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33 Portland, ME Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:33pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a well traveled guy, and seen my fair share of life. I seem to find happiness in others, and love to meet new people. I found my favorite spot of all the world in Maine, though greater detail would have it said that the ocean was the main attraction.

I enjoy everything ocean related. I'm finally ready to just set my roots and start building a life here. I'm very goal oriented, with a great ambition in my life. I know exactly what I want, and I am fighting to make that manifest.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm finally settling down after traveling all over the world, never stopping to smell the flowers. Now I'm finally willing to call this place home and find some thing I can call my bedrock. Current goals: Establish social circle, attend more live events, discover Mid Coast Maine, build a fleet of Kayaks for every day of the week, jog 50% of Portland by the first snowfall, and meet that special someone. Also, find a good house with a fireplace and and garden. And a basement. And a jacuzzi. And a butler.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If there is was section of Trivial Pursuit for JUST 80's culture, 90's music, or the NY Mets, I would be the champ at it. Also I'm a pretty fair hand with baseball, football, kickball, dodgeball, anything sports related for fun.

If you're wondering about my cooking skills, I've been asked to bring paper towels to our family gathering.

I pride myself on my ability to strike up a conversation with anyone. I love a good argument. Skeptics unite!

4 years in the Army also taught me a lot about different people and their motivations. I consider myself very talented in finding out what you want.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, or my clothes. I tend to over-dress. I love to dress up. Suit jackets and nice khakis are always near. Also I tend to laugh too boisterously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Don't ask a Film school guy what their favorite movie is. This block doesn't have enough space. Although you could say it is "Americanization of Emily", or possibly "The Fall". "Schindler's List", or possibly 'It's a Wonderful Life".

Favorite book? "The Big Sleep", "The Once and Future King", or "Hitch 22". Or anything by Dickens. Or C.S. Forester.

Shows? Firefly, Archer, and The Daily Show. WEST WING. Toby Ziegler is my spirit animal.


"Ghost of Paul Revere" is my favorite band in Maine. Otherwise I would say anything on W-Bach.

Food? All things lettuce related. Or soup. Or turkey. Ever had raw whale? I love most soups or stews, especially when made naturally. Or by someone else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, wallet, friends, bed, ocean, Mack, coffee, movies, family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where are my friends, what's happening at home, how I can volunteer more, what my profile is doing for me, secularism, my family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If it isn't work, I'm either working on getting my 10k shape back, or trying to find a lonely little tavern with no hipsters, just good beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play chess.
I like cheese.
Cows and horse scare me.
I once saw two bums in NY making out on the subway and took a picture.
I don't believe South Carolina is a real place.
When I was 7 I punched Ronald McDonald and started crying.
You should message me if
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If you can quote me Raymond Chandler, if you have the other half of this intricate necklace I was born with, if you believe Rush Limbaugh would look hilarious in a baby outfit, or if you enjoy attending comedy shows.

Also if you read Dave Barry or have met David Bowie. We can exchange stories.

Please DO NOT contact me if you: don't know who YOU are, are unable to hold a conversation, have dreams of being the head bartender at your favorite club, still live with your parents, own a purse dog, or have psycho ex's.