I'd like to be a better person.
(I don't really want to be a better person anymore. I'm okay with who I am now.)
I was trying to just leave that and be indie, but apparently that isn't going to fly with OKCupid.(True)
(I've somehow transcended being indie.(I don't really know what that means, but it sounds pretentious, sorry.(It's okay.)))
I like quoting Frisky Dingo, Sealab 2021 and The Venture Bros. (I mostly quote podcasts these days.)
I aspire to be more like Xander Crews. (False)
I wish in my childhood I'd been more like Brendon Small. (False)
I don't plan on going to law school, but if I did I think I'd be as good a lawyer as Harvey Birdman. (True)
I'm a pretty quiet guy.
I'm not very good at approaching people because I don't have much to say to someone I've never met. (This isn't to say I'm quiet all the time. In fact, there's both a dramatic difference and similarity to the quietness of the me that originally started this profile.)
There are some things that I like; they might also be some of the things that you like. (True)
Wouldn't that be cool? (Yeah, it probably would be. (True))
I really like tattoos (only have a few) and books (read quite a few).
(^My idea of romance is two people sitting in a room quietly reading together.)
I am ¯\(º_o)/¯, bashful, and ಠ_ಠ