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31 Houston, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:38am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Full figured
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, I'm 29, completely new to this online dating stuff, but my roommate said I should try it and here I am.
My initial dream in life was to be a chef. So I did that, found out it wasn't for me, and moved on to my second dream, which was to build a life size dinosaur out of tin cans. Wait, that was the dream I had last night, different kind of dream.
Anyway, I'm a waitress. I'm good at it and it pays the bills, but I'm always looking for something more. A passion or dream unrealized. Haven't figured that out yet, but here's hoping...

I'm sarcastic, medium to low maintenance (except on special occasions). I like yoga. And shoes. And most other things everyone likes, like puppies or pizza or whatever.

I am a pacifist, I think, but I still enjoy going to the firing range. I only shoot paper, occasionally cardboard.

I'm smart, underachieving, and a little ridiculous. I'm hoping to meet someone I can laugh with. I like being spontaneous and I love adventure, even in its smallest forms.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, mixing drinks, talking to just about anyone, sleeping on the beach, and people watching. Ooh, and krav maga. Well, not yet, but it's on the list.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, my warm and open nature, and my boobs. My boobs first usually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: anything non technical by Richard Feynman. David Sedaris. Any well written short stories, essays, etc. 100 years of solitude.

TV: Dexter, californication, mostly the series on HBO or showtime. And yes, I watch true blood. I know it's silly vampire porn, but I'm a girl and I'm allowed to enjoy that stuff.

Music: miles Davis, Willie Nelson, old 97s, rancid, zeppelin, grateful dead, Jon Spencer blues explosion, just about anything but not a big metal fan (I don't like being yelled at unless it involves punk rock). I don't listen to the radio usually, and I'm not a music snob. I love music, but I'm fresh out of fucks to give about who is in what band and who really wrote that song and basically any goings on in the music industry.

I have a bass. I do not play it well, but I'm trying. Kind of...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to read
A really good steak
My stupid smartphone
My fat cat Harry
My best friend
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A whole lot of ridiculous things. I did that exercise where you just open your mind and jot down the things that pass through it, and I think I have ADD. Example: cloud shaped like a gorilla. I had pages of this stuff. I highly recommend trying it. Can be quite interesting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, at home watching a movie... Wait, I'm a waitress. So I'm working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll admit nothing publicly, but am quick to answer questions and am a generally forthcoming person. You rarely have to drag anything out of me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not a serial killer, and you're not asking me to send you pictures of my feet to masturbate to. Seriously, that actually just happened yesterday. And you're not married or trying to cheat on your significant other.

I'm not terribly picky, but don't be a weirdo please.