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MagnaCumZombie

31 Los Angeles, CA Man

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  • Ages 18–60
  • Located anywhere

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Tasteful misdirection. Where a Skumdog meets shining ethical clarity. I oppose short sighted first world mentality. I wouldn't be happy with someone who milks their privilege.

I'm interested in intelligent chaos and raw honesty. I appreciate seeing the reflections of another's struggles, reading their history in their eyes or action. Empathy. Writing. Quality of life. It makes no difference to me how much money you make. I appreciate self discipline, creativity, open mindedness, sweetness...
What I’m doing with my life
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Creating cocktails, triggering laughter, promoting change
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Entertaining kids, Annoying cats, Getting FUBAR in hot tubs, Spontaneous drug use and Destiny
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I'm smiling at them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Victorian degeneration. Stoker, Rudyard Kipling, the Bronte sisters. Eugenics, phrenology. Quack Science Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Sherlock Holmes is my hero. Tolkien, LeGuinn, Neil Gaiman, Anthony Burgess, Palahniuk, Bukowski, George RR, Erik Larson

Star Wars, Attack on Titan, Game of Thrones

NoFx, Violent Femmes, D.I., Misfits, the Germs, the Black Lips, Dead Milkmen, Dead Kennedys, the Vandals, Refused, Alkalkine Trio, Against Me! Brand New, Jumbling Towers, Elliot Smith, the Matches, the Parlor Mob, the Doors, the Zombies, Of Montreal, Does it Offend you, Yeah?, the Faint

(V)egetarian and (V)egan foods
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Reflection, Refinement, Love, My niece Bailey, Aqua Vitae, and my degree in literature. Haha, not!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse, Music, Camping, Ethics, the Pacific Northwest, Castles, Whiskey, Black Jack, Horse Racing, Sex, Love
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Serving you drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was twelve, I came in a hotel jacuzzi and then worried the whole day about someone getting pregnant.
You should message me if
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your dad is on okcupid.