Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there. Thanks for giving my page a look. Decided I should
redo this intro since I’ve been on OKC for some time and quite a
lot has changed since. I’m a would-be superhero who thinks capes
are for pussies. I’m a lycan in human form that happens to love
vampires. I’m a poet who can’t rhyme to save his life. I’m a
samurai that doesn’t know how to use a sword (although I’m pretty
good with a lightsaber and handy with a good ole fashioned blaster
any day). I'm a Star Wars fan who can recall any episode of ST: The
Next Generation. I’m a comedian who enjoys getting groans more than
I’m a goth kid who laughs all the time and loves to brighten other
people’s day. I’m a sadistic perv who gets off on respecting
other’s boundaries and getting people where they want to go. I root
for Batman but think the Joker makes a lot of sense. I shit on the
notion of true love and look for it every day. I’m extremely
homophobic but my last couple of boyfriends would disagree. I’m
extremely sexist against anyone with a penis, myself included. I'm
extremely racist but only against black guys.
I'm a martial arts philosopher who's never been in a real fight. I
love a good fight of any kind (guns, knives, fists) even though I
detest violence. Angel wings are great to have but I prefer mine in
black. I’ll tell you whatever you want to know, especially if it’s
something you wish you could un-hear. Confused? Good. That makes
two of us which means we’re off to a good start.
I am adventurous, imaginative, comical, and pansexual.
Too often people make these nice elaborate profiles without ever
actually saying what it is they want. I'm open to many things
because there's a lot of kinds of people in this world I have yet
to experience but a man or woman that shares some of my interests
would be nice. Someone creative, compassionate, and completely
unconcerned with living their life according to the wishes of the
Someone who isn't afraid to be themselves wherever they may be.
Someone that doesn't just tolerate weirdness but celebrates it and
thinks our differences are what make us beautiful instead of ugly.
Someone that tries to be a better version of themselves today than
they were yesterday.
That being said, I'm also not against casual sex. Life is too short
to wait for that perfect someone and there's plenty of imperfect
people just like me around to have fun together so friends with
benefits are also welcome but with an emphasis on the FRIENDS part.
No, I will not be your dirty little secret and help you cheat on
your partner. Yes, I do want to get to know you before I sleep with
you. I may be a slut but I'm a respectful, Ethical Slut.
I am not a nice guy but I am a good man.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on getting into the movie industry. At the moment, I'm
trying to learn as much as I can about all things related to making
movies and can't wait to learn more by the day.
As stated above, I'm also looking to learn a different language
(besides geek speak) and three instruments I'd like to learn to
play before I die are the guitar, the piano, and the violin.
Working on my own web show dedicated to entertaining &
educating people about comics who don't read them. Trying our best
to avoid another Spider-Man 3 or X-men Origins: Wolverine.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh even in tense situations.
Lending a helping hand.
Impersonating Agent Smith from The Matrix Trilogy.
Horde mode in Gears of War 2.
Empathizing, seeing things from another's point of view.
Being very direct and very blunt but very polite.
And I've been told on numerous occasions I give awesome hugs.
On the flip side
WHAT I'M REALLY BAD AT:
Remembering relevant personal data when it comes to names and
dates. It's not that I don't care, it's that unless I write things
like that down, I'd forget my own damn Birthday.
Small talk. If we can get a conversation going about geeky subjects
suck as comics, movies, anime, or video games, I can go for days
but I'm usually going to let you do most of the talking on most
Not being stubborn. Being determined is a fancy way of saying it
but yeah, I can be an stubborn ass a lot of the time when doing
Having patience for drama. Unless I'm watching a season of Walking
Dead, Game of Thrones, or Daredevil, I have enough real issues in
Taking on more than I can handle. Be it a work or play project,
sometimes I think I'm Superman and can get an insane amount of
things done in an insanely short period of time and kick myself
extra hard when I fail. I realize this is a problem and I'm working
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair most likely.
My weirdness after that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything interesting. Last set of books I finished was the Twilight
Series by Stephanie Meyer. Yes I love anything vampire/Werewolf
related (yep, total fang banger). As said before, I'm a huge comic
fan. Currently into Countdown in DC and finished with Y: The Last
Anything good. Love to get out to an anticipated blockbuster flick
that's any good and going to see it on opening night. The
atmosphere in a packed theater with everyone enjoying themselves is
Concerning shows, a few of my favorites are True Blood, Game of
Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Battlestar Galactica, The
Venture Brothers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, South Park,
and a whole host of other animated shows.
Anything but country (but there may be an exception somewhere). A
few of my favorite artists are Linkin Park, Jay-Z, Chino XL, System
of a Down, Michael Jackson, Nickelback, Evanesence, Lupe Fiasco,
Disturbed, Michael Buble, The Gorillaz, Eminem, Jedi Mind
Italian is my favorite but I'm working on building a better body
and thus, must stay faaaaar away from it. :-P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comics, movies, writing, video games, good and intelligent
conversation, and my friends. Oh, and good sex. Yes that's seven
things but unless you're a monk, no one can do without it for long.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to better myself. The older I get the more I figure out how
fucked in the head I am and thus what I need to do to fix it.
Everyone's got problems. Only a select few try to fix them.
Who I'd have at my back in a Kill Bill-style fight with the Crazy
And clowns...horrible...terrifying...evil clowns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to catch a good movie. Maybe going over to a friend's house
to bullshit around and laugh my ass off. These days, working out
more. Damn P90X. Trying my best to get into some kind of mischief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a Superman complex. I tend to lend a helping hand to people
even if I think they're taking advantage if me. It's not a
desperate bid for false love, attention, or acceptance. I just
can't sit by and do nothing when someone needs help...well, most of
the time. But make no mistake; burn me once & you're on your
I couldn't care less about College Football if you paid me.
Oh and if the picture didn't give it away, I'm a kinky kind of guy
even though I'm not sure that counts since I'm not all that private
about it >=) Maybe we've met on fet.
You should message me if
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You enjoy humor of any kind, if you like video games, if you love
movies, if my profile just looks downright interesting to you. If
you want a great person to chat with, hang with, get drunk with,
and sometimes wake up next to.
Quite simply, I am one of the most straight forward people you will
ever meet. I show my feelings on my sleeve. I am always polite and
courteous and expect the same in return. You'll always know with me
where you stand. I found out in my life that I'm just too damn lazy
to put up a false front anymore and being honest is a lot
And on a not so simple note, a special message to those very
special people we've all talked to at one point or another...
Hello, ladies & gentlemen. Look at your play partner, now back
to me, now back to your play partner, now back to me. Sadly, I'm
not them, but if I added content to my profile and stopped treating
this like a hook-up site, I could read like I'm them. Look down.
Look up. Where am I? I'm at a public place, getting to know you,
interacting like a human being who's not coming across like a creep
trying to cheat on his partner.
What's in your hand? Back to me. I have it. It's a cup of coffee as
we talk more about ourselves. Look up. Look down. Now it's a game
controller as we play together, laugh, and have fun. Anything is
possible when a person behaves like a reasonable human being and
not a troll.
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