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MaineMusicalgal

59 Portland, ME Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 45–68
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Would you like to be serenaded with a love song on my ukulele? Like to laugh? Look no further, I'll have you rolling on the floor in no time. Love books? Had I not become a professional musician I'd be today's version of "Marian the Librarian". If you can shake your booty, keep me in stitches, bring me home to meet your kids and your parents, you are my man!
Ok, enough about me.

What's in it for you?

I’ll write you an impromptu song to cheer you up.
I’ll make you a necklace out of your favorite breakfast cereal.
I’ll even let you ride shotgun when I do my Bond impression in Monte Carlo.
I’m the first gal who gets asked to housesit for friends.
The first gal to leave work to help out in a crisis.
The first gal to hold you when you’re having a rough day
I can guarantee that we’re going to laugh at lot more than everybody else.

"If you like-a Ukulele Lady, Ukulele Lady like-a you,
if you like to linger where it's shady, Ukulele Lady linger too"

Do I have your attention yet?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it on my own terms...and it's GREAT! (Where's "Tony the Tiger" when you need him?)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Other than advanced calculus and inorganic chemisty, just about anything I put my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How young I look, how green my eyes are, how long my lashes are, how straight and white my teeth are, how luscious my lips are, but most of all, how humble I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I AM: liberal, pro-choice, pro-labor. If you voted for anyone named George (except McGovern or Washington), I'm probably not your gal.

With the exception of laundry and cleaning out the litter box, I find the fun in everything I do. I even like washing dishes- if you do the cooking.

FAVORITE MUSIC: Is there a word limit in this section?

LAST READ: The edits to my profile. Oh, you mean what BOOK did I last read? I'm in the middle of five of them. I am a voracious and eclectic reader, lover of words, libraries, and spell check.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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H20
XY
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Music
Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What happened to the Red Sox?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What's "typical"?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The tornado in "Wizard of Oz" gave me nightmares for years. I'm over it now, but still...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your parents and your kids would approve of me.