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32 Dallas, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:25am
Hispanic / Latin
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Other, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Urdu (Fluently), Albanian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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i am a big guy, (as in overweight, i put athletic just to laugh at the narrow minded baffoons that paid money to filter out fatties such as me)sarcastic, i am awkward in a awkward way, i also have facial hair, i want to find someone that cares and likes me. that's the biggest problem i think i
look for women that don't like me and i truly devote way too much into them. i have never been in a relationship only random crushes here and there. if you are brave then
message me and maybe something will happen or if you want some one to laugh with
What I’m doing with my life
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trying to find the temple of doom
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dry sarcastic wit, not really though
The first things people usually notice about me
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my face i hope, then maybe my sneakers
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i like graphic novels, all movies and i do mean all of them, i love indie music and punk
hey it happened, i am feeling glad,
i got sunshine in a bag, im useless but not for long the future is coming on, coming on
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air, water, blood, food, a functioning brain, and a beating heart. i could go on
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Women and chimneys
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wondering why is friday called friday. to me the day itself just marks the end of a glorious work week, and the beginning of the dreaded weekend. i hate weekends
they are the worst, i feel so very defeated thinking about the weekend, oh the humanity. t.g.i.m huh
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i play the ukulele with a helmet, so there all of you cotton headed ninny muggins
You should message me if
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to find out where my scary, thrilling adventures take me. my expeditions are other worldly, they include vampires, crocodile men, mermaids with flame throwers,
an economy that works and me