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MadisunMayhem

24 F Manchester, UK

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
________________

If you are the type of person to just MESSAGE people after the first 2 paragraphs, then please read the list at the very bottom called "Dont Message me If:" and save us both the time!
However, if you wish to know a little bit about me before you contact me, read on... if you dare...

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Realist. I used to sparkle, but then the world bitch-slapped me across the face.

I am:

Indoor-sy
Introverted.
Unexpectedly blunt (Sometimes I surprise myself)
LAZY.
a Gamer.
a Reader.
Addicted to 7Up
a Cat Person
a Saver.
Realistically pessimistic.
NERDY!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Surviving.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping.
EXTREME Taxidermy.
Gaming.
Eating.
(NOT cooking)
Mixing Fruit drinks to make new flavours.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ethnicity.

Really, im just as confused about it as you are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:

Stephen King. (Big Horror Junkie!)
Dean Kootz
Anne Rice.

Comics:

Uncanny X-Force
HellBazer
Saga
The Walking Dead
Deadpool
Batman
Batwoman
Revival (Was underrated imho)
2000 AD
Wonder Woman
Mind the Gap

LOTS!

Movies:

Woman.
American Mary.
Final Fantasy: Advent Children (SQUEE!)
REC
Silent Hill
The Divide
Serenity
Cabin in the Woods
Party Monster
The man from Earth
Nightmare on Elm Street
Batman
The Pit
Martyrs
REPO
V/H/S (1 & 2)

(A LOT!)

TV Shows:

Game of Thrones
The Walking Dead
Orphan Black
Firefly
Buffy
Angel
Hemlock Grove
Being Human USA
Supernatural
Helix
BSG
Star Trek: TNG/V (Voyager was better)
Defiance

Games:

Pokemon
Persona!
Blood Brothers RPG
Skyrim
GTA V/IV
Resident Evil
MGS
WOW
Final Fantasy (the series, generally)
Red Dead Redemption
Castlevania (series)
Zelda
Hitman
Uncharted
Fire Emblem
Suikoden 1/2
Heavy Rain
Infamous
DMC
Assassin's Creed
Tekken
Tomb Raider (YAWN)
Batman Arkham series
Dark Souls
The Last of Us
Magic DotPW series

LOTS!

Food:

The 3 P's:

Pasta, Pizza & Panini
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat.
A Stable Wifi connection.
A Hairbrush.
Food.
A double bed.
Pizza.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why everybody else but me is an asshole - and why im alone in love.

How come the word you actually need is the LAST one predictive text predicts?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing something either on my PS3 or my pad.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're rich and want to give me FREE money and are NOT a member of the Nigerian Royal Family (excommunicated)

If you want to? Regardless of what I put here, you will probably message me anyway so instead, here is a list of reasons why you SHOULD NOT message me:

DO NOT message me if:

You are a vegetarian/Vegan - I mean, ffs just have a cow!
You are emo.
You lie, a lot and for fun.
You think telling people spoilers to GoT is funny.
You think fat people are HILARIOUS and ugly.
You hate cats.
You say YOLO and SWAG - at all
You drink EXCESSIVELY
You DO NOT play games.
You USE CapS LiKe ThIS bEcAUSe YooU ThInK IIt Is FuN
u type liek ths althe time
You think Trolling is funny.
You need to meet up RIGHT AWAY.
You want my phone number (You wont get that for a while)
You just want random sex
You want naked pictures
You suffer from a mental illness and are not seeking treatment.
You're racist.
You're Bigoted.
You do not know the difference between "There" "Their" & "They're"
You like spiders. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND FUCKING LIKES SPIDERS?!
You think people who swear are trash. Fuck you.
You are extremely religious and expect me to understand "Because my religion says so"
You guilt-trip other people for shits and giggles.
You wear a Fedora
You have no sense of fun.
You complain, a LOT.
Punctuation is "Important" to you,.,.,.,,,,..
You spend all of your time on Facebook.
You're a ginger.
You're not trusting, at all.
You are a complete and utter weird stalker who wants to kill me.
You think Vampires should look pretty and sparkly.