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MajentaStar

44 North Andover, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 29, 2011
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Indian, White, Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Hindi (Poorly), Sanskrit (Poorly)

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SEEMS TO HAVE BECOME SOMEWHAT OF AN EXCELLENT EXAMPLE OF THE FABULOUS JOKING DEED!!!! (IF NOT A COMPLETE PARODY OF ITSELF!) KEEP IN MIND THAT THIS IS A PERSONAL AD---MEANT TO ATTRACT PEOPLE & NOT REPEL THEM!---THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I WOULD NOT (wood-knot) USE THIS SITE TO JOKE UPON, NOR IS THIS PROFILE *NOT* HUMOR-LADEN, IN THE EXTREME SENSE OF THE WORD. NOTE---IT IS & WAS ALL WRITTEN BY ONE AUTHOR, BUT M.P.D. (aka D.I.D.) IS CALLED INTO QUESTION HERE. (SEE SYBIL!)---BUT AT LEAST I AM NOT A COMPLEX PERSON! (ALTHOUGH I *THINK* THAT I MAY BE FROM MARS!!!!) [& SO PLEASE PARDON MY ENGLISH----IT IS NOT YET PERFECT!] & YET I AM A REAL PERSON WHO IS TRYING TO EXPLAIN MYSELF, WITHOUT TRYING TO SEEM LIKE I AM TRYING TO SEEM AS IF THIS IS A PARODY. IT IS NOT! THIS IS FULL-BLOWN ASPERGER'S SYNDROME, FOR WHICH I WISH THAT I WOULD NOT BE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST, NOR PREMATURELY JUDGED, FOR I AM VERY SUCCESSFUL IN MOST ALL OF MY LEARNING-FIELDS...BUT I ALSO MENTION THE JOKE-ISM....FOR MY ACTUAL AGE [MENTAL, EMOTIONAL & PHYSICAL] SEEMS TO KEEP CHANGING & THUS A CERTAIN SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF MY INTERESTS/LIKES/WHO I AM/ETC. KEEPS CHANGING AS WELL, BECAUSE NO ONE IN THE NORTHEAST CAN SEEM TO BE ABLE TO RELATE TO ME (AT LEAST NOT SO FAR---I *MAY* NEED TO CONSIDER MOVING TO THE RURAL PARTS OF SICILY OR PAKISTAN OR NORTHERN INDIA (OR NEW HAMPSHIRE) OR EVEN MAYBE SOMEWHERE TROPICAL BUT CAUCASIAN (!!!!) IN MY SEARCH FOR THAT PERFECT *OTHER HALF*....NO ONE SEEMS TO QUITE 'GET IT', EXCEPT (PERHAPS) FOR MALOMFREY W. O'KEEFE, AND CERTAIN OTHER (FEW & FAR-BETWEEN) SEEMINGLY VERY SMART BUT SIMULTANEOUSLY BACKWARDS NON-FEMINIST FOREIGN TYPES WHO HAVE MANIC DEPRESSION (BUT ARE IN DENIAL ABOUT IT) & WHO ARE IN THE MANIC (i.e. HAPPY/HIGH/UP) PHASE OF THEIR BIPOLAR-NESS. SO---ACHTUNG ALL ROBIN HILL & WOOD HILL (NOT TO BE CONFUSED W/ ROBIN *HOOD*---THAT'S ME, WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT) TYPE FOREIGN GIRLS: IF YOU DON'T POSSESS A CLEAR UNDERSTANDING OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, PLEASE GO SANK. BENEATH A FIELD OF POPPIES & BEANS. (THX) (& PLZ DON'T CONFUSE IT WITH ROBIN HOOD, WHO I AM, AT TIMES.) ACTUALLY, I LOVE FOREIGN BOOLAH ACCENTS, AND HAVE A GREAT IMMATURE AFFINITY FOR TEACHING YOUNG WOMEN ENGLISH, AND HOW TO LOSE THEIR ANNOYING (EVEN IF CUTE) FOOREIGN ACCENTS, WHICH MAKE THEM SOUND EITHER TOO LAZY (OR CRAZY) TO LEARN ENGLISH, OR ELSE OVER-PUBBIFIED, AND (IF) SO, THEN THEY'RE ALWAYS HUNG OVER AFTERWARDS (DRINKING ALCOHOL IS *NOT* AN ATTRACTIVE TRAIT!) & THEN THEY CANNOT CONCENTRATE ON WHAT I'M SAYING LONG ENOUGH FOR IT TO MATTER. IT'S ALL ALMOST PARADOXICAL, BECAUSE I'M LOOKING FOR A GIRL WITH AN EXTREMELY SPOT-ON & ACCUTE / SHARP / FAST WIT....WHICH USUALLY DEMANDS AN EXTREMELY PERFECT UNDERSTANDING / COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE---IN ORDER FOR US TO BE ABLE TO *SHARE WIT* & WITTICISMS [ESPECIALLY ABSTRACT], AND IN ORDER FOR HER TO BE ABLE TO EXPRESS HERSELF ACCURATELY & CONCISELY (& QUICKLY)----YET ANOTHER PARADOX, BECAUSE I *LOVE* (AT TIMES) FOREIGN ACCENTS & LOVE TEACHING GIRLS TO SPEAK ENGLISH----AND YET I OFTEN CANNOT TELL IF WE'RE INTELLECTUALLY MATCHED UNTIL SHE CAN SPEAK FLUENT ENGLISH!!!!----IT WOULD BE [I THINK] A *VERY GOOD* THING IF SHE WOULD HAVE A (VERY) HIGH IQ (IF POSSIBLE)---TO MATCH MY 145-185 RANGE IQ---BUT---I HAVE NO INTEREST IN NERD-TYPES, COMPUTER "GEEKS", NOR VIDEO GAMES OR COMPUTER GAMES OR GAMING OF *ANY* KIND!!!! I'M ACTUALLY FAIRLY AGAINST HIGH-TECH MOST OF THE TIME!!!! (EXCEPT WHEN IT PROVES ITSELF USEFUL, SUCH AS IN HEATING & LIGHTING---AND THE COMPUTER WHEN USED AS A GIANT WORLDWIDE ENCYCLOPEDIA-TYPE TOOL...(SO EVEN DOING *THIS* IS OUT-OF-CHARACTER FOR ME!!!)...AND YET I SO LOVE THE INNOCENCE (& OLD-FASHIONED-NESS)---IF IT'S REAL---THE 'VICTORIAN PEASANT-NESS WHICH OFTEN GOES ALONG WITH TRADITIONAL CULTURE / RURAL / AGRICULTURAL SOCIETY / FARMER'S DAUGHTER TYPES---AND THAT SEEMS TO GO AGAINST THE WHOLE "HIGH-IQ" THING---IT'S ALMOST LIKE I FOR SOMEONE TO BE NATURALLY SMART, BUT THEN SHE ONLY WENT TO SCHOOL UNTIL MAYBE AGE 15-16 (THE ABBA SINGER, WHO IS MY FRIEND, DROPPED OUT AGE AGE-15!) AND/OR WAS JUST HOME-SCHOOLED, AND/OR SHE WAS JUST NATURALLY SMART & SAW THE HYPOCRISY (& OUTRIGHT PROGRAMMING) OF THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM & SO SHE AVOIDED IT & BAILED OUT, BOTH TO RETAIN HER INNOCENCE & PURITY (& NATURAL SANITY) IN-TACT *AND* TO HAVE THE TIME TO MATURE AS 'NOT ONE OF THE PACK' & PURSUE LEARNING ABOUT HER TRUE INTERESTS *ON HER OWN*, WHILE STILL BEFORE THE *AGE OF CORRUPTION* (OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT HAPPENS TO GIRLS IN HIGH-SCHOOL & COLLEGE!!!!).....OR (IF SHE WAS LUCKY & IF THEY POSESSED THE KNOWLEDGE), MAYBE SHE WAS TAUGHT BY HER FATHER & MOTHER, & EVEN HER GRANDPARENTS, ETC....WHY NOT MAKE USE OF ALL OF THEIR KNOWLEDGE??? AND ESPECIALLY SINCE MOST PEOPLE KNEW HOW TO GROW THEIR OWN FOOD (& DID SO!!!) & KNEW ABOUT THINGS LIKE GROWING & STORING FOOD, SAVING SEEDS, SEWING (CLOTHING, AFGHANS, RUGS, ETC) & MOST DEFINITELY HOME-COOKING....NOT TO MENTION HER *NOT* MISSING THE CRUCIAL LESSONS OF HOW TO BE A MOTHER & GOOD PARENT & HOME-MAKER (FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERM)....THE TEEN YEARS USED AS A PREPARATION FOR MARRIAGE & FAMILY LIFE, AS OPPOSED TO BEING (MIS)USED AS AN EXTENDED EXCUSE FOR *LEARNING HOW TO BECOME IMKMORAL* & LOSING HER VIRGINITY & EVEN AS ONE BIG EXTENDED PARTY (CONTINUING THE "TEEN" THING, & MISSING OUT ON ALL OF THE IMPORTANT THINGS)---(& OFTEN WITH THE DAMAGE DONE NEVER BEING FIXABLE)---WHILE SHE WAS STILL YOUNG ENOUGH & MALEABLE ENOUGH TO JUST LEARN IT ALL NATURALLY---WIHOUT BECOMING YET ANOTHER CASUALTY IN THE GOVT'S PRE-PLANNED PROGRAMMING PLAN! (THE SAME CAN BE APPLIED TO WHAT TV SHE WATCHED, WHAT MOVIES SHE SAW, WHAT BOOKS SHE READ, AND BASICALLY EVERY EXPERIENCE DURING THOSE CRUCIAL YEARS, WHICH ARE USUALLY WARPED & DIABOLICALLY TURNED INTO AN EXCUSE FOR AN EXTENDED & ENDLESS IMMORAL PARTY----SO YES, A GIRL WHO REJECTED THE COLLEGE CONCEPT & EDUCATED HERSELF MIGHT BE HIGHLY PREFERABLE, DESIRABLE & FAR MORE COMPATIBLE....HOW MANY "INNOCENT CHILDLIKE-MINDSET" PEOPLE EMERGE FROM HIGH-SCHOOL, LET ALONE FROM COLLEGE???? I WOULD LOVE TO TEACH A GIRL THESE THINGS MYSELF, BUT WHERE DOES ON BEGIN? DO I NEED A TIME-MACHINE SET ON THE 1800'S? OR AM I TOTALLY JUST LIVING IN 'THE WRONG TIME'???? ONE HIGHLY-INTELLIGENT FRIEND SAID TO ME THAT ELECTRICITY ITSELF *MAY* HAVE OPENED THE *FIRST* (EVIL) DEMONIC GATE (OF SORTS), AND JUST *MAY* BE THE LIFE BLOOD OF LUCIFER/SATAN/ETC..... I COULD READ & LEARN ABOUT CREATION-SCIENCE FOREVER & THE (TRUE & FACTUAL) NOAH'S ARK STORY, AND THE *TRUE* HISTORY OF THE EARTH & OUR TRUE PURPOSE....RIGHT DOWN TO THE FACT THAT I CAN PROVE THAT EVOLUTION NEVER TOOK PLACE & EXPLAIN *WHY* A PLANET WHICH USED TO BE POPULATED WITH [ANGELS?] & WHICH ORBITED BETWEEN MARS & JUPITER (NAMED ASTER/RAHAB/ETC) COMPLETELY EXPLODED, LEAVING US WITH THE ASTEROID BELT & THE (MOSTLY) RUINED COSMIC MESS KNOWN AS OUR SOLAR SYSTEM...ALL THE CRATERS...ALL THE RUINS...THE GOD VS. SATAN WAR (WHICH THEY BASED "STAR WARS" ON) COULD FILL A 10,000 PAGE BOOK!!!!....BUT IT'S NEVER TAUGHT OR MENTIONED IN SCHOOLS....WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT OR UNDERSTAND OUR TRUE, SCIENTIFICALLY-PROVABLE ORIGINS!!!!....NONE OF THIS IS TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS! (NO WONDER WHY PEOPLE WIND UP BORED OUT OF THEIR MINDS ABOUT SCHOOL & EVENTUALLY SO MESSED UP & DRINKERS & SMOKERS & ON DRUGS/JADED/CYNICAL/ANTI-FAMILY/NON-VIRGINS/ETC!!!! BECAUSE *THEY* (THE FOLKS WHO RUN AREA-51 & SIMILAR PLACES & BASES) DON'T *WANT* PEOPLE TO KNOW THEIR TRUE PURPOSE & (POTENTIAL) POWER!!!!...EVEN MORE GOOD REASON(S) FOR MY AMISH LEANINGS & FOR HOME-SCHOOLING/THE GIRL BEING SELF-EDUCATED (& MOSTLY A LONER) & FOR WHY I LOVE TO TEACH HER THESE THINGS MYSELF!!!!....IT'S FAR BETTER THAN BEING CONTROLLED BY THE ILLUMINATI, ROTHCHILDS & ALIEN INTELLIGENCE!!!!!....