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24 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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White, Other
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
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Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
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My self-summary
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Ok Cupid is a dating site for tall skinny men who might be in bands or hip marketing companies. I'm none of the above. But if you're looking for someone under five six who sometimes looks like James Deen, say hi.

I've never lost a three legged race. I've grinded my way out of fights in Mongolia. When I was 17 I was briefly the sparing champion of a very cult like 'Kung Fu' system in southern Ohio.

I'm usually more laid back now. I'd rather spend nights in, with friends, or at in improv club. That being said, I can never say no to another adventure. I'm kind of a Doctor Watson that way. Want to be my Sherlock?
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a comedy writer with a few different comedy groups in the city and I spend a lot of my time doing improv, so I'm either funny or delusional.

I do still practice Kung Fu, but I try not to be a nerd about it. I"m also trying to pick up Poi and any other flow toys I can get my hands on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hurting myself.
Finding the funniest combo of words.
Carrying on a conversation.
Learning anything cool you've got to teach me.
Dancing like a mad man when the music's right.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd want to say wide shoulders but let's be honest, it's the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Game Of Thrones, Archer (H. Jon Benjamin gave me directions on my birthday and it was fortuitous of a great year to come), Venture Bros, Metelacolyps (and anything else Brendan Small touches), Kids In The Hall, The Birthday Boys, Comedy Bang Bang. You get the idea.

Podcasts: Anything Earwolf; Comedy Bang Bang, How Did This Get Made (Jason Mantzukas is my spirit animal), Andy Daily's Podcast Pilot Project. Radio Lab, The Cracked Podcast, and Stuff You Should Know are always good. Dead Author's Podcast and Welcome To Nightvale are my new faves.

Music: Burning man got me pretty into EDM, if you've got any recommendations or want to go to an underground party message me. I can also fucks wit your standard indie rock. I mean I've got a beard after all.

I am a huge nerd for the Hong Kong golden years; Jacki Chan, Yuen Biao, David Chiang, Sammo Hung, Ti Lung are all my favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A creative outlet or two.

Spell check: I'm not great at spelling if you haven't already guessed. Dyslexia right?
But all jokes aside, if we talk there will be spelling errors.

A good idea.

Something to learn ( I'm always in some sort of class).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to turn 'that' into a sketch.

Space and brains, like everyone else apparently.

How to spell something ( Dyslexia sucks for the Internet age).

How to meet all the clutch people in this weird environment. Where's that girl that's going to stay up to watch the sunrise with me over the queensboro bridge?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing, or Improv and then out with friends. Work/ life balance is the name of the game right. Improv bars are good for your dart game though.
Anyone want a match?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Love Keanu Reaves and will defend his abilities as an actor anytime anywhere.

Also, I'm a bit more of a softy/ romantic than I let on.
You should message me if
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You're not a chicken. I mean that in every way possible. I like brave women and I don't want to date any birds. I'm never repeating that mistake.