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Maesonic

29 M Shoreline, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The facts are these:

I'm a nerd. No other way to say it. Don't let that stop you from reading and/or skimming further though, chances are you've never met one like me before. I play video (and sometimes board) games, I hobby around with computers (I built mine), and I can keep up with most people in a scientific or philosophical conversation. I love movies and drawing (I've been known to combine the two), ceramic work and wood carving (not as compatible as movies and drawing...). It's been a while since I've done any real art, its been a lot of sketches and doodles for the last few years, mainly due to pencil is not my preferred medium.

I enjoy a good hike (with my weekends working, it tends to be about once or twice a month), and love to relax at a coffee house after. I love trying new things and retrying things I hated years ago.

I love the rain and everything that goes with it. I lived in southern California for a touch over a decade, and as a result, 30 days of sunshine makes me grumpy.

I am a bit of a home-body, but when I do go out, it's to a show or event I want to go, and I expect and enjoy when my friends invite themselves along. I'm the guy at the club that never dances, only has one drink, and has a great time. However I recently started playing ingress,sho I would bee more inclined to roam the city now these days...

I'm a very open book, loyal friend and listening ear, so I'm told. I love small talk and strive for quality over quantity in my friendships. My preferred social setting is low-key, small group. This doesn't mean I hate people, I'm just not as warm and fuzzy to strangers as I should be, though I'd curl up with any girl that has morph-ball technology.

I often score INTJ on Myers-Briggs adaptations.

The Personality tab on my page is worth a look. after 2000+ questions answered, I'd say its getting a good feeling for who I am.

If there is one thing this profile has taught me so far, I have a hard time remembering to capitalize my 'I's...

I'm a gamer, looking for my player 2.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm older than I have ever been.

Getting paid to fake it, while working undercover for The Man (One of the managers at the theater in North gate).

And now, I'm even older.

My free time is a little off the norm. Pretty much any day (except Saturday) before 3 would be a great time to meet, or if you're a fan on makin' a plan, I have three days off a week that we can figure something out!

A good idea of what I'm looking for romantically, listen to Somebody by Depeche Mode.

http://buttersafe.com/2013/02/14/falling speaks volumes to me.

And now, I'm older still.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Repeating myself.

-I can geek-out about damn near anything. I've come to be described as an omni-nerd.

-I'm great at telling bad jokes. Puns are cool...

-I love to draw, though my ceramic work is better. I'm currently teaching myself to carve.

-I can sing "It's the end of the world as we know it" by R.E.M., no joke.

- not being photogenic.

- keeping my Costco trips under 45 minutes.

-Repeating myself.

-I can make typos and butcher the English language like no ones business!

-I'm a wizard with a pan or skillet.

-I might be a wizard in real life (Whats that behind your ear?!)

-I have a very good sense of direction. That is to say, I will get lost but I always find my way again and never panic.

-I take things in great strides. I'm very slow to anger (unless you talk to me about George Lucas), and I am a very accepting person.

-Test results show that I'm good at thinking with portals.

-I'm pretty good at messing up first impressions.

-I am told that I give off a feeling of acceptance and safety. I don't disagree. (so humble!)

-Repeating myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sideburns. they get weekly compliments/complaints.

One of the last things people notice about me: I'm left handed (shhh, don't tell anyone!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lord of the Rings is my favorite book set. the books in my (currently) small shelf are: Complete works of Shakespeare, 7 Novels by H.G. Wells, Different Dances by Shel Silverstein, Collection of H.P. Lovecraft, Cyclopedia Anatomicae, the Complete Grimms fairy tales, a copy of Grays Anatomy, and of course, Lord of the Rings. I also have a few long boxes of comics and paperbacks stored away.

Movies is a very loaded question, though I guess examples prove best: Brazil, Indiana Jones 3, Star Wars (4.5.6), Princess Bride, The Hobbit, LotR, Bond movies, The Thing, Alien, The Royal Tennenbaums, Batman & Batman Returns, Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, Gorky Park, Mindwalk, Jurassic Park, Terminator, Time Bandits, The Adventures of Baron Munchhausen, The Blues Brothers, etc, etc, etc... This is a big question for me, and really requires a case by case discussion. Ask me about movies, I'll tell you if I like it. (chances are I've seen it)

Despite being a bit of a home-body, I generally don't watch TV. Dr. Who is my longest running series, I've watched him since childhood. I will torrent my childhood cartoons (X-men, the Tick, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pirates of Dark Water, etc...) and other 80-90s shows that I get a stitch to watch (Max Headroom, Red Dwarf, Star Trek: TNG, etc.. ). Other than that, whatever Netflix has streaming will keep me entertained. I finally started watching Arrested Development.

I've also been partial to select anime in my day. Bebop is by far my favorite. FMA, Samurai X, and (to my slight embarrassment) the first season of Tenchi were some that I would watch some years ago.

Video Games: I play a few casual/free MMOs (LotRO, GW2...), Thief 1-3, Half-life 1-2.2, Portal 1+2, Diablo 2, Fallout 1 and 2, Sonic 1-4 + spinoffs, Metroid 1-5, Wii sports resort, Quake, Star Control 2, Etc, etc, etc...
I also tend to enjoy most RPGs i get my hands on. Baldur's Gate series, Neverwinter Nights, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy 1, 3, 7, and 9. Few others, but I'll update all that some other time, or just ask me! I love discussing games and strategies!

Food? yes, please. I'll try anything once and I generally gravitate towards noodles and Chinese food.

Music yes... well, They Might Be Giants is my favorite band, so that should say something. but i take a healthy mix from so many genres.... but lists seem to work well. KMFDM, NIN, Nirvana, Cranberries, Oingo Boingo, Duran Duran, Stone Temple Pilots, Garbage, VNV nation, Tom Waits, The Cure, Daft Punk, Depeche Mode, the Pixies, Queen, B.B. King, Radiohead, Tool, Etc, Etc, Etc... I've also been prone to the guilty pleasure of select video game remixes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Towel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I like to let my mind wander when I'm alone and/or at a coffee house. from analyzing a dream to helping a friend through a bad day. I don't like my mind resting, and I enjoy learning, simply for the sake of learning.

I am on a lifelong quest to find out who put the 'bomp' in the "bomp bah bomp bah bomp."

All the things I'd do if I wasn't shy....

Seeing a few of the messages and conversations my friends get on this site, I'd like to apologize on behalf of the human race.

How to effectively build a city on nothing but rock and roll.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I light my torch and wave it for the new moon Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In the typed word, 'just' often becomes 'jsut'. I blame this on an article i read where they scrambled the middle letters of every word and it was still coherent. Yep, that's it... it's not my bad typing at all...

About three times a week, I have been known to do the Ferris Bueler shampoo mohawk...

Something I should point out, I really have an aversion to smoking and drug use. Sorry, but I just don't like it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start could unlock your heart.

You believe relationship building is a two-way street. I don't like feeling as though I am doing all the work to get to know you. Self-confidence is a plus.

If you can sit me down, shut me up and teach me 10 things I don't know.

You feel that a nice night in can include a full pot of coffee, Chinese take-out, and Mario Kart.

You've left the night-lite on inside the birdhouse in your soul.

If you can believe, despite the long winded essay that is my profile, that I'm a pretty low maintenance guy.

My "free" time is fairly sporadic these days and can be a little short notice, so I'm OK with the idea of just meeting up for coffee and getting to know one another that way.