[OR THIS *COULD* ALL BE A PARODY & JOKE!!!!]......(*SIGH*)....BUT IT SEEMS THAT I CAN GET ALONG FAIRLY WELL WITH CERTAIN HIGH IQ (BUT PROBABLY RURAL/TRADITIONAL/FAMILY-ORIENTED/PRE-FEMINIST/FARMER'S DAUGHTER-TYPE) GIRLS [WHO ARE ALSO EITHER SICILIANS (OR NON-SICILIANS---PERHAPS ESPECIALLY THOSE FROM RURAL US FARMING AREAS OR RURAL MIDDLE-EASTERN OR CENTRAL/WESTERN ASIAN RURAL FARMING AREAS---OR EVEN NORTHERN INDIA/PAKISTAN) JUST FINE, AS LONG AS THEY ARE INNOCENT, TRADITIONAL (PRE-1900'S) & WITH VERY LONG UNCUT & UNSTYLED & UNCOLORED HAIR...IN OTHER WORDS, NATURAL GIRLS (NO BANGS, TATTOOS, FRENCH MANICURES OR PIERCINGS!!!!), AND WHO ALSO HAVE AN AFFINITY FOR BEING OUTDOORS. I ACTUALLY ALSO LOVE LOUD/STRONG & ESPECIALLY HIGH-PITCHED FEMALE VOICES (OR AT LEAST MIDDLE-TO-HIGH-PITCHED)---THINK WOMEN FROM INDIA OR PAKISTAN---LIKE THE BOLLYWOOD SINGERS---(i.e. THE OPPOSITE OF THE "FRENCH"/ITALIAN/RUSSIAN TYPE VOICES)...AND IT'S FAIRLY IMPORTANT FOR THEM TO NEVER HAVE SMOKED (INCLUDING NOW)---THE VOICE SHOULD BE CLEAR & HIGH-PITCHED & SHE SHOULD BE WILLING TO SING WITH ME & AND AT LEAST EITHER THINK THAT SHE CAN SING (I HAVE A STUDIO PROJECT ON HOLD) OR AT LEAST NOT BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT HER OWN SINGING VOICE...A SHY OLD-FASHIONED TRADITIONAL TYPE GIRL (EVEN IF SMART & PROGRESSIVE-MINDED, AT LEAST IN THE INNOCENT HUMOR DEPT---NOTICE THAT I'M NOT LOOKING FOR THE "USUAL" (IN THE N.E. U.S. BOSTON/NY TYPE OF) MAINSTREAM-ADULT-LIBERAL-OVER-EDUCATED-CYNICAL-JADED-STREETWISE/NON-INNOCENT/SWEARING/PROTO-ATHEIST/NON-CREATIONIST-MINDSET/URBAN TYPE OF GIRL. I'M LOOKING INSTEAD FOR A YOUNG-MINDED NON-WORLDLY GIRL WITH VERY LONG HAIR (& DEDICATED TO KEEPING IT LONG & ALL-NATURAL & WHO LOVES HAVING HER HAIR BRUSHED/COMBED/PLAYED WITH), WHO IS HOPEFULLY SMALL-FRAMED & PHYSICALLY FIT (NOT MUSCULAR---JUST HEALTHY & ABLE TO *RUN* ALONG THE BEACH WITH ME) & WITH A TEEN-SELF WHICH NEVER LEFT HER (SUCH AS WEARING SOFTSOLE MINNETONKA MOCCASINS TO CVS WITHOUT SOCKS EVEN WHEN IT JUST SNOWED!) & WHO IS VERY FEMININE, (WITHOUT BEING FEMINIST!) & WITH A GREAT (NON-MAINSTREAM) SENSE OF HUMOR WHO LOVES TO LAUGH & WHO ALSO LOVES TO ASK ME QUESTIONS ALL THE TIME & LIKES TO LEARN ABOUT ME & MY PAST & EVEN ABOUT LIFE ITSELF & WHO IS *NOT* SET IN HER WAYS (IF PAST 18/21/5/30....) & STILL EVOLVING & WILLING TO / WANTING TO GROW & CHANGE....SOMEONE WHO I CAN TEACH....SOMEONE WHO LOVES TO LEARN....SOMEONE WHO LOVES TO ENJOY (THE INNOCENT SIDE OF) LIFE & LOVES NEW EXPERIENCES (LIKE GOING ON AUTUMN-FARM-STAND GOURD-COLLECTING-ROMPS OR PERHAPS A SUPER-MELODIC NEW BAND LIKE EISLEY)...AND YET WHO LIKES OLD THINGS WHICH STAY THE SAME (THINK SICILY & ALL OF THE ANCIENT RUINS & MAYBE JUST SPENDING SOME TIME "HANGING OUT" AT THEM)....(I THINK ALOT OF THIS WOULD HAVE TO DO WITH HER UPBRINGING & TAKES A LIFETIME TO CULTIVATE---i.e. SHE WASN'T BROUGHT UP ON TV, MTV & VIDEO-GAMES!!!---A CLOSENESS WITH & LOVE *FOR* HER FAMILY (& ESPECIALLY COMING FROM AN IN-TACT FAMILY w/BOTH PARENTS THERE, A NON-WORKING MOTHER & ESP. A CLOSE BOND WITH HER FATHER ARE MAJOR HELPS HERE!!!---AGAIN, DOESN'T HAVE TO BE AMISH, BUT AN OLD-FASHIONED/TRADITIONAL & SMART FAMILY, WITH A CHRISTIAN [OR SIMILAR] VALUES-BASE, WHO ARE (IF POSSIBLE) NON-SMOKERS/NON-DRINKERS/NON-SWEARERS & CONSERVATIVE IN THEIR TV/MOVIE VIEWING HABITS & MUSICAL TASTES & WHO BROUGHT HER (& THEIR OTHER CHILDREN UP "THE RIGHT WAY" ARE *SUCH* A MAJOR PLUS!!!!)....THUS....A SMART GIRL, WHO IS (VERY) [NATURALLY] HEALTH-CONSCIOUS, LIKE A GIRL WITH ENOUGH COMMON SENSE TO BE A VEGETARIAN, BUT YET STILL BE AWARE OF GETTING ENOUGH B-VITAMINS (B-12 ESPECIALLY) & SO MAYBE EATING FISH/POULTRY (& MEAT ON OCCASION) & WITH ENOUGH COMMON SENSE & INDIVIDUALITY TO NOT NEED TO "GO OUT WITH FRIENDS" (TO BARS/CLUBS/ETC) & WHO WOULD RATHER EAT AT HOME (HER OWN COOKING!), AND WHO CERTAINLY HAS THE COMMON SENSE TO NEVER SMOKE OR DRINK...AND WITH THE SMARTS TO MAKE A BEE-LINE FOR THE FRESH PRODUCE SECTION IN WHOLE FOODS (OR ANY MARKET) & ALSO THE VITAMIN & SUPPLEMENTS SECTION AT WHOLE FOODS....AND WHO REALLY LOVES GROWING HER OWN FOOD & JUICING!!!!!!! A RAW VEGETARIAN DIET (OR AT LEAST AS A MAJOR PART OF THE DIET), COUPLED WITH ORGANICALLY HOME-GROWN FOOD (& WILD EDIBLES) & A LOVE FOR SALADS & JUICING(!!!!!!!) & GENERAL HEALTHY EATING & LIVING IS A MAJOR PLUS!!!.... SOMEONE WHO'S A BIT OF A LONER (EXCEPT IN BEING WITH ME---ALTHOUGH I'D CERTAINLY RESPECT HER PRIVATE TIME TO WALK ON THE BEACH/PLAY IN THE GARDENS/READ/PLAY INSTRUMENTS OR SING, OR WHATEVER)....SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO STAY AT HOME IN THE EVENINGS & READ NON-FICTION/NATURE-SCIENCE/REFERENCE BOOKS ALOT---MAYBE JUST WORKING ON OUR 'SEED BUSINESS' (IF THAT CAME TO BE), OR JUST LOVING BEING IN THE GREENHOUSE....(THE *COSMIC* SIDE OF LIFE---WITHOUT THE NEED FOR CLUBS/PUBS/BARS OR ANY ALCOHOL, ETC + THE DESIRE TO CONTINUE LEARNING & EVOLVING VIA RESEARCHING THINGS---BOTH INDIVIDUALLY & COLLECTIVELY---VIA TALKING, READING (& MAYBE ESPECIALLY NOW WITH YOUTUBE!!!!)...PLUS LOVING ENCYCLOPEDIAS & FIELD-GUIDES....I AM LOOKING FOR THAT KIND OF AN "INTELLECTUAL-PRONE BUT INNOCENT" & MUTUAL-INTERESTS-BASED SORT OF PARTNER...THAT IS A MAJOR ATTRACTION!...DANICA McKELLAR IS A GREAT REFERENCE-POINT FOR THAT KIND OF SMARTNESS!...AND OF COURSE, I WOULD LOVE JUST LISTENING TO FAVORITE MUSIC OR WATCHING FAVORITE MOVIES TOGETHER...AND COLLECTING THINGS...BOOKS, OLD FILMS THAT WE BOTH LIKE....LOOKING AT THOUSANDS OF HUBBLE-SPACE-TELESCOPE PHOTOS TOGETHER ONLINE & MARVELING TOGETHER AT THE WONDROUS COLORS & THE CREATION OUT THERE...WATCHING THE LATEST DISCOVERIES OF LIFE UP ON MARS....MAYBE STAR-GAZING WITH A GOOD TELESCOPE....NOTICE THE FOCUS ON STAYING-HOME (AT NIGHT) & YET NEVER EVER BEING BORED OR ROUTINE....AND CERTAINLY INDULGING IN THE FINDING & COLLECTION OF LOTS OF PLANTS & SEEDS...THAT IS A NEVER-ENDING HOBBY (& HOPEFULLY FULL-TIME OCCUPATION/OBSESSION!)....AND ALSO SOMEONE WHO IS *VERY* LOVING/EMOTIONAL/GETS MOVED TO TEARS BY CERATIN SONGS & CERTAIN MOVIES (THE EASIER IT IS FOR HER TO CRY, THE BETTER----NO HARDNESS IN HER PERSONALITY)----AND ALSO THAT IS TIED IN (OF COURSE) WITH THE ROMANTIC SIDE OF THINGS, WHICH IS ALSO A NEVER-ENDING INTEREST FOR ME, AND WOULD BE AN AMAZING & PRIVATE UNIVERSE FOR THE TWO OF US....SHE SHOULD BE VERY WARM, CARING, GIVING, KIND-HEARTED & LOVING....WITH A VERY ACTIVE CONSCIENCE....SO...(MORE ON THE "YOUTHFUL SPIRIT SIDE OF THINGS HERE)....A PRETTY, SWEET, YOUNG-MINDED GIRL WHO LOVES TO DRESS UP IN BRIGHT COLORS (CHRISTMAS-TREE/PSYCHEDELIC HIPPIE-POSTER LEVEL/INDIA-CLOTHING LEVEL AT TIMES---THE ASPERGER'S THING COMES INTO PLAY HERE) & DOESN'T MIND BEING FILMED/PHOTOGRAPHED...A VICTORIAN-MINDED GIRL, BUT WITH A NON-SNOBBY/NON-PRIDEFUL REACTIONARY/CONSERVATIVE/LIBERTARIAN PEASANT-MINDSET....ACTUALLY, IT WOULD BE A NICE IF FAMILY IS & WAS IMPORTANT TO HER...SO FAMILY-MINDED...MAYBE WANTING TO GET MARRIED & HAVE A LARGE FAMILY...OR MAYBE JUST BEING THE TWO OF US ALONE & ENJOYING THE EVERYDAY MAGIC OF LOVE & DRIVING AROUND NEW ENGLAND TO COASTAL TOWNS (ROCKPORT/ESSEX/PLUM ISLAND/ETC) & SEEING SMALL SHOPS & MAYBE COLLECTING THINGS)...I CAN'T DECIDE YET...I ACTUALLY GET ALONG REALLY WELL WITH ODD & UNIQUE C. 1910's/1930's (NOT 1920's/1940's) SICILIAN/INDIA/FARMING-COUNTRY-TYPES...MAYBE DEEP-SOUTH OR MID-WESTERN USA TYPES---IF NOT FROM A LESS-PROGRESSIVE/EUROPEAN/MIDDLE-EASTERN/ASIAN COUNTRY....A FARMER'S DAUGHTER TYPE WOULD BE PERFECT IN MY MIND...MAYBE A GIRL WHO WAS BROUGHT UP VERY TRADITIONAL (PRE-HIPPIE-ERA, AS MUCH AS I ENJOY THE COLORS & SOME OF THE MUSIC!)....WITH STRICT OR TRAD. VALUES...A VIRGIN WOULD BE IDEAL...