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IrisObscure

27 Oakdale, PA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 11:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This section is still currently under construction.

I honestly don't know where to start, but I'm not new here in case you were wondering. Several months ago, I left my social networking sites behind and shut off my phone indefinitely for emotional/anxiety reasons.

While it was absolutely liberating for a period of time, the lack of interaction turned me into a boring, uninspired person. It's so exhausting being negative all the time. I don't know how long it's going to take me before I lose my patience with this site for the umpteenth time, but this is pretty much the only dating site I ever used that I met people off of, so I'm hoping it will be worth the aggravation.

I haven't socialized in over six months. I haven't spoken to any friends whatsoever in about two or three, and that's only because I happened to work with one of them, but we don't work together anymore. I'd like to believe that my friends just really suck at texting and I'm not really that socially inept.

What interests me varies day by day, but since this is a dating site and I'm not going to lie about my intent, I'm mostly concerned about something casual, for the time being.

More sex driven: My sexual drive is very high, but please read on...

If the only interest in me you have is sexual, I don't want you texting me. I can tell whether or not we only share a high match percentage because you only answered the questions about sex. Just because I'm horny and you are too doesn't mean I'm feeling up to participating in a one-dimensional relationship with you, nor do I feel like texting back and forth for weeks on end about it, meeting once IF we get that far, only for you to never talk to me again.

I really shouldn't have to choose between having a partner who doesn't care about me when he doesn't need to drain his sack and one with no physical attraction to me whatsoever. I'm not asking for marriage or anything. All I'm asking for is something more regular.

More kinky: This is true, although I've never gotten the chance to participate in the lifestyle. I have a FL account, but it's done me no favors. I feel like in order to become a part of that community that I need connections but it's hard enough for me to open up to people in general. I have no idea where to begin. I'll take my chances here.

I consider myself a masochist. I used to identify myself as a submissive, and I still would be open to performing a submissive role for the right person IF he even exists but I've got to be honest - I don't get along well with dominant men. I've spent my life submitting in every other context that I'm just not willing to compromise in my private life as well.

Less kind: People think I'm nice...

According to my personality results, OKCupid happens to disagree with that assessment. I'm only misanthropic because I care too much. I'm so earnest that it annoys people. If I were only pretending to be kind, I would have given up the charade a long time ago because I sure as fuck haven't gotten anything out of it but pain. I've tried to fight it, but my pesky conscience gets in the way.

I don't really take it as a compliment anymore. People mistake kindness for weakness all the time, or people are willing to trade in a good personality for other traits. I'm the "really cool girl" you never asked on a second date. I'm not dumb.

I'm not athletic. In fact, I hate sports with a passion. It's like a crime to live in Pittsburgh and hate football, hockey, and baseball. I just don't find it interesting or fun and I think it has way too much influence on culture, especially here. If you're one of those overly physical types, we'd probably piss each other up a wall.

I'm introverted, literary, and artistic. On the other hand, I'm not mathematical or scientific, so I'm not eager to call myself a nerd, but my behavior probably fits the stereotype. Of course, when you're silent, nervous, and give zero fucks about Star Wars, the 1990s, or Neil Degrasse-Tyson (?), everyone just thinks you're a serial killer instead.

I'm a pretty dark person. I was born that way, and I'm proud. I enjoy some counterculture, even though I think parts of it are still very shallow, if not more shallow than the mainstream. I have my ears pierced twice in each ear and a tattoo on my left calf. I want a few more tattoos and a few more piercings, but it's never gotten in the way of expressing myself being without them. The counterculture's emphasis on body modification as a beauty standard is toxic and hypocritical at best. I guess I'm not supposed to question it, but I think for myself.

I've already added far more in here so far than I thought I was going to, but once I start typing, it's hard for me to stop.

...

(To be continued, because my eyes are currently struggling to keep open.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working in the food industry and hoping to continue educating myself in communications/journalism/similar soon enough. I'm not sure how much longer I can ride it out here before I find myself in prison...

I have a general idea what I want to do. I'd like to be a magazine columnist, but I think it'd be very fun to get into radio. My third option is to become a language translator.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, blah blah blah, negativity, and masking my pain with humor. My not so hidden talent is my ability to deflate an erection from a mile away.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Like, for real? "Where's your sister?!?!?!"

Or dating site answer? People don't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite writer and inspiration is HP Lovecraft.

Movies: I'm obsessed with Evil Dead.
Speaking of movies, I'd be happy if I never got to watch Talladega Nights or Dude Where's My Car? again, but I can't really bond with other people over movies so I don't care.

TV: King of the Hill,
Cops,
My Name is Earl,
The Nanny,
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
Seinfeld,
Squidbillies,
King of the Hill,
Metal Mania,
120 Minutes,
King of the Hill,
King of the Hill,
American Horror Story before it became too stupid this season,
King of the Hill.

Am currently watching Twin Peaks.

Music: Lots and lots of "devil music".
Opera IX,
Darzamat,
Cadaveria,
Dynabyte,
Metallica,
Carach Angren,
Evol,
In Tenebris,
Carpathian Forest,
Lucifugum,
Abigor,
Anorexia Nervosa,
Nile,
Ancient,
Ov Hell,
Gloomy Grim,
Hecate Enthroned,
Mayhem,
Marduk,
Immortal,
Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult,
Nocturnal Depression,
Sargeist,
Bishop of Hexen,
Children of Bodom,
Testament,
Exodus,
Kreator,
Morgul,
Dawn of Ashes,
Mysticum,
Moonblood,
Troll,
Enthroned,
Behexen,
Vesania,
Tsjuder,
Trelldom,
Capitollium,
Judas Iscariot,
Iron Maiden,
Dio,
Black Sabbath,
Judas Priest,
Queensryche,
Iced Earth,
Ava Inferi,
Tristania,
Ego Likeness,
The Birthday Massacre,
Older AFI,
L'Ame Immortelle,
Nera Nature,
Urgehal,
Gehenna,
Satanic Warmaster,
Hellveto,
Darkestrah,
Sear Bliss,
Setherial,
Horna,
Hocico,
Velvet Acid Christ,
Suicide Commando,
Nachtmahr.
I like some new wave too.

Food: Steak, blue-rare. Also, Jack Links. Meat and dairy are a staple in my diet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sodomy,
Necromancy,
Blood,
Vomit,
Sodomy,
Rainbows.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I find this question hard to answer because I'm not thinking about anything now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying, vomiting on myself, masturbating myself with broken glass playing Robot Unicorn Attack. All at once.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I feel ugly.
You should message me if
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You're scary.