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Maffuman

26 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: don't use quick match. Okcupid tries to have me upgrade to A-list so I have to pay. ICwhatUDidThere

Double disclaimer: I have a girlfriend, and so not looking for dates, but this site is entertaining.

Me:
I'm just a mad man with a box.. In which to describe myself.

I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark haired women, and breakfast food.

I'm Greg. I love puns and intentionally bad jokes. I'm the kinda guy who drives a little further to park in a pull-though space.
I'm almost always joking, but sometimes I forget that people don't know that and it's awkward.

I'm kind of a closet nerd. I play video games and used to do marching band. I've never played D&D (or know what that is), but I do refer to the Star Wars series in the correct order. And will correct you.

I'm looking for someone to share some down time with. Less Forever Alone.

Goals:
http://i.imgur.com/VaY4P.jpg
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working as a drug counselor for a treatment center in the city :D And nothing else because I'm there all the time :(
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories.
Not computers. People are supposed to break down from time to time, computers are not.
I also like singing a lot. Like all the time. I like singing loudly when trains go by, 'cause nobody can hear it anyway.

Making the next statement depressingly funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't._. (haha See?)

Uh, Hell... "the first thing people usually notice about me" is that I'm really hot. I don't mean that in a douchey way. I mean that in a "wow, you're really warm" way. In a "why are you wearing a T-shirt in November" way. Or warm in a "-and cuddly, friendly" way. Then I guess in the way with two T's or "-awt," or however it's spelled nowadays.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
http://i.imgur.com/nwFWs23.jpg?1
I made this =^.^=

Animal Collective, Broken Social Scene, Asobi Seksu, Smashing Pumpkins, Bjork, Yo la Tango, Wilco, Magnetic Fields, Superchunk
Postal Service/Death Cab, Lil Wayne, Jay Z, Elliot Smith, Flaming Lips, My Bloody Valentine
Cheesy pop songs
Gangsta rap.
Lots of others..

I'm terrible with pop culture and I don't watch all too many movies, but I've seen a few and liked them. Just nothing all too scary.

Tv: Daily Show, Colbert Report, Community, Family Guy, Doctor Who, Monsters Inside Me, Futurama, I Shouldn't Be Alive, Mythbusters... Basically. News, History, Discovery channels, Comedy Central.

Books: Eeeee Eee Eeee, Dharma Bums, Sombrero Fallout, In Defense of Food, Animal Farm, The Year of Living Biblically, and whatever Shakespeare I've read. I'm currently 1/2 done 1 or 2 books I'll never finish.

I used to be a lot worse about trying new foods, now I like exploring them, especially when I cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You;) .. Um.
Caffeine
Music
Macbook
Real books
Sunsets?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Reciting stories, and practicing terrible jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or hanging out with people. I like partying but I'm not into clubbing. Kinda over the college party scene, but it's fun with people I like. Wouldn't mind just kicking back with some beers and talking. May even prefer it.

Oh! Side note, cats dont tend to like me, so you shouldn't message me if you're this person:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You can message me if you're that person._.

The first time I heard "Still Crazy After All These Years" I cried, because it was that perfect.

I don't like cake (except chocolate). Or ice cream. I just don't.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You're feeling like this:

http://i.imgur.com/WhKuH.png

Or even like this
http://i.imgur.com/HMY1Lfb.jpg

- You're me; just a better, more awake me.

But not if u type lik dis. Srsly!

And remember:
http://i.imgur.com/eI4P1i1.png