(THAT'S WHY I MENTION SICILY x FARMER'S DAUGHTER MENTALITY)...MAYBE SOMEWHAT EDUCATED TO HIGHLY-EDUCATED....BUT ONLY IF IT DIDN'T MEAN CO-ED DORMS & PROGRESSIVE ATHEISTIC/HUMANISTIC PROGRAMMING & POSSIBLY YEARS OF PARTYING....WHERE THERE ENDS UP BEING NO INNOCENCE LEFT...MAYBE NOT *QUITE* AMISH, BUT SOMEWHAT ALONG THOSE LINES....LIKE A TRADITIONAL HINDU (BUT CONVERTED TO CHRISTIAN) FARM GIRL IN INDIA, WHO IS *NATURALLY* VERY SMART AND/OR SELF-TAUGHT (HOME-SCHOOLED WOULD BE IDEAL)...AND WHO DREAMS OF MARS & LOVES MIDEIVAL (OR AT LEAST PRE 1900'S) FAIRY-TALES FOR FICTION, & NOT INTO SPORTS, BUT MAINLY COLLECTS FIELD GUIDES & NON-FICTION BOOKS, OBSESSING (HOPEFULLY) OVER NON-FICTION & NATURE-BASED TOPICS, INSTEAD OF FICTION! (DEFINITELY NO HIGH-TECH OR VIDEO-GAMES/GAMING/ETC!)...WHO STILL HAS THE LITTLE GIRL/TEEN SIDE OF HER DREAMS & IMAGINATION IN TACT...A YOUNG ROMANTIC, LIKE THE "JULIETTE" CHARACTER!...JUST, BASICALLY SOMEWHAT WHO IS THAT RARE *DOROTHY-IN-THE-WIZARD-OF-OZ* NOT-RUINED-BY-THE-WORLD TYPE...AT LEAST A VIRGIN MENTALLY...WHO WOULD PERHAPS BE OFFENDED BY THE IDEA OF GOING OUT TO CLUBS/PUBS/BARS...WHO WOULD RATHER TAKE LONG WALKS ON THE SEASHORE WITH ME...AND (GIVEN MY ASPERGER'S SYNDROME)...ALTHOUGH A 'PSYCHIATRIST' MIGHT MAKE THINGS INTERESTING, HOW CAN SHE BE BOTH THAT *AND* A FARMER'S DAUGHTER-TYPE??? LASTLY (ON THE 'PERFECT MATE TYPE' TOPIC)....IT WOULD BE NICE IF SHE DOESN'T WORK (SHE DOESN'T *HAVE* TO, WITH MY $$$ + MY PLANT/SEED/MUSIC BUSINESS IDEAS)...SO IF SHE WAS BROUGHT UP TRADITIONAL & LIVING AT HOME W/ HER FAMILY UNTIL MARRIED & NOT GOING OFF TO COLLEGE...KEEPING HER "PRINCESS-NESS" IN TACT (BUT WHY WOULD SHE BE READING A SITE THIS THEN??)...MAYBE JUST LIVING WITH HER FAMILY & BEING HOME-SCHOOLED (EDUCATED IN THE IMPORTANT & USEFUL THINGS!!!!) AND/OR SELF-TAUGHT/ PERHAPS LEARNING THE FAMILY BUSINESS (LIKE MAYBE LEARNING TO WORK THE FAMILY FARM---OR AT VERY LEAST, KINDLING A LOVE FOR SEEDS & VEGETABLE GARDENS & GROWING PLANTS & FLOWERS---& BEING A ROMANTIC & TRYING TO REMAIN PURE, WHILE SHE WAITS FOR HER TRUE LOVE)...SEE, IT WOULD BE NICE TO FIND A GIRL WHO ISN'T CAREER-MINDED, UNLESS SHE WANTS TO WORK *WITH* ME (HER BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND) ON A SEED/FLOWER/GREENHOUSE/PLANT-BASED BUSINESS & MAYBE SOME MUSIC (I HAVE MY OWN STUDIO) ALSO...PLAYING INSTRUMENTS WITH ME/SINGING WOULD BE A MAJOR PLUS...BUT, IF SHE'S FAMILY MINDED, AND LIKES SOMEONE LIKE ME, IT'S EVEN BETTER IF SHE'S NOT PLANNING A CAREER, BUT INSTEAD WOULD BE MORE INCLINED TO LIKE THE (SEMI-) TRADITIONAL HOUSEWIFE (MORE OF A FARM-WIFE) ROLE...BEING ABLE (& WILLING) TO TAKE CARE OF ME, EVEN AS I TAKE CARE OF HER...A MUTUAL LOVE OF A NON-CONVENTIONAL FANTASY-WORLD TYPE LIFE (AS RELATIVE LONERS TOGETHER, BUT WITH MUTUAL FRIENDS) & PERHAPS OFF-THE-GRID SURVIVALISTS OF SORTS...FOR ONE LAST EXAMPLE, A GIRL WHO WAS TRAINED TO COOK (HER OWN BREAD/PASTA/ETC)....JUST SOMEONE WHO LOVES TO COOK (ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THE FRESH & EXOTIC/UNIQUE VEGETABLES & FRUITS FROM OUR GREENHOUSE & FARM/EDIBLE YARD!) WOULD BE PERFECT...VEGETARIAN OR NOT...SOMEONE INTO NATURAL (& EVEN WILD) FOODS & ANTI-GMO & ANTI-NWO-CONTROL-GRID & BASICALLY A GOOD COOK WHO LOVES TO COOK---ESP. VEGETARIAN + FISH...WE'D SAVE LOTS OF MONEY OVER BUYING IT ALL AT TRADER JOE'S/BREAD & CIRCUS/WHOLE FOODS, ALTHOUGH THOSE CAN BE FUN PLACES!!!.....ACTUALLY, LOVE IS ALL THAT MATTERS. I HAVE MONEY (TRUE), SO I THEREFORE DARE TO BABBLE ABOUT ALL OF THIS, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT (EVEN WITH $$$), NO ONE IS GOING TO BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE THIS *QUIRKY*, UNLESS SHE'S EXTREMELY WITTY NATURALLY SMART....& JUST...WELL...GETS IT! (ASPERGER'S SYNDROME + AN IQ OF 145 TO 185---DEPENDING ON WHICH TEST I TAKE---EQUALS ME.) SO....WHERE WAS I? OH YES...I BASICALLY HATE NON-SEED-SAVERS/NON-EDIBLE-LANDSCAPING-ENTHUSIASTS AND/OR MODERN TYPES WHO ARE VERY MA /NY/ LIBERAL/NON-CHRISTIAN/"UP-TO-DATE"/SUPERFICIAL/TRENDY/WITHOUT A TRADITIONAL MORAL CODE OR BELIEF SYSTEM/HIGH-TECH-INDULGING/"CULTURED"/SKYPE-TYPES (AND/OR CELL-PHONE-ON-THE-BEACH GIRLS), & THUS I TEND TO HATE BEER-GUZZLING PLANNING-TO-BE-FAT STUPID TYPES, WHO ENJOY BEER, BARS, STUPID FRIENDS, AND WHO ARE SNOBBY OR ETHNICALLY CLICK-Y. I TRUST AU PAIRS aka GYPSIES (IS THAT HOW YOU SAY IT?) WHO *DON'T* TRY TO STEAL MY WALLET OR MY CHARLES NELSON REILLY AUTOGRAPHS COLLECTION. (IF YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THAT THIS IS A JOKE YET, IT PROBABLY WOODEN'T WORK-OUT BETWIXT US!) I DISLIKE ONLINE DATING SITES AND COMPUTERS (EXCEPT AS BEING AN INCREDIBLE ENCYCLOPEDIA---SO WHEN I'M NOT OUTDOORS IN NATURE, YOUTUBE IS MY 2ND HOME---WELL....THAT & FARMY AREAS WHICH ONLY EXIST ON LOWTIDE SANDBARS & WHICH SEEM TO ONLY GROW *SEAWEED* AS THEIR MAIN CROP, ALTHOUGH I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHO TENDS IT!!!! (BUT I DO APPRECIATE THE FREE FOOD!) A GIRL WHO LOVES THE OUTDOORS (AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE) & WHO LOVES BRIGHT SUNSHINE & BRIGHTLY LIT PLACES & VERY SUNNY DAYS (TEMP. RANGE 60-75 + DRY & BREEZY---ESP. SEA-BREEZES) & WIDE-0OPEN SPACES!!!!....I HATE BEER-BLOATED BEER-GUZZLING PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO GO OUT TO ANY KINDS OF PUBS OR BARS....ESPECIALLY WITH OR WITHOUT THEIR FRIENDS...WHO USUALLY TEND TO BE OVERLY FOREIGN (I CAN SAY THAT----I USED TO *BE* ONE!) AND/OR CLICK'Y....AND WHO THINK THAT ALCOHOLISM IS A GOOD THING. ANYONE WHO SMOKES ALSO---IT WOULDN'T WORK---I'LL GLADLY HELP YOU QUIT...AND MAKE YOU FIT...MAKE YOU WISE & LIKE ME A BIT....BUT SERIOUSLY, SINCE TOBACCO/NICOTINE (YUCK---SORRY) *IS* AS POTENT OF A DRUG AS HEROIN....*PLEASE* DON'T PUT IN YOUR PROFILE THAT YOU DON'T USE DRUGS, BUT THAT YOU *DO* SMOKE. THAT'S INSANE (LIKE ME, BUT IN A BAD WAY)....I CAN HELP YOU STOP...BUT LIKE I SAID, JUST PLEASE DON'T BE A WALKING DUMPLING-EATING CONTRADICTION WHO WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK A GOOD SICILIAN MEAL EVEN IF SHE WERE SURROUNDED BY 45 MARLON BRANDO IMPERSONATORS. I LOVE OLD VOLCANOES IN NEW ENGLAND. AND NEW ENGLAND EARTHQUAKES. AND PURPLE BEACH SAND (FOUND AT PLUM ISLAND), AND MAKING LOWTIDE POOLS & SAND-CASTLES. (I'M NOT INSANE---REMEMBER---THIS IS A JOKE, AND YOU'RE STILL READING IT.) IF YOU ARE A PSYCHIATRIST OR PSYCHIATRIST, WE *MIGHT* GET ALONG FAMOUSLY, EVEN THOUGH I LIKE TO BE THE SICILIAN OLD-FASHIONED (BUT SMART & SCIENTIST-LIKE, ALBEIT SIMPLE & CHILDLIKE, EVEN IF SOMEWHAT CONTRADICTORY) GUY-IN-CHARGE TRADITIONAL FAMILY TYPE, EXCEPT WITH THE OCCASIONAL HIPPIE-LEANINGS & (AT TIMES) THINKING/PRETENDING THAT I'M VARIOUS FILM AND/OR MUSIC PEOPLE. (IT'S MORE LIKE I TEND TO GET OBSESSED ABOUT SOME GIVEN THING WITHIN MY SPECTRUM OF INTERESTS & THEN PROCEED TO INDULGE IN THAT FOR A WHILE---WHICH COULD BE PERFECT FOR A SIMILAR-MINDED GIRL WHO'S LOOKING FOR HER CLONE/COUNTER-PART/MIRROR-IMAGE!)....ACTUALLY, I LOVE REMINISCING MORE THAN ANYTHING. FAMILY. (THE PRE-1974 WORLD)...OLD HOME MOVIES (mm & 16mm) SHOWN ON A PROJECTOR & WITH A MOVIE-SCREEN!)...TRADITIONAL VALUES, MORALS & HUMOR....I CAN GET LOST 1960's COMEDIES, FROM GILLIGAN'S ISLAND TO GREEN ACRES TO LOST IN SPACE TO THE LUCY SHOW TO THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW TO GOMER PYLE....I LOVE A GIRL WHO LOVES OLD-TYPE THINGS WHICH DON'T CHANGE....A GREAT-UNCLE'S OLD SHED w/ OLD TOOLS...OLD PEAR TREES & GRAPE VINES...OLD ROSE-BUSHES (THE SUPER-FRAGRANT TYPE), 1800'S SEED CATALOGS...YOU KNOW, TYPICAL MAINSTREAM STUFF! (I COULD *TRULY* EXPLAIN MYSELF, IF YOU POSSESS A PSYCHOLOGY/PSYCHIATRY MAJOR & CAN SPARE A YEAR!)....AND I HATE BOSTON! (I MEAN, IT'S FINE IF VIEWED FROM A SAFE DISTANCE, LIKE FROM THE TOP OF GREAT NECK/LITTLE NECK IN ESSEX/IPSWICH, OR FROM THE TOP OF PINE HILL [THE OLD VOLCANO NEAR RT. 93 NEAR MALDEN/MELROSE], OR FROM THE TOP OF GREAT BLUE HILL, OR EVEN FROM THE TOP OF MOAT MTN (JUST WEST OF CONWAY, NH---BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE REALLY GOOD EYESIGHT!)] BUT IT'S NOT SAFE IF ONE ACTUALLY GOES THERE WITHOUT A PROPER & INSTANT ESCAPE-PLAN. FOR A DATE (WITH A GIRL, NOT THE DRIED FRUIT), I LOVE A LONG LOWTIDE WALK, (AMIDST FRESHLY STORM-TIDE-SWEPT SEAWEED PILES), OR MAYBE EVEN A GOOD ROCK-SHOP OR SEASHELL SHOP...OR A GOOD LONG-HAIRED-JUDY-GARLAND FILM (THAT'S LIMITED TO LIKE 4 FILMS), OR A EVEN A GOOD CONSPIRACY THEORY TALK OR WATCHING OLD YOUTUBE VIDEOS (OR NON-FICTION CUTTING-EDGE ASTRONOMY DOCUMENTARIES FROM THE 'FRINGE' ABOUT LIFE ON MARS & SIMILAR UFO/AREA-51 TYPES OF THINGS)....OR HOLDING HANDS & WALKING TOGETHER ON A COLD BUT ROMANTIC AUTUMN NIGHT WHEN THE SKY IS ALIVE WITH BRIGHT SHINING STARS, SHOOTING STARS, UFO'S & MAYBE EVEN A GLIMPSE OF THE NORTHERN LIGHTS (AURORA)....OR GOING STRAWBERRY-PICKING!