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MagicJuggler

27 M Charlotte, NC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ah hello there. I moved to Charlotte around the tail end of 2011 for a software programming job; still with the job and have found at least a smallish number of friends outside of work as well, but still live in an apartment of one, room for two. Otherwise I work a lot and tend towards introversion anyway, and other than a small group of friends, I'm looking to date perhaps.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Putting it together one day at a time. After a certain period of uncertainty, I realized I'm still in Charlotte and started exploring more of it, one section at a time. I gravitate towards boardgame meetups, contra dance, and other things along that ilk, and otherwise working on getting out and doing more things in general.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting finding and implementing simple solutions to overcomplicated tasks. Whether it's writing a program to do repetitive manual work for me, or logically reducing a complex algorithm to a simple one.

Otherwise, I'm a quick learner, patient listener, handy at cooking when worst comes to worst, and dreadfully punny.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either the surname, the impassive facial expression (lack thereof), or the general crazy-preparedness ("You keep screwdrivers in your backpack?" in result to having to fix a broken mouse at the office once, for example). If it's a social function/meetup, it's the ordering gluten-free/dairy free.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm fairly bookish:
Count of Monte Cristo, Dune, Flashman's series, The Man Who Was Thursday, The Godfather, Starship Troopers,
I Robot, Starship Troopers, Stranger in a Strange Land...etc.

Movies: Office Space is too close to home. Dirty Work is rather underrated. I gravitate towards dark comedy in general, most John Carpenter films, assorted documentaries ("Jesus Camp", "We Are Legion", etc), and "So Bad They're Good" films (See: Troll 2, The Room, etc)

Shows: Daily Show mostly. Other ones from time to time.

Music: Tom Lehrer, Laibach, A State of Trance, Sabaton, and some filk ("Banned from Argo", "When I Was A Boy"), assorted pieces from the Red Army Choir...And a bile fascination with turbofolk.

Food: I make my own potato chips, guacamole, hummus, and chicken salads. Otherwise, I'm a fan of currants & strawberries, with chopped walnut and pecan. :>
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm used to scarcity. That said, here we go:
-Caffeine: Still trying to cut back, though I require a lot.
-Limes: Useful for most types of cooking.
-Math: Number theory, magic numbers, pseudorandom numbers, set theory, linear matrix multiplication...being able to measure the world is a mark of power.
-The many many open-source projects that make my life "easier" when writing code.
-My toolbox: Screwdrivers, soldering iron, hammer, dremel, hacksaw...

Want to be #1?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Note to self: Don't Panic."
"Note to self: Get in shape."
"Note to self: Learn how to host a wine party."
"Note to self: Get a better sofa setup."
"Note to self: Learn how to repair car dents."
"Note to self: Have fun."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In descending order of preference:

-On a dinner/wine date, optional gallery/museum crawl.
-Attending a worthwhile meetup.
-Hitting the gym, and fighting off cubicle fat.
-Working (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm open within reason ("My NDA does not allow me to say ____") but for now there's this:

Or if this question is supposed to be taken less seriously:
My wallet was ripped on one side, and I had a sock with a hole in it. My solution was to unravel the sock for thread, and stitch the wallet back up.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're up to date, grab some coffee, go out and go places, explore meetups/boardgame, dance, or anything else that sounds cool.