I enjoy sarcasm, humor, paradox and change, such as the image of Norwegian viking giants, whom brandish butter knives, storm into battle against a wall of pygmy clowns, carrying claymores.
Some people find me funny. I have a wealth of friends that span several different social spheres, sadly none are jousters but I would really like to meet someone who can joust, or even remembers the arcade game from the 80's.
I work hard at being an employment mercenary, carrying out contracts in variety of labour situations. It really doesn't matter what someone does for work, in my opinion, but it is important that they both enjoy it, and work at it with a passion and zest.
When it came to choosing a body type I became confused by the difference between Thin and Skinny, wondered why they didn't have a wiry selection, and opted out of the whole ordeal, but only after I considered going with Husky--cause they are cool dogs.
Philosophy, quantum mechanics, photography, and meditations take most of my spare time up, as well seeing concerts--I also listen to them, but it looked strange to say I hear concerts. Rather enjoy spending time checking out art galleries and other social events.
Drugs and booze aren't my thing, haven't been for awhile now. Many people ask me if I had a problem, I didn't and was actually quite good at consuming, in fact, I'd say a professional at it. It's like asking Spiderman if he has a problem saving the lives of people. He'd likely say, "No, I'm actually quite good at it, in fact, I'd say I'm a professional at it." Because I still have this working relationship with these desirables, please don't feel as if this would be a deterrent. You can consume my portion of the consumables for me... If I can consume your coffee.