---A GREAT 1ST DATE THING TO DO!!! AND, ODDLY, I *DO* ENJOY SHOPPING!!!! PLUS I TEND TO LIKE A *VERY* LONG-HAIRED ALL-NATURAL-HAIR GIRL, WHO LIKES THE SCENT OF APPLE PECTIN SHAMPOO (ON HERSELF)....AND WILD MUSK PERFUME (MADE BY COTY, SOLD AT CVS), COCONUT (TANNING) OIL, & COCOA BUTTER....& I ALSO LOVE LOVE LOVE EXOTIC FRUIT, ALTHOUGH I AM NOT ONE (HOPEFULLY) & SO****PLEASE ONLY READ THIS IF YOU HAVE A *VERY INTACT* 1910's/1930's/1960's (AND/OR KINDERGARTEN-LEVEL aka INNOCENT) SENSE OF HUMOR**** YOU SEA----SINCE THEY DEMOLISHED THE DANVERS STATE GOURD FARM [A EUPHEMISM], WHICH WAS BUILT UPON (AND/OR ATOP) THE VERY SITE OF WHAT USED TO BE THE GREGORY SEED COMPANY SQUASH TRIAL BREEDING GROUNDS AND/OR SEED-FARM, (WHICH IS THE CLOSEST I CAN GET TO LIVING *IN* THE DANVERS STATE ****** ********, WHICH IS NOW A HILL COVERED BY ANNOYING CONDOMAXIUMS!!!!)....I AM NOW A SLIGHTLY DEPRESSED CIRCA-1910 BALLOON-TYPE, WHO THINKS HE IS A LARGE ORANGE BALLOON & WHO HOVERS OVER ROBIN HILL ROAD, BECAUSE I THINK THAT I'M ROBIN HOOD (TO MAKE A SHORT STORY OPPRESSIVELY LONG), AT TIMES. I ALSO SPEND LOTS OF TIME IN THE LIBERTY TREE MALL & NORTH SHORE SHOPPING CENTER, (WHERE I SPEND MY TIME LOOKING FOR ORANGE JULIUS STANDS WHICH ACCEPT RED-SEAL $2 BILLS & A PSYCHOTHERAPIST WHO WANTS TO WRITE A FASCINATING BOOK!) & ALSO AT THE HUGE BORDER'S BOOSTORE ON RT 114, SLIGHTLY SOUTH OF THE NORTH SHORE MALL. AND THE (FORMER) DEERSKIN TRADING POST. I LOVE IT THERE. AND TRADER JOE'S. AND GUITAR CENTER (WHEN IT'S QUIET & I DON'T THINK I'LL BE RECOGNIZED FOR MY PREVIOUS FAME!)---SOMETIMES, I AM *CONVINCED* THAT I MET JUDY GARLAND BY THE AMUSEMENTS (aka RIDES) OUTSIDE OF THE NORTH SHORE SHOPPING CENTER, WHEN IT IS/WAS STILL AN OUTDOOR MALL...EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I (SOMETIMES) THINK THAT IT'S STILL 1968-1972....(LONG EXPLANATION AVAILABLE, BUT THE REPORT COSTS $100.) I HAVE MARK SYNDROME, AN ODD GIFT, WHICH IS SIMILAR TO ASPERGER'S SYNDROME, EXCEPT THAT IT MAKES ME FAR WEIRDER, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT, IF YOU'RE LIKE ME. FOR MY PERSONALITY TYPE, THERE IS NO PERFECT ANSWER, SINCE I HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES, (SEE SYBIL) BUT REFERENCE SYD BARRETT, ANDY KAUFMAN, ANDY KAUFMANN, BUDDY RICH, DON RICKLES, GILLIGAN (TV CHARACTER), EB ON GREEN ACRES, MR. KIMBALL ON GREEN ACRES, GOMER PYLE, (EARLY) JUDY GARLAND, KAREN CARPENTER, CHARLIE CHAPLAIN, EINSTEIN, NIKOLA TESLA, MOST MILITANT EDIBLE LANDSCAPING & SEED SAVING TYPES, MOST OF THE *CHARACTERS* ON THE CASTS OF GREEN ACRES & LOST IN SPACE.....So basically.....Please only read this if you are looking for someone who is extremely unique, John Lennon/Syd Barrett-level creative, and WHO [in tandem with a high IQ] IS YOUNGER THAN HE IS! I hate to tell ages...I SAY THAT I AM 30 (I'll say 20-25 EMOTIONAL just to cover myself, due to Asperger's, but please understand...20-25 is my emotional age.)... I AM MORE LIKE 20-25 PHYSICALLY & MENTALLY, & (most importantly) EMOTIONALLY, INNOCENCE-WISE, MATURITY-WISE & RELATING-WISE. Some would disagree & say I even act 18-25!...But then I begin to feel rather 'different' (immature) in a not-so-good way. [If you like psychology, I can be your experiment. LOL] What does all of this mean? I was born with Asperger's Syndrome. It's NOT any kind of disease or illness. It doesn't mean that I have emotional or mental problems. It's just that my genetics (great ones) gave me a certain type of brain/persona which gives me a VERY high IQ, but coupled with a more slowly-progressing physical & emotional maturity. (THE PHYSICAL PART IS GREAT!!! I AM VERY FIT, RATHER THIN, SUPER-HEALTHY & SUPER-VIGOROUS, WITH RIDICULOUS ENERGY & STAMINA IN ALL WAYS. THICK HAIR, YOUTHFUL FACE, ETC. Amen! LOL) AND THE CREATIVITY PART IS OFF-THE-CHARTS. I ALSO "THINK VERY YOUNG"....(MANY FAMOUS ACTORS & MUSICIANS HAVE IT.) The glitch is that I have hardly anything in common with most 28-30+ year olds. I am far more compatible with someone physically, mentally & emotionally in the 20-25 zone MENTALLY. If she is 30 and thinks like 20-25, this is wonderful. I HAD TO INCLUDE THIS DISCLAIMER just because---If you read my profile (Got a year? It's a GREAT example of what I mean by OFF-THE-CHARTS ENERGY!) You will soon see what I mean & realize that I think & act far more like an (educated & mature) late teen/college aged/mid-to-late 20's (at the very oldest) person. And so, there wouldn't be very much in common if you're CONVENTIONAL/AVERAGE/NORMAL & past 25-30. With some people, they're already damaged & jaded enough by 25 to find me ALOT "YOUNGER" than they are. It doesn't mean immature. It just means sort of "stuck in the 18-25 zone"....All ages are welcome to contact me, if I seem interesting to you. But I had to be fully honest about this FIRST, before any misunderstandings occur, because one recently did, and so I am adding this disclaimer to be most clear. LASTLY [for the disclaimer part]....IT'S NOTHING FOR WHICH I AM ASHAMED. IT'S ACTUALLY A *GREAT* PLUS AND BLESSING FOR ME. I have endless energy, hope, creativity, dreams & a good life...Tons of interests & tons of plans, hopes, dreams & ambitions. Most people can tend to be rather set in their ways by ages 24-30....And I'm still wide-open with ideas & things I'm working on. PLUS...My family is blessed with genetic longevity. (Average grandparents & great-grandparents ages = 94-104, going *several* generations back!) FINALLY----THE GLITCH----IF PEOPLE MY OWN AGE (or often even a few years younger) CONTACT ME [even though I'm really new at this online dating idea], I can tell from their messages, IM's & e-mails (and one personal experience) that MY ENERGY LEVEL OFTEN (ALMOST ALWAYS) *WAY* EXCEEDS THEIRS, AND THEY LITERALLY CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ME. (Not every 30-year-old can stay up for 48 hours & still be buzzing just on a natural energy high!) So, as I said, MY STAMINA IS INCREDIBLE & ENDLESS. But that doesn't necessarily make me the perfect mate, nor make us compatible, even if you're 25-35. EVERYONE'S DIFFERENT. But this is just a warning. (Because I've met so many people who are already burned out & 'adult' (I mean that as in 'set in their ways/having lost that special magic & their teenage dreams, energy, hopes & passions) by the time they're 25!!!! Like....For me....I might like to go run 4 miles on a lowtide seashore....I might like to serenade you with music for 4 hours & I won't get tired or burn out....Even after working my in-progress gardening/edible landscaping/seed growing (& selling) business-idea-in-the works. (As you'll see, I'm a multi-musician/singer/songwriter/etc)....And I've yet to meet ANYONE my "age" (or in my age-range) who can keep up with me. The cliche lines are "OMG! Did you drink 10 gallons of coffee (or SOMETHING) today?" OR "This is insane---Where do get all this energy from?" OR (my fav) "What ARE you? 16????) So...I call myself "30", but it's really more like "25 with the energy of a 14 year old!....So----I had to throw this warning in here....I ACT, THINK & FEEL LIKE SOMEONE IN THE 18-25 RANGE. BUT I THINK I look 25-30+ or so. (I'm going to get a new digital camera & get a current photo up here soon, since looks apparently DO matter somewhat, if not alot!---All this photo shows is my thin-ness, energy (LOL) & love for the color purple & the outdoors!) But...You're all invited to contact me (even as a science/psychology experiment/just to talk/just to be friends) &/or just to try it out. I'm not really looking for a relationship right now. Just (at least for now) for new & interesting & NICE people to connect with & meet....New friends....Anyone who MIGHT POSSIBLY be able to relate to someone like me.....POSSIBLY someone who *is* like me (doubtful to me at this point)...But at least someone who is somewhere IN THE VICINITY OF MY WAVELENGTH, and might possibly relate/understand/enjoy! It could actually be quite fun for the right person. Any age is welcome IF compatible & equally
