I’m a goth kid who laughs all the time and loves to brighten other people’s day. I’m a sadistic perv who gets off on respecting other’s boundaries and getting people where they want to go. I root for Batman but think the Joker makes a lot of sense. I shit on the notion of true love and look for it every day. I’m extremely homophobic but my last couple of boyfriends would disagree. I’m extremely sexist against anyone with a penis, myself included. I'm extremely racist but only against black guys.
I'm a martial arts philosopher who's never been in a real fight. I love a good fight of any kind (guns, knives, fists) even though I detest violence. Angel wings are great to have but I prefer mine in black. I’ll tell you whatever you want to know, especially if it’s something you wish you could un-hear. Confused? Good. That makes two of us which means we’re off to a good start.
I am adventurous, imaginative, comical, and pansexual.
Too often people make these nice elaborate profiles without ever actually saying what it is they want. I'm open to many things because there's a lot of kinds of people in this world I have yet to experience but a man or woman that shares some of my interests would be nice. Someone creative, compassionate, and completely unconcerned with living their life according to the wishes of the popular kids.
Someone who isn't afraid to be themselves wherever they may be. Someone that doesn't just tolerate weirdness but celebrates it and thinks our differences are what make us beautiful instead of ugly. Someone that tries to be a better version of themselves today than they were yesterday.
That being said, I'm also not against casual sex. Life is too short to wait for that perfect someone and there's plenty of imperfect people just like me around to have fun together so friends with benefits are also welcome but with an emphasis on the FRIENDS part. No, I will not be your dirty little secret and help you cheat on your partner. Yes, I do want to get to know you before I sleep with you. I may be a slut but I'm a respectful, Ethical Slut.