News Flash:

Since I really hate to write long pitches about myself, here are some random thoughts about me: I am a diehard Scuba Diver - I go every chance I get, in any weather. I Love to cook, but not for one person. I'm not a Republican (voted for Obama). I can build you a kitchen, and cook you a gourmet meal out of it. I drive a Jeep, wear boots and jeans, but I'm not a redneck. I Enjoy people watching, and the resultant laughter. My Music tastes run from opera to Rob Zombie. I'm Not pretentious, but know which fork to use, and how to hold it for Gods’ sake. I know the difference between to and too and two, and your and you're. The squirrels that live in my head tell me I’m frickin’ hysterically funny. I'm outdoorsy but I'm not a ridiculous nazi about it. I shave my head, because otherwise it would look like I had a big furry horseshoe stuck to my melon. Bacon should be its own food group - you could wrap a flip-flop in bacon and it would taste good. Don’t let the age fool you; I can be just as immature as anyone. There are many more facets to the wonderful world of me, but it would take too long to list.

Ok; now that I have thoroughly scared you, I'll describe what I am looking for, using the same, lazy method that I used to describe myself. Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. Likes nature. Doesn't mind getting dirty. I don't care if you're a vegetarian, just don't try to pry meat out of my mouth or tell me I'm evil. Open about their feelings. Thinks I'm funny - I know, it's a stretch. Enjoys sex - a lot, and I do mean a lot. Reads. Likes the usual - movies, walks, eating, music, etc etc etc. I'm looking for a woman that loves to have fun, plain and simple.

Geez, for someone trying to get out of writing long pitches about myself, I sure wound up with a long pitch about myself, didn't I?

I am a Maintenance Tech. Imagine that!

Cooking; things I shouldn't describe here; technical stuff; conversation; Scuba Diving.

I'm thin and bald. And funny.

Let's see, Books: history, non-fiction, fiction, technical. Movies: Action, horror, sci fi, comedy. Music: Rob Zombie to opera, just no rap, hip hop or country. Food: anything that doesn't eat me first.

Ginger Ale, Dr Pepper, cheese, pork of any type, music, sex. Hey; you asked.

How to get a date. Seriously, how to be a better person, lead a better life.

Either recovering from a hard week at work, drying off my diving gear, or relaxing at home. I'd rather be spending time with a terrific woman.

I like sex. A lot. A Whole lot.

You're curious as Hell.