(or at least *somewhat* equally) "YOUNG" & *YOUNG-MINDED*!!!! thanks for your time & for listening! : ) : ) : ) : )
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OK SO....Here goes my poetic, crazy, Asperger's-laden spiel, masquerading as a normal (HA! IT'S 16 PAGES LONG!) Online Dating Site Profile! ENJOY! (& Hopefully at least have a few laughs along the way & come out smiling at the end!!!!!!!!!!!)
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We're all searching for that perfect person. At least in our dreams we are. Many of us may be willing to settle. Many have us may no longer believe in *finding that perfect person*...Many have lost their belief in dreams coming true...in love still being magical...in finding one's perfect counterpart...I have not lost those ideals, dreams & wishes! No, I am NOT mainstream! And, yes----THAT IS A VERY GOOD THING. You do not want boring. (Neither do I!) You do not want average. You do not want predictable. And (even if you try to tell yourself that you don't), YOU WANT AT LEAST *A BIT* OF THE STRANGE ["ON-THE-EDGE"/EXCITEMENT] FACTOR....And yes...You DO get a bit of that with the person who calls himself *me*...Have you ever tried an M.P.D. person B4? Not saying I AM ONE...But...I am told that I was born with full-blown (or at least partially-blown) ASPERGER'S SYNDROME---Look it up on Wikipedia if you're not familiar---But that means (among other things) that I do & always will think, act & FEEL somewhat like a kid....Like I'm 25 forever. Maybe 16-18 forever. No, I'm not THAT immature. LOL But I AM that creative & young-minded, youthful & full of childlike hope & wonder for life. So, with me, 46 is TRULY just a number. (I am thin, toned, physically fit, healthy & kind of attractive---in a 60's rock-star sort of way---If that makes any sense.) The "oldest" I can even pretend to "be" is 30. But I'd say (for a clearer picture of ME)...Think of maybe Andy Kaufman or the character Dick van Dyke plays in Marty Poppins...Or the Willy Wonka character...Or early Mickey Rooney...or (a far more brave) Dr. Smith on Lost in Space the TV SHOW...or a real-life Spongebob [Sorry...I can't even say Patrick kiddingly---I'm not quite a Patrick Star!]---Although I DO still love to watch cartoons!)...Or picture a (real-life) Bugs Bunny...Or smarter real-life nature-science obsessed musical Popeye]] (without the pipe, voice or fighting, or Dorothy Gale (if she were male) from the Wizard of Oz!!!...or the mindset/mentality of the Scarecrow/TinMan/Cowardly Lion (crossed with a good version of Michael Corleone (except with no violence)---But I am Sicilian (LOL)---or how about a real-life Three Stooges]] (except without the dumbness & cartoon-violence/bonking eachother/etc---Not sure if that one even makes sense in my mind!...Definitely (a much smarter version) of the the Gilligan character on Gilligan's Island (crossed perhaps with a bit of the Skipper & a lot of the Professor!)...or perhaps Hank Kimball on Green Acres...Actually MANY of the characters on Green Acres apply, not so much for their psuedo-cynicism, but for Hooterville's whole old-fashioned rural & moral (cut-off from the rest of the world) but zany & crazy humor & mindset & mentality...So maybe the best example would be just imagine a smarter but just as colorful real-life Gilligan/Professor hybrid, crossed with Hank Kimball (& some Mr. Drucker/Mr. Hainey/etc.) crossed with the mindset of the 1800's through the 1930's (especially Sicilian peasant (or even Sicilian royalty)-oriented---Definitely not Massachusetts-snobby or rich-superior!) crossed with lots of Monty Python's Flying Circus, some early Mickey Rooney, Charlie Chaplin & Harold Lloyd, toss in a bit of Don Rickles, Buddy Rich, Johnny Carson, Robert Petrie (Dick Van Dyke Show character), liberal amounts of Peter Pan, LOTS of 1930's movie / film pirates (think Errol Flynn & Basil Rathbone, cross that with lots of Errol Flynn's Robin Hood, TONS of the Gene Kelly Seraphin from Madrid character from the Judy Garland movie The Pirate, and mix all of that with LOTS of ANDY KAUFMAN or ANDY KAUFMANN, however it's spelled...Toss in some of the innocent side of the Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts humor, the innocent side of Laugh-In & the Smothers Brothers shows, (now my profile has morphed into some bizarre alien recipe!!!!), stir in some (non-drug) hippie / hippie-ism, (think perhaps a male version of a young Sally Field), mix it with some shortwave Ham Radio Steve Quayle & Alex Jones (minus the gruffness) style right-wing conspiracy theory & some good old-fashioned Southern Christian preaching & (great) grandparents values [Tom Lester, who PLAYED Eb on "Green Acres" has been a Christian preacher forever!], sprinkle in a good dose of rural farm-life, organic food growing, vegetarianism, conservative values, except a crazy Gilligan's Island / Wizard of Oz / Willy Wonka version (Victorian or 1900 - 1930's style---I think I REALLY have much more in common with my grandparents & great-grandparents & the 1800's Sicilian and/or English Victorian (think the film The Time Machine lifestyle than hippie mindsets / hippies / post-hippie mindsets / post-hippies & modern-days kids & adults) values....Where was I? Oh yes---I enjoy Victorian-era English, many Victorian things including furniture & poetry....Who knows? Maybe I'm so old-fashioned that I either need a female clone, or a girl from a (slightly) less modern (or modernized) area / country such as Sicily, Poland, India, Northern India or Pakistan...I mean, again, think Green Acres & Gilligan's Island!---Paradoxically [apart from this computer], I'm very NOT into high-tech or video games or gaming or high-tech anything, or any of the modern trends....I prefer the magic of a light bulb (Thank you, Nikola Tesla! & the reality of Green Acres, Gilligan's Island & (I almost forgot my favorite! Lost in Space the TV show!!!! + 60's game shows, Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass, Frank Sinatra, PRE-1950's Judy Garland (when she had the waist-length hair for 2 or 3 years!)...I love the zanyness & kookyness of the B52s aka B-52s B52's B-52's, [Where was I? I THINK I HAVE ADD / ADHD too---Goes along perfectly with being childlike, huh? (I said childlike, not childish!)....Ummmm....I love old 1960's & 1970's TV shows, commercials & game shows (memories from my childhood), and 1900 - 1970's cartoons, TV shows & movies, except I'm very selective....I love reminiscing about the "good-old-days" even though I wasn't even there....[Just stick me in a Three Stooges film, a 1930's pirate movie, The Wizard of Oz, Gilligan's Island, Green Acres or even Get Smart!]....But yes----I do love "the old times & reminiscing!---Almost as much as fresh blueberry pancakes...I need an old-fashioned / non-urban / farmy or old-country traditonal girl who will love to cook for me!....(Interestingly---or maybe boringly---I find lots of that on YouTube commentary comments----And surprisingly, much of it is from today's teens & 20's!)....I used to I love BEING MYSELF & collecting things & especially seed-saving aka seed saving (I really AM good at gardening & having a plant / seed business!), toss in a somewhat Martian persona (which goes hand-in-hand with a great astronomy obsession & Mars obsession), add in a good dose of the 1960 - 1974 mindset, and then finally, once again, mix in some Jethro Bodine Beverly Hillbillies & Eb Dawson aka Eb from Green Acres....Maybe even some Gomer Pyle & Uncle Arthur from Bewitched....Toss in some B-52's!....Then mix in a ton of Syd Barrett & his music (minus the drugs!)