'm fat. I know I'm fat. And I know it's a deal breaker for all of you.
I'm an introvert with amoral desires.

I really want to condense this, but I can't seem to control myself... I'm a writer, and this is my curse...

(Why is it that the lower the match percentage the more visible I am to people I'm clearly just not going to hit it off with? Are you fucking with me intentionally or what?

I do not join this site to answer thousands of questions about my personality and complete a profile just to be matched with people I don't want to fucking deal with; so that I can get dozens of messages everyday from some guys who want me to show them my tits or watch them jack off on Skype/Snapchat/KiK.

Does that answer your question clearly enough, guys?

By the way, I'm not downloading any video/chat programs. I don't have any and I'm keeping it that way.

I have no interest in cybersex. I'm tired of all talk and no doing. I might have found it sexy and fun when I was eighteen, but I've outgrown it. If you live on the other side of the continent, or hell, other side of the fucking planet, are you willing to re-locate? I thought not. I've noticed the only people I've yet to scare away are the people who haven't met me.

Communicating my needs on here is like talking to a wall. I'm interested in sex, but I'm not strictly looking for cock. Don't think that just because you're a guy and you messaged me that I owe it to you to oblige. I'm also looking for companionship and an excuse to stay the fuck out of Oakdale for a day. I'm really not interested in a relationship, but one night stands are equally unsatisfying.

All I do is work and stay at home, and I hate it. If it is nice outside, I take long walks but there are other things I'd rather be doing.

I work at McDonald's currently trying to save money to continue my education. I want to be a magazine columnist for preferably a heavy metal magazine. I really hope you paid attention to this paragraph because I'm very sick of repeating it.

I'm tired of going through the motions. There seems to be no happy medium between small talk and asking me if I want to see your cock. I don't. I don't know why or how, but some of you have been chasing me for years, yet I feel as though you don't pay attention to anything I say or don't know anything about me or my personality.)

I really resent the fact that I'm back here, but a serious lack of human interaction is rapidly driving me insane. I struggle with anxiety and it is extremely difficult for me to make friends. It's not by choice, but I never go out. I'm looking for an opportunity to get out. I don't have anything to look forward to, and as a young person, it shouldn't be that way. I hate being at home.

Hmm. What else, what else...I'm not interested in texting you without talking to you for a considerable amount of time on here. I've accumulated a lot of anonymous contacts over the years because I just stopped bothering adding them a long time ago. That said, I shut my phone off about a week ago because I got sick of checking it continuously and feeling disappointed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working in the food industry and hoping to continue educating myself in communications/journalism/similar soon enough. I'm not sure how much longer I can ride it out here before I find myself in prison...

I have a general idea what I want to do. I'd like to be a magazine columnist, but I think it'd be very fun to get into radio. My third option is to become a language translator.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, blah blah blah, negativity, and masking my pain with humor. My not so hidden talent is my ability to deflate an erection from a mile away.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm continuously changing my hair color. It's usually some kind of unnatural shade.

Apparently I remind people of a variety of anime/cartoon characters.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
HP Lovecraft: The Complete Fiction.
The Book of the Dead,
100 Ghastly Little Ghost Stories,
Door to December,
American Gods,
Edgar Allan Poe (an anthology of his stories and poems),
The Search for Dracula,
Vampires (And Other Creatures That Stalk the Night).

My favorite writer and inspiration is HP Lovecraft.

Movies: I'm obsessed with Evil Dead.

TV: Squidbillies,
Not Dexter,
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
Not Game of Thrones,
Not Breaking Bad,
My Name is Earl,
Not Sons of Anarchy,
The Simpsons,
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Not Mad Men,
various documentaries,
Criminal Minds,
The Nanny,
Everybody Loves Raymond,
The Smoking Gun,
Not Boardwalk Empire,
Everybody Hates Chris,
Married With Children,
Boy Meets World,
Home Improvement,
Malcolm in the Middle,
The I Love the (Insert Decade) series,
and CERTAINLY not the fucking Walking Dead.
...Deal with it.

Music: Lots and lots of "devil music".
Opera IX,
Not country,
Carach Angren,
In Tenebris,
Carpathian Forest,
Anorexia Nervosa,
Ov Hell,
Gloomy Grim,
Hecate Enthroned,
Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult,
Nocturnal Depression,
Bishop of Hexen,
Children of Bodom,
Dawn of Ashes,
Judas Iscariot,
Iron Maiden,
Black Sabbath,
Judas Priest,
Iced Earth,
Ava Inferi,
Ego Likeness,
The Birthday Massacre,
Older AFI,
L'Ame Immortelle,
Nera Nature,
Satanic Warmaster,
Sear Bliss,
Velvet Acid Christ,
Suicide Commando,

Food: Steak, blue-rare. Also, Jack Links. Meat and dairy are a staple in my diet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, sex, and horror. Social issues.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying, vomiting on myself, masturbating myself with broken glass playing Robot Unicorn Attack. All at once.

Shaking my ass to that fucking voodoo music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm omphalophobic.

I have an irrational fear of Pink Floyd's Welcome to the Machine.

I have anxiety issues.

I have a terrible relationship with food.

I have an extremely negative body image.

Knee-jerk revelation time: I don't trust men who claim to be feminists. It's not that I favor misogyny, but the former comes across as extremely disingenuous to me.

There I go, saying too much again...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You're scary.
-You wanna, like, make out.

Be warned, I do have age hang ups. I strongly prefer men who are close to my age. **If you need help figuring out whether you're outside of my age preference, refer to "I'm looking for" section. That's all I have to say.**

It really sucks I need to add this, but if you haven't even filled out a profile, I'm likely to not reply.

If you send a message just stating "hi"/"what's up sexy"/other standard greeting, I'm likely to not reply. I don't really have the patience to repeat myself to 10-15 other people sending me identical messages.

If you use netspeak, I will not reply.

I can tell if we only have a high match percentage because you only answered the questions about sex. I love sex, but if I can't stomach a conversation with you, I don't want to fuck you.

I do not want to see your dick.