Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Things I see on girl's profiles that are funny to me:
-Profiles that start with saying, "I probably won't message you
THEN GET OFF OKC YA CRAZY.
-Profiles that have a 5 paragraph section of your demands in a
AINT. GONNA. HAPPEN.
-Showing your most of you.
-listing EVERY band and TV show you like.
I LIKE EACH AND ALL MUSAK!
-All profile photos taken 4 inches from your face.
-Butt pics, boob pics, back pics, gym pics.
WE GET IT. YOU THINK YOU ARE RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING.
-Your whole profile is an explanation of why you are on okc, but
dont ACTUALLY need it or anything.
THANKS FOR GRACING US LOSERS WITH YOUR PRESENCE.
Ahem. Ok I'm done. Please excuse my rantings...
Hey I'm Tate.
Just a simple guy looking for some solid conversation, or new
single friends to do things with.
Most of my friends are boring, married, or in terminal
relationships which doesn't really lend itself to doing anything
exciting or crazy.
I don't take myself too seriously so if you do we're probably not
going to get along. If you embarrass easily or are self conscious
that might end up bad for you too.
I'm a nice and loyal guy, that I like to think has a bit of an edge
as well. I don't do drama BS. We're all waaaay past Junior High.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for the man and planning my next adventure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Finding good inde movies on Netflix.
.....that's petty much it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm running towards them at an alarming rate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love old school classics like Rear Window and Vertigo
If you happen to know what MST3K is....we'll be friends.
Gavin Degraw is my homeboy.
Dominos and Oreos. What else do you need?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Faith
3. Dominos Pizza
5. Coffee shop talks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too many things.
I think about how to be a responsible person in the dating world.
How to not over think and analyze, but at the same time, be
respectful of other's feelings.
I think about where I'm going, where I'm going and how I can get
I think about why girls think that the best selfie taking location
is in their car....seriously someone explain that to me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I mix it up. I'm down for just about anything as long as it doesn't
involve sweaty people rubbing up against me all night.....just aint
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Between the ages of 2 and 3, I reportedly switched back and forth
between wanting to be a mom, and a frog.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm not saying I'm a catch by any means, but I've always been
pretty picky. Message me if you think we could have fun and laugh
at ourselves while doing it.....having fun that is.
If I don't respond, please don't take it personally.
Who are you looking for?
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