--- OMG! I almost forgot my musical hero! Syd Barrett! (Syd, Donovan & The Beatles)...And then mix in liberal amounts of a smarter version of Hank Kimball (Green acres) & LOTS OF GILLIGAN...Except a very smart one(!) (My IQ, depending on which test I take, is between 145 & 185]...And there you have it---A fairly clear picture of me! (Is that in ANY way clear?????????) And yes, I Do have a good sense of humor about it. Would I make a great provider, father, or millionaire? Who knows? Just because I'm part old-fashioned KID (not KED---that's a sneaker) forever doesn't mean that I'm not smart or capable. I'm just the only human (I've been told) who is like me. I mean, we're all individuals, right? (Pardon the ego-stroking), but MY individuality would send ALL the meters swinging high into the red, I think! (Going along perfectly with the fact that I'm extremely bright color & colors obsessed.) I do know that I love kids & taking care of kids & reading them (often made-up-on-the-spot) stories, so I'd probably make an incredibly cool (if somewhat Gilligan-like) father!....My Asperger's Syndrome (such a silly term but oh well) keeps my mind in reminiscing mood ALOT...And gives me a few obsessions, such as the girl I'm looking for having a young & innocent persona, long hair (preferably thick) & maybe even an obsession with growing her hair long & making it thicker & playing with it, etc. & Hopefully never dying it [unless it has begun to wax grey----sounds strange to a child-mind]----and she wants to hide it & she should never (or hardly ever) cut it, except for trims to keep it healthy, soft & shiny. (India / Pakistan hair is great, except I also like hair to be SOFT!)....Not to mention an obsession with a girl having a fairly high speaking voice (medium-high)...Even better if she can sing or play an instrument & shares any of these same old-fashioned values...I guess I'm militantly anti-city & cities (except at times I'll oddly enjoy them, as long as I can get out alive)....Other obsessions include a girl with a small (or smallish) body...I didn't say not curvy but I'm only 5'8" (some days it feels more like 5'6", but then I put my biker boots back on)....She should have pretty feet & enjoy going barefoot (while keeping her feet soft---how does that one work?)....She should love wearing ballet flats & soft, buttery squishy flats of all kinds (it's nice), as well as clogs & Minnetonka beaded moccasins, KEDS (the only sneakers style I can stand) & similar...Boots are nice too (flat-heeled/bright colors/velvet/suede/etc)...Just never anything high-heeled!....And she should love Christmas & enjoy dressing up like a Christmas tree....I LOVE a girl wearing BRIGHT COLORS...(That MAY be my greatest obsession!)....Anything from Mod to all things vintage & hippie / hippy / 1960's / early 1970's...to blending a bright-colored turtle-neck with clashingly bright colored corduroys & rainbow striped knee-socks...to full-blown India & Pakistan clothing!!!! The colorful clothing of those countries would meet my need for bright colors perfectly.....So would the way The Mamas & the Papas aka Mamas & Papas]] used to dress. I loved early Eisley, for example, but those converse sneakers on girls would prevent me from dating them! (they no longer do that!) Plus, of course, I am militantly anti-feminist & anti-feminism, although watching Andy Kaufman, Don Rickles, Johnny Carson, Frank Sinatra & Buddy Rich is fine. Sammy Davis, Jr. too. (LOL) Except for the smoking! (Yuck!!!!!!!!!) I cannot fathom it, nor.....fathom it. So yes----I am militantly anti-smoking / anti-clubs & bars / anti-piercings & anti-tatoos!!!! I can't even stand people who have friends or family who smoke....It's not that I won't go out with the girl...I just might not hang around with her friends of family much or ever. (Coughing from that is both disgusting & unnatural.) I also hate swearing & violence. And horror. And crime thrillers. And high-tech. And most forms of music which aren't pretty or colorful. (I hate & cannot be around eveything from rap to heavy metal, although I can appreciate & enjoy & obsess over certain Ritchie Blackmore or Jimmy Page guitar solo's on YouTube.) Actually, YouTube has become a MAJOR obsession, paradoxically, considering all that I've said about loving the outdoors! but----YouTube IS MY OWN PERSONAL TIME MACHINE into the past....To still view it & see it....Just as I love my family's old 8mm & 16mm home movies! But I reallllly DO hate violence. And yet---I DO enjoy "The Godfather-----Figure that one out. Now, we might be back in the multiple personalities / Sybil / Andy Kaufman / Syd Barrett / Monty Python zone! I hope I covered everything. Oh yeah---I'm also trying to teach myself Sicilian, would love to indulge with my partner in edible landscaping, and have a colorful cottage by the sea.....Except maybe a giant cottage....for all of my collections....But I'd prefer the cozyness of a small cottage....Maybe a castle like Sir Robin of Loxley (aka Robin Hood)!!!!....OK.....And I also enjoy watching test-patterns (the colored striped bars kind/type)....Except that I can't find them anymore. (I love old analog "CRT" type TV sets----Not flat-screens....And I LOVE ANALOG everything....I hate digital. I can relate to cell-phones (& the the convenience), but I really hate high-tech. (Like---and now I'm in the Syd Barrett zone---As much as I loved Star Wars, I also hated it....Like.....Evil can be very intriguing....But it's not a good thing, so I'd rather grow roses & skip through poppy fields with you!!!!).....And obviously, I love vintage & big vintage ornaments covered Christmas trees & have a great sense of family (I miss when mine used to be huge, but they made the mistake of putting like 45 years between each generation, so....yeah.)....And I wouldn't MIND living also in a house build as an exact replica of the Jupiter-2...As least for a bit....Then back to the farm / cottage-by-the-sea / Victorian mansion / castle!....And lots of Beatles & Syd Barrett music! Or maybe early 70's Lost 45's (AM pop) style music...Or those mushy but gorgeous "How Deep Is Your Love"(Bee Gees) & "Falling"(LeBlanc & Carr) type 1970-1978 PRETTY AM RADIO LOVE SONGS (The Carpenters would be my favorite in THAT dept!)...Or Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass & all those other singers & big bands (Frank Sinatra, beautiful music & love songs, etc) that my dad & grand-father loved so much. To me, finding old seeds in my great-uncle's shed & then seeing if they would still grow (THEY DID!!!!) was beyond exciting!....Ummmmm....And I'm REALLY trying to learn the SICILIAN language properly. (Some great examples of it can be found in the sequential uncut versions of The Godfather, parts 1 & 2!....And I'm still thinking about holding your hand, looking into your wonderful (big blue?) eyes...I love big eyes & round(ish) faces...And running hand-in-hand along the lowtide seashore with you & pretending that it's still 1968! (I miss Woolworth's, Grant's, and all the other old-time chain department stores! Even the SCENT of them!!!!)....And finally (as if!)....I LOVE 1800's poetry book & 1800's "early science" books & I love & believe in my own version of Christianity, creationism, scientific creationism, creation, The Bible (including & MOSTLY all the LOST BOOKS & the ones they REMOVED!---It's beyond-fascinating)....And so, yes, I'm a Christian (albeit a TRIFLE unorthodox) & I'm into Creation Science (aka Intelligent Design)....And also a MAJOR obsessor about Cucurbits (the Gourd Family & gourds) & ASTRONOMY (Lost in Space style)....the possibility (& tons of YouTube videos about) LIFE ON MARS, life in the Universe (think "Contact") the other planets, GOING to other planets, the day-to-day reality ON MARS (!!!!!!!), extra-solar planets, the pre-Adamic Creation, Rahab, Aster, the planets, the planet that exploded between Mars & Jupiter, the moons of our solar system, HUBBLE SPACE PHOTOS, the wonderfully colorful universe & all that's out there(!!!!!!!!!!!!), other galaxies, UFO's, aliens, secret bases & projects, etc....OK......So....With me, you most definitely get interesting. Never boring! But that's OK! Because if you've read my profile THIS far, you not only understand Asperger's Syndrome (somewhat), but you probably also love kids (& wouldn't mind HELPING an adult version of one with 'real life' at times!) But if you like this profile, you're probably just as crazy as me!!!! But that's OK too! I mean that in a GOOD way! Because if you're that
intrigued with me, my mind & all that I've ATTEMPTED to explain...
