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30 Minneapolis, MN Man


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  • Ages 21–40
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:55pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Odd trivia and sentence fragments:

I love music. Former Theory and Composition nerd.

Sleep schedule bad. Sleep good.
Oscar Wilde good. [Silly] eponymous laws also good.

I like snow, but dislike all the bitter cold that so often accompanies it. And so I left Minnesota during a -70 degree windchill weekend, and I came here.

I will never outgrow swing sets.

I'm the absent-minded professor type.

Many of my political views are based on the radical idea of sharing.

It's not a label I wear, but you could call me a secular humanist. Or a pastafarian. Or Tim. There are some who call me Tim.

I'm an INFJ, which is apparently 1% of the population, and 99% of people who care about their Myers-Briggs personality type (tell me I'm not the only one who's noticed this).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sorta working on me. Just moved back to town, so I'm doing ALL THE THINGS! Looking for work, going back to school spring semester, joined a gym, seeing old friends, meeting new ones.

I sometimes volunteer at the Soap Factory, because the Haunted Basement allows me to scare people for fun and nonprofit with some great people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Your hugs are pretty fucking baller. Like, if you ever need anyone to vouch on your behalf, I will gladly submit a glowing recommendation. Using the flowery-est, most erudite language to obtain the appropriate level of panache." - from a friend traveling overseas, going through withdrawls. I love my friends.

making people laugh. Dry wit and goofiness are my specialties.

If you want ridiculous trivia or abstract concepts oversimplified into analogy, I'm your man. I'm a badass of free association.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a universal doppelganger: people regularly tell me I remind them of someone they know, or ask if we've met before. It's not a pickup line, though; they actually mean it.

The other one I get is people asking me if I deliberately style my hair with the Superman spit curl (nope), which makes wonder where all these Clark Kent clones are hanging out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Recently read: Books 1 and 2 of the Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss. Other favorites: A Briefer History of Time, Freakonomics, Predictably Irrational, Ender's Game (Particularly the Ender's Shadow series that split from it), Musicophilia, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, George Carlin, Transmetropolitan, XKCD.

SLC Punk, The Dark Knight, Shawshank Redemption, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Good Will Hunting, Dogma, Dodgeball, Shaun of the Dead, Monty Python, Iron Man

TV Shows: House, Firefly, Breaking Bad, Cowboy Bebop, Arrested Development, The IT Crowd, Junkyard Wars, QI.

Minnesota chapter: Doomtree (P.O.S., Dessa, Sims, Mike Mictlan, Paper Tiger), Building Better Bombs, Polica, Marijuana Deathsquad, The Soviettes, Awesome Snake God, Damn Doo Wop Band, Lake Street Dive (The name and the guitar player is ours; I say that counts), Jeremy Messersmith, Husker Du, The Replacements (just saw them live; bucket list moment)

Miscellaneous: Rush, Dream Theater, The Pillows, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Liz Phair, Radiohead, Prodigy, Rasputina, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, Jonathan Coulton, Clutch, Against Me!, Smashing Pumpkins, Flogging Molly, Cake, Soul Coughing, Kenna, Harvey Danger, The Seatbelts, Les Claypool, dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip, Yoko Kanno, Spoon, Amanda Fucking Palmer, Minus the Bear, Joy Division

Doomtree Blowout is --err, was-- my holiday tradition.

Hummus, curries, clementines, berries, chips, Laffy Taffy. I love spicy food. I try to eat a diet that is low in animals.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lip balm, music, and friends (the family you choose). I could be a pretty decent ascetic, but I am fond of shiny things and indoor plumbing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This comic describes what makes me a nerd. I like human behavior. I think a lot about science and social welfare, together or separately. I am, regrettably, that guy that will debate on Facebook, but I try to be one of the better ones.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This will be changing soon, since I just moved . Music, climbing (I'm a novice), and beer with friends are all excellent options.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I miss old/past/quirky site features, like friend percentages and Crazy Blind Date, which -- the only time I tried to use it -- countered my date suggestion of the Minneapolis Institute of Arts with suggestions for the post office, Alcoholics Anonymous, Luke's Kingdom of Stray Cats and Tacos, and Paul's House of Pain. RIP.
You should message me if
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you need a ticket for tonight's Doomtree concert.

you're sick to death of coffee dates. And cleverness. (If you have a good case for either, but at least got the reference, well done.)