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  • Ages 24-40
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Last online
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Open relationship
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Currently undergoing a very fashionably late spring cleaning. This is a developing profile, stay tuned for personality.

Many of my political views are based on the radical idea of sharing. Secular humanist, feminist, skeptic (of the pro-science, non-conspiracy theory variety), yadda yadda.

If I message you, give me the benefit of the doubt. I have more skill with conversations underway than I do with pickup lines.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mid-life self-improvement? Minus the self-help books. Going back to school, gymming away the dadbod, fighting ennui with nerdiness and novelty.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Your hugs are pretty fucking baller. Like, if you ever need anyone to vouch on your behalf, I will gladly submit a glowing recommendation. Using the flowery-est, most erudite language to obtain the appropriate level of panache."

Many people say I'm funny, but some of them sound surprised when they say it. I never know how to respond to that.

If you want ridiculous trivia or abstract concepts oversimplified into analogy, I'm your man. I'm a badass of free association.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm that guy that reminds you of someone you know.

...and somewhat paradoxically, sometimes Superman hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Current reads: The Slow Regard of Silent Things; What If: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions, and Dataclysm. Favorites: Kingkiller Chronicles; A Briefer History of Time; Freakonomics; Predictably Irrational, Ender's Game (Particularly the Ender's Shadow series that split from it); Musicophilia; Transmetropolitan, and authors Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman. Does Mitch Hedberg count as an author?

SLC Punk, The Dark Knight, Shawshank Redemption, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Good Will Hunting, Dogma, Dodgeball, Shaun of the Dead, Monty Python, Iron Man

TV Shows: House, Firefly, Breaking Bad, Cowboy Bebop, Arrested Development, The IT Crowd, Junkyard Wars, QI.

Minnesota chapter: Hardcore Crayons, Doomtree (P.O.S., Dessa, Sims, Mike Mictlan, Paper Tiger), Building Better Bombs, Polica, Marijuana Deathsquad, The Soviettes, Awesome Snake God, Damn Doo Wop Band, Lake Street Dive (The name and the guitar player is ours; I say that counts), Jeremy Messersmith, Husker Du, The Replacements (just saw them live; bucket list moment)

Miscellaneous: Rush, Dream Theater, The Pillows, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Liz Phair, Radiohead, Prodigy, Rasputina, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, Jonathan Coulton, Clutch, Against Me!, Smashing Pumpkins, Flogging Molly, Cake, Soul Coughing, Kenna, Harvey Danger, The Seatbelts, Les Claypool, dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip, Yoko Kanno, Spoon, Amanda Fucking Palmer, Minus the Bear, Joy Division

Doomtree Blowout is --err, was-- my holiday tradition.

Hummus, curries, clementines, berries, chips, salsa & guac. Mmm.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lip balm, music, and friends (the family you choose). I could be a pretty decent ascetic, but I am fond of shiny things and indoor plumbing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why does everyone take selfies in their cars?

This comic describes what makes me a nerd. I like human behavior. I think a lot about science and social welfare, together or separately. I am, regrettably, that guy that will debate on Facebook, but I try to be one of the better ones.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not limited to Friday, but nights in general: gym, comedy show, Third Thursday, roller derby, out for drinks, concerts, staying in with Netflix, a book, the internet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re sick to death of coffee dates. And cleverness.