You do not WANT mainstream! Especially of you think (alot) and believe that life itself MAY *be* only ONCE...Then there is EXCELLENT reason to want to share your life with someone like me...Especially if you are one of THE *ones*...!!!! Of course, you TOO must be one of the *ones*...And you cannot be boring or average either...Girl-Next-Door is FINE...As long as I'm living next door to Linda Ronstadt or Fiona Apple or 1966 Michelle Phillips or 1968 Dawn Wells!...[And I don't just mean that in a LOOKS way---Although a fit & well-cared-for/toned body IS important to me....You should also be kind, warm, caring, passionate, compassionate, loving, a bit family-oriented/old-fashioned (if possible), one who loves laughing, is bubbly & full of energy & fun....& Most of all (yes, I'm repeating myself here)...KIND, WARM, CARING & LOVING....WITH A GOOD HEART.
(A healthy dose of purity doesn't hurt either, coupled with a POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE & A STRONG SENSE OF HOPE, TRUST, WONDER & EXCITEMENT for what the future just possibly might hold & have in store for you. You haven't lost that sense of childhood magic & your childlike sense of innocence, learning & wonder....Beautiful glowing magenta sunsets still cause you to pause & stare....And a sparkling sea....a sparkling moonlit & star-filled sky.....and the "alive-ness" of storm-tide waves in the ocean still does it for you. (You still love to stop & look at the roses.......gardens.......nature........the sky.......the magic & wonder!) You still SEE & FEEL it all....& SO THEREFORE.....MOST OF ALL.....YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN UP ON OR LOST YOUR DREAMS!!!! You're NOT cynical....And you still love LOVE songs! If you're the one....(or one of the *very* few).....You get the idea! You understand. THIS is the person for whom I am writing all of this.
Have you ever experienced perfect love? Or perfect happiness? Or a perfect lover? Is there such a thing? Try me. (And NO, I don't offer myself THAT freely!) If you want ordinary/mainstream/boring...PLEASE GO AWAY! Thank you. Now...WHO ARE YOU? Are YOU one of the FEW? Have you been looking for that perfectly colorful counterpart but coming up empty in the Cosmic Genius Dept? Well...If you still believe that some dreams come true...If you still believe in a dream come true...or a dream coming true...or dreams coming true...[I HAVE TO GET INTO ALL THE SEARCH-ENGINES HERE!]....Pardon the wishful fanciful dream sequence surrealism here but...
In a girl, I LOVE laughter, laughing, a great sense of humor, a great sense of the absurd, a love of clever absurdist humor (be it Monty Python, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Andy Kaufman, Trigger-Happy TV, Candid Camera, The Amanda Show, SOAP, No Soap Radio, Police Squad, the B-52's, They Might Be Giants, old Saturday Night Live, National Lampoon's Vacation movies, Looney Tunes, Popeye, Paul Lynde, Charles Nelson Reilly, Green Acres, Gilligan's Island, The Beverly Hillbillies, Bewitched, Airplane movies, the Twilight Zone, Lost in Space, Laugh-In, Spongebob, The Beatles, Charlie Chaplin, or The Marx Brothers), sharing one's inner thoughts & wishes & hopes & dreams & goals & inner feelings, absurdity, surrealism, warmth, loving kindness, lovingness, understanding, insight, reflection, reflectiveness, perceptiveness, depth, fanciful thinking, youthful thinking, young-mindedness, believing in dreams, belief in God, having fun, knowing how to have fun, being different, being unique, being surreal, being creative, being a dreamer, being HIGH ON LIFE...I'm a good listener....Actually, I'm a GREAT LISTENER...And I LOVE helping out with a girl's problems. I truly do! Psychology is a major interest of mine...But I really *do* care...I'm a caring individual. (How odd, huh?) I can be kind & gentle & all of those good things....And yet I can still be a fun WILD CARD, with the unexpected DANGER ELEMENT that some girls seem to like or want. (I've been told that I have quite an EDGE....That "rock-star charisma thing"....I take that as a compliment!) What can I say except that 'I AM one of the FEW!'?!?!?! [Yes---That's a GOOD thing!] You would be very lucky to be able to know me & share my time...IF you are one of the few---or (even better) if you are THE ONE! (Jessica? Shannon? Robyn? Cynthia? Jennifer? Is that YOU???)...Yes, I realize---An online singles site may not even be the best option for me (no asylum-jokes, plz!) but it seems to make sense right now. If you know anything in-depth about the lives of such creative people as Syd Barrett (Pink Floyd's original founder), Roger Waters, Rick Wright, John Lennon, George Harrison, Brian Wilson, Ray Davies, Jack Casady, John Paul Jones, Paul Kantner, Jorma Kaukonen, Roky Erikson, Alexander 'Skip' Spence, Daniel Johnston, Brian Jones, Donovan Leitch, Sky Saxon, Ivan Browne, Lee Freeman or Jimmy Page...then you MAY have some insight into some of what my life might be all about, but not necessarily. A humble creative Asperger's mad scientist Gomez Adams-inclined self-styled free-thinking Hooterville resident (think Hank Kimball x Gilligan except SMART!) possibly $$$RICH$$$ but eccentric creative songwriting musical genius [who AT TIMES loves Pirate Songs] & with all of the predictability of Andy Kaufman in the role of gourd-farmer & perhaps THE most out-there/absurd sense of humor since Monty Python's Flying Circus MAY not be too tangible to 'ordinary folk'....But then---HOW ORDINARY ARE *YOU*???? Are YOU one of the masses? Or...one of the crazy (actually sane) PRECIOUS FEW? Are you one of the truly rare sparkling garnets of the Earth? (Or, even better, of MARS!) Are you crazy enough to be sane??? [Smokers are insane---in a bad way---for example (no offense), but (perhaps???) ppl like Sandra Good & Lynette Fromme on the other hand aren't necessarily crazy!] Asperger's Syndrome is like a Gift From the Gods! [A Gift From God!] (QQV) As are Music, Mushrooms, Sunshine, Sunrise, Sunsets, Stars, Stargazing, Gardens, Gardening, Vegetables, Growing Things, Flowers, Farming, Farms, Gourds, Seeds, Going Green, Living Green, and BEING GREEN]....(NO, IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN!!!!!!!) Monty Python's Flying Circus is a good, wholesome, fun, bizarre, cosmic, perfect WEIRD THING!
(How's that for randomness?) Yes, I LOVE RANDOMNESS & SPONTANEOUSNESS---As long as they are both very planned & controlled...[Not that I'm THAT into CONTROL!]
And so...Do you like GAC FRUIT? [LOOK UP THE IMAGES OF IT ON GOOGLE! ITS LOOK GOES HAND-IN-HAND WITH MY PERSONA!] WHAT ABOUT TIDAL POOLS? SEAWEED PILES? VIOLENT WEATHER? LOW TIDE WALKS? SUPER-LOW TIDES? STORM SURGES? GARDENING? GOURDS GROWING ON VINES? CASTLES? STAINED-GLASS WINDOWS? HARPSICHORD MUSIC? SITAR MUSIC? LATA MANGESHKAR? THE BEATLES? THE KINKS? THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY? EISLEY? LONG SEASHORE WALKS? BRIGHT SUNSHINE & THE OUTDOORS? GREEN ACRES? MARS? THE 1960'S? HIKING UP EXTINCT VOLCANIC NECKS? GROWING YOUR HAIR DOWN TO YOUR FEET? (WELL AT LEAST PAST YOUR WAIST!) WEARING VIVIDLY-COLORED/RAINBOW-STRIPED KNEE-SOCKS? WEARING YOUR SOFT LOW-CUT MOCCASINS DISCRETELY BACKLESS LIKE BABOUCHES???) THE DRUMMING OF BUDDY RICH? EARLY (DOROTHY-ERA) JUDY GARLAND? ETHEL MERMAN? TINY TIM? GOLDIE HAWN MOVIES? JOHNNY CARSON? LAUGH-IN? DEAN MARTIN ROASTS? RAINBOWS? KALEIDOSCOPES? DO YOU LIKE WEARING YOUR HAIR IN TWO LONG SIDE-PONYTAILS? WHAT ABOUT WEARING RAINBOW TOE-SOCKS]? DO YOU HAVE A CLOG FETISH? MOCCASIN FETISH? BALLET FLATS FETISH? SHOE FETISH? LARGE SHOE COLLECTION? ENJOY COLLECTING SHOES? COLLECTING VINTAGE CLOTHING? LOVE GOING BAREFOOT? NATURE SCIENCE? ALUMINUM CHRISTMAS TREES? CHRISTMAS LIGHTS? VINTAGE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS? SHABBY CHIC? SHOPPING AT VINTAGE DEPT. STORES? FASCISM? SEACOAST TOWNS? GOING COASTAL FOR THE DAY? TV-LAND? WATCHING LOTS OF RETRO TV & 60'S TV SHOWS AND 60'S COMEDY SHOWS? UFO'S? WIND CHIMES? CONSPIRACY THEORIES? WEARING SHORT-SHORTS]]? WEARING SHORT [CUT-OFFS? WEARING DAISY DUKES? WEARING 60'S/EARLY 70'S-STYLE-STYLE BIKINIS? (Like what Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge would have worn!) OK so---Now that I've made a creatively insane 1st impression...I'm probably extremely difficult to describe in words....[BTW---The photo makes my hair look REALLY SHORT---which it isn't/wasn't---It's actually pulled back in a probably-way-too-tight ponytail...It was also wet from going in the water so...yeah]...But I would have to say...A very unique individual (kind of like a John Lennon or Syd Barrett type persona, except not famous & perhaps more colorful), who loves nature-science, gardening, farming, seed-saving, plant-breeding, plant-collecting, greenhouses & all that...Not to mention edible landscaping...As well as various science-based obsessions such as geology, volcanoes, astronomy, Mars, time-travel, rock collecting, seashell collecting, (non-fiction) book collecting...Victorian poetry...Sicily... plus the 1964-1974 era, "Green Acres", "Gilligan's Island" (Mary-Ann, not Ginger!), "The Beverly Hillbillies", "Lost in Space", "Dick Van Dyke Show", The Beatles, Syd Barrett-era Pink Floyd, Jefferson Airplane (for their music, not their morals!), The Carpenters, The Mamas & Papas, ABBA, films of both extreme colorfulness & innocence ("The Wizard of Oz", "The Time Machine", "Romeo & Juliette", etc.)...some absurdist humor, such as (the clean side of) Monty Python's Flying Circus, Monty Python, (the clean side of) Andy Kaufman, Looney Tunes, & perhaps Spongebob :), who would be happy in a non-high-tech, computer-free world...who loves seashores & the seacoast, long walks at lowtide...reminiscing, family, photo-albums & memories of carousel rides....and shopping at Grant's & Woolworth's & Kealy's...and outdoor farmer's markets trips to all sorts of farmstands (aka farm stands all over New England) & the giant pumpkins, squashes & gourds at the Topsfield Fair : )...and old 8 mm home-movies... who MAY love to move to Sicily someday... (I LOVE ANCIENT RUINS & JUST WALKING THROUGH THEM---NOT ON GUIDED TOURS---AND SICILY IS *SO* FULL OF ANCIENT GREEK & ROMAN RUINS!!!! IT'S WONDERFUL---One of the only things New England lacks!!!----Plus of course I love the old-fashioned-ness of Sicily!)....who is looking for a girl-female-woman soul-mate & female *me*/counterpart of sorts, with an equally colorful persona, an out-there sense of humor, a (potentially) high intellect, (or farmer's daughter type), with a love of nature, nature-science & all things green, & who potentially shares a love of (good/melodic) music (& is perhaps a singer or musician herself) who loves growing her hair long....and perhaps has felt at times that her counterpart doesn't exist...and who has perhaps felt that she belonged in another time, be it 4000 years ago, or the 1800's, or the 1960's & 1970's...a girl who is as uniquely progressive-thinking, non-mainstream, cosmic & out-there as she is fun-loving, old-fashioned & innocent.... Someone who loves psychedelic day-glow bright vivid colors in her mind, dreams & ideas as much as she does in her clothing... to share a very interesting & one-of-a-kind life together. (& PERHAPS CO-OWN A SEED-FARM!) [< That's the short version!] :)

I am very creative, very intelligent, and one-of-a-kind!
