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26 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm interested in accessible art, stories with soul, and alliteration. I also appreciate some good old fashioned wordplay. Listen to a lot of podcasts.

I write things and have lived in New York since college. Born and raised in Northern California, but I am FINALLY starting to dig having real winters.

I've never had a normal job, and that's alright by me. But I have worked in reality TV, and worked nights. Life is weird. As I've gotten older, I have absolutely, 100%, gotten less mature, in the best way possible.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing plays, movies, the occasional TV show or short story. I 'm trying to figure out how to get out of the city whenever I can, since I have no plans to leave the city any time soon. I help run a non-profit theater company, and work in sales for a renewable energy company to pay the rent. I see a lot of plays. My room mates never see me, but they often see the pie I baked. Trying to figure out cooking and yoga and other grown up hobbies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Banter, puns, plans, and Monday's crossword. Also, ignoring plans. I'm also a pretty good whistler, if I do say so myself. Expert dog petter. Great houseguest.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a snappy dresser. Is snappy something people say? I'm also wearing a beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Grapes of Wrath, Game of Thrones, The Sun Also Rises, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Never Let Me Go, Mrs. Dalloway, The Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, recently I really enjoyed The Night Circus, and I have a strange soft spot for YA.

Movies: Boyhood, Her, Casablanca, Amarcord, Manhattan, Young Frankenstein, The Master, Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, Moon

TV: Louie is brilliant, Adventure Time is wonderful, Bob's Burgers was such a great surprise, and I'm pretty psyched to see what True Detective Season Two looks like. Friday Night Lights & Deadwood might be greatest of all time??

Music: Bruce Springsteen, Girls, M83, Titus Andronicus, Childish Gambino (dude's changing, always changing), Ella & Louis, Johnny Cash

Food: All
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stars
Cheeses
Sweaters
Computers
Pluralities
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make dumb things serious, and serious things dumbs. My Google Calendar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If you're looking for real fun, Tuesday's where it's at.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Doing laundry depresses me to a completely irrational extent.
You should message me if
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You believe people are fundamentally good, the universe is fundamentally beautiful, and both those things are fundamentally corny. You're ambitious.