I am seeking a woman to fill the position of girlfriend or casual fling. The role will involve working closely with me on a variety of projects. Most will include food, booze, movies or some combination thereof. Upon the return of more merciful weather the scope of projects will expand to include reading in parks, riding bikes and other outdoors-y stuff. Maybe we can go camping if you’re into that.
Payment will be offered in the form of good conversation, home-cooked meals, massages, sexual favors and commitment, if desired.
Qualifications and Experience:
A fully formed prefrontal cortex is appreciated, but not necessary. In either case it should be accompanied by a profound urge to occasionally make bad decisions. College degrees can be interesting, but life experience is much sexier. An appreciation of art and music is a must. You must create something, anything, regularly. My “type” is best described as tattooed and willowy, but I’m open to suggestions.
Please submit resume for consideration or at least say ‘hi’.
My qualities and qualifications for your consideration:
I have my A.S. in physics and my B.A. in journalism. I am a journalist by day and a bartender by night. I ask too many questions, but it’s usually because I’m nervous the conversation won’t continue if I don’t. I’m well traveled. I’ve spent time on four continents, but there is much more to see. I’m inclined towards mechanical rather than teleological thinking, but I’ve always be fascinated by the other camp.
I like to know how things work and I enjoy taking stuff apart. Don’t tell me something is broken unless you want to find it in pieces on the kitchen table. I mean that in a literal “I’ll take your computer apart” kind of way and the figurative “I’ll try and solve your life problems” kind of way. Sometimes this is helpful, but occasionally it’s a curse. For what it’s worth, I’m pretty good at it.
I’m 6’2. Like, real life 6’2 not internet 6’2. I’m a nice person. I’ve been described as “the strong silent type” but I disagree with the characterization. I usually feel like I’m acting like a fool. That isn’t to say I’m not prone to being stoic.