Magpieris
23 / f / straight / single
Denver, Colorado, United States
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multifaceted, loyal, and handmade
My self-summary Propose an edit
I just graduated from UGA with an art degree. That's right, an art
degree. Now I'm taking more classes so I can actually make some
money, maybe.I moved to Denver this year for a job, so I don't know
many people and I'm always looking to make new friends.
I like the great outdoors as well as the city.Canoeing, hiking, camping, skiing, and poking around in streams
float my boat- so do shopping, eating out, dancing, museums, art
shows... Whenever I see a lizard on a wall or in a bush, I go after
it, but that's not really an issue in Denver. I like playing games
(video/card/board/word) and listening to audiobooks, taking scenic
drives, drinking cider, planning trips, making things for my
friends, and exercising while I watch tv.
I am cynical, sarcastic, and irreverent, and I value the merits of
grammar and spelling as well as hygiene. I have a great or possibly
terrible sense of humor that involves simultaneously cracking
sophisticated jokes and doing crude interpretive dances at people.
Banter is a must.
I like travelling, even though I'm terribly horribly badly shy. I'm
so shy that sometimes I just stay home. But, depending on the mood,
I can burst out of the house and go chatting up strangers all day.
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What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit
I am attempting to start anew in Colorado. By day I assemble books.
It involves a lot of glue and I don't like it very much. By night I
dream of a life full of excitement, accomplishment, and richness.
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I'm really good at Propose an edit
Art and design. Lizard catching. I have a great memory
and am good at problem solving. Observation. Winning games.
I'm good at jumping out at people from around corners. This usually
happens to my dad, who screams like a little girl and then smacks
me for it.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit
When I smile it's usually a real one.
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My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit
No one reads these but here you go:
Books by Tolkien, Douglas Adams, Chuck Palahniuk, Bill Bryson,
Naomi Stokes, Dara Horn, Roald Dahl, Pride and Prejudice,
McCarthy's Bar... poetry by Nuala Ni Dhomhnaill.
Movies: Pirates, Pride and Prejudice, Kill Bill, American Beauty,
Amelie, Sleepy hollow, Shawshank Redemption, Shortbus, Boondock
Saints, MST3k, Evil Dead, Sweeney Todd
TV/Comics: Eddie Izzard, Dylan Moran, The Office, House,
Mythbusters, Survivor, some stuff on Discovery and animal
planet
Music: I have terrible taste in music according to most
people.
Foods: thai, indian, cider, bruchetta, muffaletta, key lime pie,
fish, not a vegetarian but not much of a meat eater either
The six things I could never do without Propose an edit
Art, my cat, my sisters/friends, nature, showers, books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit
I would love to meet Douglas Adams. I have a massive
crush on Douglas Adams, even though he's dead. He and I could go
back in time and save the dodo together.
On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit
I don't know. Ask me again when I know what I'll be doing with all
the other nights.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit
I know pi to 7 decimal places.
You should message me if Propose an edit
I don't have a lot of friends, but the few I do have are truly
remarkable individuals who I care deeply about. When meeting a new
friend I put a lot of time and energy into developing a close
relationship, and I expect those people to do the same- no flakes,
if you please.
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My personality awards
Questions She Cares About View all
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- Does finding a long-term partner give you license to "let yourself go," (lower your standards of personal hygiene or appearance or gain large amounts of weight)?
- · Yes, I preen only to attract a mate
- · No, I do it for myself
- · No, I want to make sure I hang on to him/her
- · I have low standards in the first place
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- How willing are you to meet someone from OkCupid in person?
- · Totally willing!
- · Hesitant, but would consider.
- · I am not interested in meeting in person.
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- If one of your potential matches was overweight, would that be a dealbreaker?
- · Yes, even if they were slightly overweight.
- · Yes, but only if they were obese.
- · No.
- · No, in fact I prefer overweight people.
Tests She's Taken View all
| Title | Her Result - female | Your Result |
|---|---|---|
| Title | Her Result - female | Your Result |
| The Ultimate Buffy Test | The Watcher | Take it! |
| The "Could You Spot A Serial Killer" Test | 46% Pure! | Take it! |
| The Is It Art? Test | The Art Lover | Take it! |
| The Five Love Languages Test | Quality Time | Take it! |
| The Spanish Test | The Native Speaker | Take it! |







