I am currently in an open relationship with iwearshoes, a wonderful girl indeed. I'm here to meet new friends, and perhaps more.
i am a human containing pounds of blood and meat. my bones are full of marrow. i have never been degloved bodily. my skin is tender and unbroken. my intact brain is controlling my actions. i am from this planet and this nation and i did not come here from far away. i am less than 1000 years old.