Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm revamping this whole thing. I am way too mellow for all this
must and fuss.
I work full time, I have the most loveable dog you'll ever meet and
I appreciate when we can slow down and appreciate time.
I'm a front porch sitting king of guy at heart staring at the
sunset over the tree.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apparently, I've done just about everything from Dr's offices to
I work in sales. It's a love/hate relationship.
I am getting my real estate agent licensing when I finish with
these damn exams.
I'd prefer to start my own bar or cafe. Mostly because I loved/love
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cocktails, tea, bullshitting, telling stories among other things I
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The greet. Sometimes people mention my eyes or that I usually have
a hat on. Or that I'm usually holding/making a drink of some type.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm far too eclectic for a section like this. I'll eat, drink, read
or watch anything that's good. Any genre, any category.
Here's a better list. Things I generally don't like or enjoy:
Shellfish i.e. lobster, crab, shrimp, etc
White fish i.e. tilapia, flounder, etc.
Abrasive rap, R&B, rock or any other genre lyrics. I let a lot
go. Some things are just for shock value and that doesn't entertain
me enough intellectually or artistically.
Spinach. I just can't...
That Phillipino chicken embryo egg crap. No.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tea, cocktail ingredients, my dog, family, the generics.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything, really. Lately, a lot about work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home after work relaxing on the couch. Maybe out for a drink. I
never know one week from the next.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Don't judge me for liking my satin pajamas.
They feel great.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're not offended by the following list of things I hate
hearing on any dating profile that I always see, whether it applies
to you or not:
"I'm not your average girl" average response
"I'm different/unique/unusual" see above reasoning why this is
"I want a man to take care of me" you already have parents and I
work too hard to carry anyone with me who can't manage on their
"Yo homez, I'm a queen lookin' fer duh kng in dis shiz." the amount
of time it took for autocorrect to let me make that many mistakes
is only a better reason why I can't stand that kind of line. You're
an adult. You had English class for a reason. Use it. Also, you're
not a queen and I don't serve anyone shit unless it's a shot I'm
paid to pour.
If your 5 things you couldn't live without consists of more than 2
of the following:
Seriously, I know you need oxygen. You're not a goddamn
If you are a transsexuals, pre or post op, you get all my respect
for being you, but put that on your profile. No one wants a
surprise like that all of a sudden and it's setting you up for
"I'm just here looking for friends/I'm already happily married"
Leave. Right now. This is a goddamn dating site. Don't be offended
when you're married on a dating site and people ask if ya wanna
cheat. What did you goddamn expect?
Absolutely NOTHING. An empty profile. OR, EVEN WORSE, you fill out
the sections with absolutely NO worthwhile information that says
you apart from literally anyone walking past my store door. Combine
that with no profile pic of yourself and you're basically nothing
to me because you portray yourself that way, as nothing.
And who started this new trend of only posting a pic of yourself
from behind so all we see if your back or the back of your head?
This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. I get it, you don't want
us to judge you by your appearance, but all it says to me is that
you either have no confidence, don't care if anyone messages you at
all which defeats the purpose of making a profile on this site
completely, or most offensive to me is using some sultry or
evocative picture trying to show off your body when 90% of men will
focus on a woman's fave before anything. EVEN WHEN WATCHING PORN
almost all men stare at the FACE most of all without even realizing
If you're not offended by any of that ^ then go ahead.
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