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MaggieMay83

31 Houston, TX Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Full figured
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, I'm 31, have now had a few adventures with this online dating stuff, and here I am, still.
My initial dream in life was to be a chef. So I did that, found out it wasn't for me, and moved on to my second dream, which was to build a life size dinosaur out of tin cans. Wait, that was the dream I had last night, different kind of dream.
Anyway, I'm a waitress and a bartender at a wine bar. I love my jobs, because I'm passionate about food, service, and especially wine! Right now I'm studying to get my first level sommelier certification.

I'm sarcastic, medium to low maintenance (except on special occasions). I like yoga. And shoes. And most other things everyone likes, like puppies or pizza or whatever.

I'm smart and a little ridiculous. I'm hoping to meet someone I can laugh with. I like being spontaneous and I love adventure, even in its smallest forms.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Studying, drinking, reading about, and learning about all things wine related.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, mixing drinks, talking to just about anyone, sleeping on the beach, and people watching. Ooh, and mixtapes. Well, not so much anymore, but in middle school i was a master.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, and my warm and open nature. In my work, I often end up in very intimate conversations with strangers. I've been told that I'm easy to talk to because I don't come off as judgemental.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: anything non technical by Richard Feynman. David Sedaris. Any well written short stories, essays, etc. 100 years of solitude.

TV: Game of Thrones, Shameless, most of the series on HBO or showtime. And yes, I watched True Blood. I know it's silly vampire porn, but I'm a girl and I'm allowed to enjoy that stuff.

Music: Miles Davis, Willie Nelson, old 97s, rancid, zeppelin, grateful dead, Jon Spencer blues explosion, just about anything but not a big metal fan (I don't like being yelled at unless it involves punk rock). I don't listen to the radio usually, mostly Pandora, and I'm not a music snob. I love music, but I'm fresh out of fucks to give about who is in what band and who really wrote that song and basically any goings on in the music industry.

I have a bass. I do not play it well, but I'm trying. Kind of...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wine
Something good to read
A really killer steak
My stupid smartphone
My fat cat Harry
Did I mention wine?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A whole lot of ridiculous things. I did that exercise where you just open your mind and jot down the things that pass through it, and I think I have ADD. Example: cloud shaped like a gorilla. I had pages of this stuff. I highly recommend trying it. Can be quite interesting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, at home watching a movie... Wait, I'm a bartender. So I'm working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love shopping at Target. For clothes, shoes, household stuff, whatever. Don't judge me, their stuff is cute!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not a serial killer, and you're not asking me to send you pictures of my feet to masturbate to. Seriously, that was the first OKC message I ever received. And you're not married or trying to cheat on your significant other.

I'm not terribly picky, but don't be a weirdo please. Unless it's the good kind.

P.S.- Please have something to say other than, "hi, how are you". Ask a question, start a conversation! It's way more fun that way, don't you think?