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MaineMusicalgal

58 F Portland, ME

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Would you like to be serenaded with a love song on my ukulele? Like to laugh? Look no further, I'll have you rolling on the floor in no time. Love books? Had I not become a professional musician I'd be today's version of "Marian the Librarian". If you can shake your booty, keep me in stitches, bring me home to meet your kids and your parents, you are my man!
Ok, enough about me.

What's in it for you?

I’ll write you an impromptu song to cheer you up.
I’ll make you a necklace out of your favorite breakfast cereal.
I’ll even let you ride shotgun when I do my Bond impression in Monte Carlo.
I’m the first gal who gets asked to housesit for friends.
The first gal to leave work to help out in a crisis.
The first gal to hold you when you’re having a rough day
I can guarantee that we’re going to laugh at lot more than everybody else.

Do I have your attention yet?
What I’m doing with my life
Living it on my own terms...and it is GRAND!!
I’m really good at
Other than advanced calculus and inorganic chemisty, just about anything I put my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
How young I look and act. In a good way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I AM A: liberal, pro-choice, pro-union. If you voted for anyone named George (except McGovern or Washington), I'm probably not your gal.

With the exception of laundry and cleaning out the litter box, I find the fun in everything I do. I even like washing dishes- if you do the cooking.

FAVORITE MUSIC: Is there a word limit in this section?

LAST READ: The edits to my profile. Oh, you mean what BOOK did I last read? I'm in the middle of five of them. I am a voracious and eclectic reader, lover of words, libraries, and spell check.
The six things I could never do without
0
H20
XY
XX
Vit D
My teeth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What happened to the Red Sox?
On a typical Friday night I am
What's "typical"?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Beneath the funny, fun-loving gal is a generous, kind, caring and compassionate woman.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 50–65
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Your parents and your kids would approve of my profile.