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Madeup-mandolin

24 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I've never lost a three legged race. I've grinded my way out of fights in Mongolia. When I was 17 I was briefly the sparing champion of a very cult like 'Kung Fu' system in southern Ohio.

I'm much more laid back now. I'd rather spend nights in, with friends, or at in improv club. That being said, I can never say no to another adventure. I'm kind of a Doctor Watson that way. Want to be my Sherlock?
What I’m doing with my life
Just finished making documentaries about Kung Fu masters.

Freelance living.

I'm a comedy writer with a few different comedy groups in the city and I spend a lot of my time doing improv, so I'm either funny or delusional.

I do still practice Kung Fu, but I try not to be a nerd about it.
I’m really good at
Hurting myself dancing.
Finding the funniest combo of words.
Carrying on a conversation.
Learning anything cool you've got to teach me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd want to say wide shoulders but let's be honest, it's the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Game Of Thrones, Archer, Venture Bros, Metelacolyps, Kids In The Hall.

Podcasts: Anything Earwolf; Comedy Bang Bang, How Did This Get Made (Jason Mantzukas is my spirit animal), Andy Daily's Podcast Pilot Project. Radio Lab, The Cracked Podcast, and Stuff You Should Know are always good. Dead Author's Podcast and Welcome To Nightvale are my new faves.

I am a huge nerd for the Hong Kong golden years; Jacki Chan, Yuen Biao, David Chiang, Sammo Hung, Ti Lung are all my favorites.
The six things I could never do without
A creative outlet or two.

A night off , which I almost never get.

Spell check: I'm not great at spelling if you haven't already guessed. Dyslexia right?
But all jokes aside, if we talk there will be spelling errors.

A good idea.

Something to learn ( I'm always in some sort of class).

A hectagonal pit nine paces diagonal, strong workman's gloves, precise bearings on location, time, and atmosphere, a warrior spirit, and katana or equivalent personal protection device.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to turn 'that' into a sketch. That being whatever I just experienced.

Space and brains, like everyone else apparently.

How to spell something ( Dyslexia sucks for the Internet age).
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing, or Improv and then out with friends. Work/ life balance is the name of the game right. Improv bars are good for your dart game though.
Anyone want a match?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Love Keanu Reaves and will defend his abilities as an actor anytime anywhere.

Also, I'm a bit more of a softy/ romantic than I let on.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know which falcon is the fastest falcon. This is a must, ladies. Sorry.

You can tell that that above statement is a joke.

You like Kung Fu movies and or indie comedy half as much as I do.