I've spent some time at the other end of the spectrum too but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You are smart, confident, funny and fit. You know what you want and how to get it.
You're incredibly passionate about the things that matter to you, know that making out is incredibly sexy and can not keep your hands off of me.
I will now hand you over to my best friend. She always says the nicest things about me right after her 2nd glass of wine
This is my best friend that you are looking over and she is fabulous! Let me tell you a few things about her that she would never mention: She is the same exact size she was in high school (I've known her that long and actually hate her for this). She will make you laugh no matter what might be wrong and will cry like a five year old if her football team loses. She'll give you her last dollar without caring what your going to spend it on and is more resourceful than MacGyver when it comes to fixing things. Great mom, cook, and mixes a pitcher of margaritas before you get your jacket off.
She makes you feel like you are the only person in a room full of people, rarely complains about airport runs at 4am and always has good food in her fridge. Always.
Perfect? I think not. She laughs when people fall down, can't walk through a room without banging into something and has broken or fractured what seems like every bone in her body.
Some people (everyone) might say she's sarcastic but a good portion of the time it goes right over their heads
Point and Laugh: She always has a song playing in her head which makes her dance around without even knowing that shes doing it. In line at the grocery store strangers will ask what song she's listening requiring her to admit its all in her head.
For anyone that might still be reading I have some intel for you
If you have a dog that weighs less than 25 pounds she will make fun of it
If you dress your dog in clothing of any kind she will make fun of you
She's incredibly polite almost to the point of irritation
She has a southern twang - not hillbilly, just a little southern
***The last one is very important so don't say I didn't warn you. For someone that weighs 105 pounds she has a nice right hook
***If the NY Giants lose a game do not ever make the mistake of saying, "it's just a game"
Good luck - hopefully when she picks me up from the airport next I'll get to meet you