❖ Conversation with my former flatmate:
Jonathan: I've been here three years and not had a single date..
Me: Yeah, so?
Jonathan: Well you've been here a month and you're dating JESUS!
❖ I am a 28 year old Spanish graduate who is somewhat shy but saucy...
❖ Although I have a degree in Spanish, I should tell you that 'fluent' is not an accurate description of my linguistic capabilities...sure, I completed a degree in the subject but my university was shoddy and most of what I taught myself pre-enrolment I managed to forget throughout my final year...reassuring, no? And upon receiving my preliminary certificate it told me I would graduate with a French degree. Mind you, I did once manage a whole conversation in French about English breakfasting habits and potatoes with the man sat next to me at a Fête du Jambon braisé in Brittany. I should apply to the UN.
I'm a bit of a flirt yet (perhaps due to my penchant for staying in on Friday/Saturday nights) I’ve been single since 2007...frustrating in a whole variety of ways!
❖ I love dancing but my passion by no means indicates an aptitude for said activity & "clubbing" (i.e. exchanging sweat with 500 strangers in some cavernous venue bathed in alcohol and their various bodily fluids, to the tinnitus-inducing beat of trance/house/dub "music" and epileptic lighting effects) isn’t really my thing...not that I'm a hermit...I do occasionally venture outside and fraternise with the populace.
❖ I briefly took fencing lessons as a child (the type with swords, not dead trees) and have dreamed of buckling my swash so-to-speak ever since, though it's rather unlikely that any arguments will be settled with a thrust and parry combination. En guarde...
Bloody hell, that was a bit of a saga wasn't it? I'll shut up now...
Chica de 28 años, licenciada en lengua castellana, algo tímida pero un poco descarada...me encanta viajar, conocer gente nueva y bailar hasta que me duela el cuerpo!
Fille, 28 ans, licencée en espagnol, un peu timide mais coquine J'aime voyager, rencontrer de nouvelles personnes et j'aime la danse jusqu'à ce que ça fait mal mon corps...je suis désolé que mon français est mauvais!!
Ragazza, 28 anni, laurea in spagnolo, un po' timida ma spigliata. Amo viaggiare, incontrare nuove persone e ballare fino a che mi fa male... mi dispiace, ma il mio italiano è terribile!!
❖ I am listless, restless, and jobless (lo and behold, I have been employed!)
❖ "When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb."
❖ I am a, secondary, and account