Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're rich and want to give me FREE money and are NOT a member of
the Nigerian Royal Family (excommunicated)
If you want to? Regardless of what I put here, you will probably
message me anyway so instead, here is a list of reasons why you
SHOULD NOT message me:
DO NOT message me if:
You are a vegetarian/Vegan - I mean, ffs just have a cow!
You are emo.
You lie, a lot and for fun.
You think telling people spoilers to GoT is funny.
You think fat people are HILARIOUS and ugly.
You hate cats.
You say YOLO and SWAG - at all
You drink EXCESSIVELY
You DO NOT play games.
You USE CapS LiKe ThIS bEcAUSe YooU ThInK IIt Is FuN
u type liek ths althe time
You think Trolling is funny.
You need to meet up RIGHT AWAY.
You want my phone number (You wont get that for a while)
You just want random sex
You want naked pictures
You suffer from a mental illness and are not seeking
You do not know the difference between "There" "Their" &
You like spiders. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND FUCKING LIKES
You think people who swear are trash. Fuck you.
You are extremely religious and expect me to understand "Because my
religion says so"
You guilt-trip other people for shits and giggles.
You wear a Fedora
You have no sense of fun.
You complain, a LOT.
Punctuation is "Important" to you,.,.,.,,,,..
You spend all of your time on Facebook.
You're a ginger.
You're not trusting, at all.
You are a complete and utter weird stalker who wants to kill
You think Vampires should look pretty and sparkly.