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27 New London, CT Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:17pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've reworked this a bunch of time and I've decided this is the best way to do so:

I'm the guy always telling jokes and keeping people laughing. I keep everyone smiling because it fulfills me. I enjoy making people happy and making sure they have a good time.

I work full time in sales with a goal to open my own store for myself in the same field. I'd love to invest in a cafe and/or bar in the future as well.

I just want someone I can sit and talk to. Someone to watch movies with and relax. If I can sit still with you, lay quietly with you in each other's arms, then we getting somewhere. My life is full of chaos. I need someone who can quiet me down and focus me.

If you want to know how I feel about a relationship then listen to Ants In My Pants by the band Say Anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apparently, I've done just about everything from Dr's offices to bartending.

I work in sales. It's a love/hate relationship.

Currently, I am working on opening my own store location in the near future.

I'd prefer to start my own bar or Cafe in the future as well. Mostly because I loved/love bartending.

I don't like the idea of working for someone else all my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cocktails, tea, bullshitting, telling stories among other things I suppose.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The greet. Sometimes people mention my eyes or that I usually have a hat on. Often, it's the lighthearted jokes and laughter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm far too eclectic for a section like this. I'll eat, drink, read or watch anything that's good. Any genre, any category.

Here's a better list. Things I generally don't like or enjoy:

Shellfish i.e. lobster, crab, shrimp, etc
White fish i.e. tilapia, flounder, etc.
Tuna unless it's in well made sushi
Spinach. I just can't...
That Phillipino chicken embryo egg crap. No.
Straight up just dumb people.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tea, cocktail ingredients, my dog, family, the generics.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything, really. Lately, a lot about work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home after work relaxing on the couch. Maybe out for a drink. I never know one week from the next.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Don't judge me for liking my satin pajamas.

They feel great.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're not offended by the following list of things I hate hearing on any dating profile that I always see, whether it applies to you or not:

"I'm not your average girl" average response

"I'm different/unique/unusual" see above reasoning why this is wrong

"I want a man to take care of me" you already have parents and I work too hard to carry anyone with me who can't manage on their own

"Yo homez, I'm a queen lookin' fer duh kng in dis shiz." the amount of time it took for autocorrect to let me make that many mistakes is only a better reason why I can't stand that kind of line. You're an adult. You had English class for a reason. Use it. Also, you're not a queen and I don't serve anyone shit unless it's a shot I'm paid to pour.

If your 5 things you couldn't live without consists of more than 2 of the following:

My family,
The Bible,

Seriously, I know you need oxygen. You're not a goddamn mermaid.

If you are a transsexuals, pre or post op, you get all my respect for being you, but put that on your profile. No one wants a surprise like that all of a sudden and it's setting you up for heartbreak.

"I'm just here looking for friends/I'm already happily married" Leave. Right now. This is a goddamn dating site. Don't be offended when you're married on a dating site and people ask if ya wanna cheat. What did you goddamn expect?

Absolutely NOTHING. An empty profile. OR, EVEN WORSE, you fill out the sections with absolutely NO worthwhile information that says you apart from literally anyone walking past my store door. Combine that with no profile pic of yourself and you're basically nothing to me because you portray yourself that way, as nothing.

And who started this new trend of only posting a pic of yourself from behind so all we see if your back or the back of your head? This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. I get it, you don't want us to judge you by your appearance, but all it says to me is that you either have no confidence, don't care if anyone messages you at all which defeats the purpose of making a profile on this site completely, or most offensive to me is using some sultry or evocative picture trying to show off your body when 90% of men will focus on a woman's fave before anything. EVEN WHEN WATCHING PORN almost all men stare at the FACE most of all without even realizing it.

Was that a bit intense? I feel it had to be said. Now, would I excuse a lot of that for the right person? Of course, people in reality are more than the summation of their online profiles. But seriously, those things drive me nuts.

If you're not offended by any of that ^ then go ahead. Seriously, you're probably awesome if you actually made it through that, whether it applies to you or not.