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My self-summary
Instagram: MBCambria. A picture is worth a thousand hashtags

-Born in California, raised in Pathetic-cut (CT) I've lived for years in Boston and New York City

-I work in the Film and TV Industry in New York City. Most of this involves working long hours and pointing lights at famous's very gratifying

-Uconn alum. Go Huskies!!

-Magic Mike you ask? Well I do know a few card tricks and can dance to Ginuwines "Pony"

-Favorite Places: Playa del Carmen, Brighton, Seoul, Buenos Aires, Chang Mai, Patagonia, New Orleans, San Fran, Cusco, Montreal, Lower East Side, Queenstown, Byron Bay, all of Vietnam,Siem Reap

-Born on Christmas Eve

-I have the funniest sneeze you've ever heard

-Favorite color: Green

-Addicted to Sour Patch Kids and Malbec

-I do crosswords in pen

-Confidence is hot, but glasses and beauty marks are my Kryptonite

-Cooking is zen and the kitchen and grill are my happy places

-Catlike reflexes
What I’m doing with my life
Just got back from an 8 month trip around the I can say "I'm broke" in 5 different languages I probably won't buy you a drink.

Urban Indiana Jones

Organ donor
I’m really good at
-Flip Cup
-The Worm
-Rock Paper Scissors
-Wearing sunglasses
-Card tricks
-Using just the right amount of tongue
-Growing a 5 o'clock shadow
-Halloween Costumes
The first things people usually notice about me
My long eyelashes, shit eating grin, and one of a kind strut

That I look like the poor mans George Michael
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Different Seasons
-Less Than Zero
-The Things They Carried
-To Kill A Mockingbird (As read by my mother)
-How to Win Friends and Influence People
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
-A Brief History of Nearly Everything


My library contains over 10,000 songs

Currently: Deep funk/soulful house, Steely Dan, Hotline Bling, Pavoratti, Tom Rush and 90s club sounding music that is produced today i.e. Duke Dumont
The six things I could never do without
-Fine Asses
-Cold brew Coffee
-My overworked liver
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What songs will be on the playlist when I go to Hell?

Where do babies come from?

What am I going to eat next?

Where do balloons end up after they float away into the sky?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with Urkel, Corey Matthews, Mr Cooper and the rest of the TGIF gang!!

Coming to parties, plucking the feathers from all the birds
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a scar on my leg from dancing in a cage
You should message me if
You think you can run with the bulls

You don't own Ugg boots.