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30 Minneapolis, MN Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 10:16am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Odd trivia and sentence fragments:

I love music. Former Theory and Composition nerd.

Sleep schedule bad. Sleep good.
Oscar Wilde good. [Silly] eponymous laws also good.

I will never outgrow swing sets.

I'm the absent-minded professor type.

Many of my political views are based on the radical idea of sharing.

It's not a label I wear, but you could call me a secular humanist. Or a pastafarian. Or Tim. There are some who call me Tim.

There used to be an MBTI joke right here, but it turns out that for all their creativity and insight, INFJs do not like jokes. The INFJs have spoken.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sorta working on me. Moved back into town late fall, and am still sort of setting up shop, so to speak. This means that I am - for the moment -- unemployed. I still pay my bills on time, but I get that this can be a deal breaker; feel free to raincheck and check back later.

I kinda sorta let myself be talked into trying out for roller derby, so I'm hitting the gym and just started taking skating lessons.

I sometimes volunteer at the Soap Factory, because the Haunted Basement allows me to scare people for fun and nonprofit with some great people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Your hugs are pretty fucking baller. Like, if you ever need anyone to vouch on your behalf, I will gladly submit a glowing recommendation. Using the flowery-est, most erudite language to obtain the appropriate level of panache."

making people laugh. Dry wit and goofiness are my specialties.

If you want ridiculous trivia or abstract concepts oversimplified into analogy, I'm your man. I'm a badass of free association.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a universal doppelganger: people regularly tell me I remind them of someone they know, or ask if we've met before. It's not a pickup line, though; they actually mean it.

The other one I get is people asking me if I deliberately style my hair with the Superman spit curl (nope), which makes wonder where all these Clark Kent clones are hanging out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Current reads: The Slow Regard of Silent Things; What If: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions, and Dataclysm. Favorites: Kingkiller Chronicles; A Briefer History of Time; Freakonomics; Predictably Irrational, Ender's Game (Particularly the Ender's Shadow series that split from it); Musicophilia; Transmetropolitan, and authors Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman. Does Mitch Hedberg count as an author?

SLC Punk, The Dark Knight, Shawshank Redemption, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Good Will Hunting, Dogma, Dodgeball, Shaun of the Dead, Monty Python, Iron Man

TV Shows: House, Firefly, Breaking Bad, Cowboy Bebop, Arrested Development, The IT Crowd, Junkyard Wars, QI.

Minnesota chapter: Doomtree (P.O.S., Dessa, Sims, Mike Mictlan, Paper Tiger), Building Better Bombs, Polica, Marijuana Deathsquad, The Soviettes, Awesome Snake God, Damn Doo Wop Band, Lake Street Dive (The name and the guitar player is ours; I say that counts), Jeremy Messersmith, Husker Du, The Replacements (just saw them live; bucket list moment)

Miscellaneous: Rush, Dream Theater, The Pillows, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Liz Phair, Radiohead, Prodigy, Rasputina, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, Jonathan Coulton, Clutch, Against Me!, Smashing Pumpkins, Flogging Molly, Cake, Soul Coughing, Kenna, Harvey Danger, The Seatbelts, Les Claypool, dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip, Yoko Kanno, Spoon, Amanda Fucking Palmer, Minus the Bear, Joy Division

Doomtree Blowout is --err, was-- my holiday tradition.

Hummus, curries, clementines, berries, chips, Laffy Taffy. I love spicy food. I try to eat a diet that is low in animals.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lip balm, music, and friends (the family you choose). I could be a pretty decent ascetic, but I am fond of shiny things and indoor plumbing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This comic describes what makes me a nerd. I like human behavior. I think a lot about science and social welfare, together or separately. I am, regrettably, that guy that will debate on Facebook, but I try to be one of the better ones.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This will be changing soon, since I just moved . Music, climbing (I'm a novice), and beer with friends are all excellent options.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I miss old/past/quirky site features, like friend percentages and Crazy Blind Date, which -- the only time I tried to use it -- countered my date suggestion of the Minneapolis Institute of Arts with suggestions for the post office, Alcoholics Anonymous, Luke's Kingdom of Stray Cats and Tacos, and Paul's House of Pain. RIP.
You should message me if
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you think not seeing Bob Mould this weekend would make no sense at all.

you're sick to death of coffee dates. And cleverness. (If you have a good case for either, but at least got the reference, well done.)

I'm looking for something long term, but I can do something casual. I can't do NSA "boyfriend experience." All the best to those who are looking for that, but the in-between doesn't work for me. I'd prefer not to appear so negative, but I hope this saves everyone some time.