If you weren't.....well....fine then....see if I care......(I kinda do)
Signs you might be an OkCupid user:
1. You are getting really good at gauging someone's attractiveness from a 5x10 pixel image.
2. You just checked your inbox 30 times in 20 minutes.
3. You'll never make fun of your friends on match.com ever again.
4. You've been wondering what's wrong with you.
5. You've been solicited for sex unusually frequently lately.
6. You've had to come up with 100 different ways of greeting someone.
7. You are now more sure than ever that nature got it right with natural selection.
8. You've judged an exceptionally high number of people on their grammar usage.
9. You've spent the better part of an evening trying to take a selfie that makes you look hot.
10. You've given up on spontaneous dating.
In a weird place right now. Looking for some
new people in my life. If said people come with cookies...so be it.
I'm really not into the whole idea that match questions and profile babble can give you an idea who a person is...so let me just say that I'm a good guy who's doing his best in life. Everything else is secondary.