What I’m doing with my life
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Learning new things always...And persuing my interests at a relatively leisurely pace right now...ALTHOUGH....I have FAR too many interests (or couldn't you tell???) I'm not saying it's a bad thing. There is just never enough time in the day. (I voted for 72-hour days, with 64 hours of light, BUT THEY IGNORED ME & CALLED ME INSANE!) NOT that I wouldn't make time for YOU, btw!!!! THAT'S NOT AT ALL TRUE!!!! I would LOVE to share my time with someone who is into me & what I am/what I do. Due to SOME family money, I don't HAVE to work. True. But PLEASE don't hold this against me. And it's not a joke, either! I've just found that at times there's a weird type of prejudice...I've had several gf's who (although they like "a guy with some money") have seemed to resent the fact that they HAD to work, while I didn't exactly HAVE to. BUT---NEED I SAY THIS?---I AM *FAR* FROM BEING LAZY! Yeah, I could just lay around & watch TV. But I've persued everything from geology to farming, mostly self-taught, btw, and I don't intend to stop. I love learning! Many ppl seem to stop evolving post-high school or post-college. I have NOT stopped evolving, nor do I ever intend to. It would be a SUCH fun ride for the 'right' person. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Most things that I try...as long as they're within my spectrum of interests, if that makes any sense. No, I'm not good at everything. I was NOT good at sports. (But it also wasn't one of my interests.) As for cooking, I CAN MAKE FRIED SALT. But I'm not THAT good at it....Of course, if the right girl wants to show me, (and if she wouldn't get too distracted by my arms around her & playing with her long hair & whatnot), I MIGHT be able to learn a thing or two! I'm basically a singer/musician/multi-instrumentalist/band-leader/songwriter/producer (Those are all sort of tied together)...Also a gentleman farmer/organic gardener/greenhouse grower/plant breeder/seed saver/seed collector/plant collector/compost experimenter/edible landscaping technician/author of papers on plants & seeds...Yes, I truly LOVE ALL THINGS GREEN!...A geologist/rock-hunter/rock-collector/gold-panner...But that's more in the hobby-realm...I mean I LOVE volcanoes...and love reading about them...and even FINDING ancient ones in the New England area & hiking up them, etc. (Makes for a fun date!)...But I'm not sure that I'm 'GOOD' at it...So, I'll call it a passionate interest & hobby until either A) I publish my volcanoes book & acheive meteoric success or B) a local ancient volcano/caldera/maar decides to ERUPT...in which case I will obsess 120% & open my own volcano observatory....(Imagine how EXCELLENT that volcanic soil will be for my plant-growing experiments!!!!)....I'm also 'good at' knowing A LOT about the latest astronomical facts---if one can be good at such a thing---and I can't get enough of looking at Hubble telescope photos...galaxies, nebulae, planets...Mars images...Cydonia...It never ends...LITERALLY...Kind of like a 1970's Grateful Dead concert. (If you share this interest, PLEASE let me know...It's rare! I mean Astronomy, not the Grateful Dead!) btw---Did you ever see the movie 'Contact'? (It made a far better statement about life 'out there' than 'Mars Attacks' did...Even though many ppl would argue that it's not nearly as fun!)...Ummmm....Also amateur radio & CB...shortwave & scanner listening....Again, in the hobby realm. Outside of my realm, I've tried both acting & comedy...even film-making...and was pretty good at all three. My great-grandfather & grandfather made movies, so that part (at least) was in the family. Writing books....writing poetry...script-writing...As for my MAIN INTERESTS----I can honestly say that I'm good at all things GREEN. "Go green" & "Green Revolution" seem to be the buzzwords this year...I was already there. Yes, so...I'm good at all things related to FARMING, PLANTS, SEEDS, PLANT-GROWING, PLANT-SELLING, GREENHOUSE ACTIVITIES, GROWING FLOWERS, VEGETABLES & HERBS....TREES even. I performed tree-surgery ONCE & saved a plum tree! (Sounds weird, I know....But the PLUMS were GREAT!) I'm also good at MOST things musical. I love to sing! Singing is truly a MAJOR one. Singing lead...And harmonizing. A FUN date for me is to bring the 12-string acoustic guitar down to the seashore, on a perfectly not-too-cool but not-too-warm breezy evening....Starting around sunset, or just before...And serenading you with a set of some of my favorite songs...some of your favorite songs...While we listen to the sounds of the sea & you enjoy the feel of your feet in the sand...and I enjoy watching the wind blowing through your long hair...and you occasionally have to keep brushing it out of your face....But it looks so pretty to me that it's worth it!.....Mmmmm.....Romantic sunsets at the seashore with an acoustic guitar....I kind of got lost in THAT one....That was nice...VERY nice! (WHEN can we meet again???) OK so....Where was I? I've been in bands & love singing/playing instruments in front of an audience. LEAD GUITAR...RHYTHM GUITAR...BASS GUITAR...SITAR! (It started with loving the sound of Indian music, as brought to us via the Beatles & then I found my first sitar at a yard-sale...& I NOW OWN 5 OF THEM! LOL!) Also...PIANO...ORGAN...KEYBOARDS in general....HARPSICHORD....(Yes, I LOVE Bach & baroque whatnot....But I also love LAURIE PARTRIDGE in THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY & SHE PLAYED HARPSICHORD!) DRUMS....Not my MAIN thing, but my dad was a drummer, and I can play up to double-48th triplets (so, technically 96th notes...but we'll just say 64th note triplets!) & I've very good at rhythm. Buddy Rich is a drumming hero. Old school, they'd say, but the best ever! And yes, SINGING. HARMONY & HARMONIZING are MAJOR loves, which I am very good at. I can pretty much sing along to almost any song (except maybe jazz) & make up instant-harmonies, for whatever that's worth. I tried NOT to take lessons & NOT to learn too much theory---to stay unique & to not become formulaic---But I actually found theory fun. It gave me more rules to break. I teach music OCCASIONALLY & when in the mood. I've been told that I'm a good teacher & that I have lots of patience, even though I don't think I have much. Let's see...I'm also GREAT at day-dreaming, using GOOGLE, getting lost on YouTube, off-the-cuff/on-the-spot WIT...Absurdist humor along the lines of movies like Airplane!, Andy Kaufman & Monty Python's Flying Circus...Maybe some Looney Tunes & Spongebob threown into the mix for good measure. I like to practice my jokes (when not singing) while gardening, and it MOST DEFINITELY disarms my uptight rich neighbors...which IS A VERY GOOD THING. They are mostly uptight & humorless & don't expect to hear POPEYE voices comibg from amidst the 15-foot-tall corn stalks. Yes, I love growing GIANT VEGETABLES too...I've thought about getting into the giant pumpkin competitions, but it's ALOT of work! And I CANNOT lift 1500-2000 lbs (at least not by myself!), and that's where the world record is about up to nowadays. But I AM great at plant-breeding :), and have developed several new varieties of vegetables...The squash/gourd/melon/pumpkin/cucumber family ("cucurbits") is my favorite to work with...Followed by the Solanaceae (tomatoes/eggplants/peppers/potatoes/datura/trumpet flowers/etc.) Then PASSIONFLOWERS are a major love. I'm good at that too. And EATING STRAWBERRIES. Yeah, I'm fine at growing them too. But I'm REALLY good at eating them! :) And I am also great at locating volcanic rocks, ancient lava flows & the ancient remains of extinct volcanoes right here in New England. Quite a talent, to be sure! I may be putting my research out in a book on the ancient volcanoes of New England & the Applachians....and tying in the New England seamounts! (Want to hike up a local volcanic neck sometime?)...[I'll bet you've NEVER heard *THAT* line before! HA!] But yes, I have many interests which I am also 'good at'...Not to mention romance....(So I won't mention it)....But I *am* good at it....Set & setting....Perfect colors....Perfect sunsets...Perfect music....Perfect dreams of love. (Did I mention that I also write poetry?) Hehe :) You and me....by the sea....
The first things people usually notice about me
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MY UNIQUENESS...MY CRAZY ADD - ADHD - ASPERGER ASPERGERS ASPERGER'S SYNDROME LUNACY! My castle!!!!.....Well, after all, it's easy to spot...for it's located high atop an extinct volcanic crag...which is geologically more related to NW Africa & Scotland than it is to New York.........You don't believe me?........OK, sorry, maybe I got carried away A BIT. Ummmm....probably....MY VAST COLLECTION OF NON-FICTION BOOKS. I keep them stored in the bookstores, libraries & homes all over the world. (Yes, I love to read...I love reading!...I'm very visual....So big glossy PICTURE-FILLED & photo-laden non-fiction books (esp. FIELD GUIDES on NATURE SCIENCE & nature-related topics. Glossy, photo-filled non-fiction books & field guides are great!) I also love encyclopedias (including Wikipedia!), field guides, the dictionary & foreign dictionaries. I have also majored in language & I LOVE LANGUAGE & LANGUAGES....but that's hard to notice...unless I start talking loud...and foreign....in public! ..... Ummmmm... I LOVE STRAWBERRY CREAM CHEESE IN BLUEBERRY BAGELS!!!!!!!!!! (Which section is this again? I got distracted.)----Things people notice.....Ummmmm.....MY VAST COLLECTION OF SEASHELLS. There's no room for them at my home, so I keep them scattered across the beaches &seashores all over the world. Same Thing my my ROCK COLLECTION / MINERAL COLLECTION (ROCKS & MINERALS aka ROCKS AND MINERALS) (& CRYSTALS...I leave THAT collection in caves, streams & mines worldwide....So....Leave it alone, please! (JAJAJAJAJAJAJA) But I do love rock shops / rock & mineral shops / collecting rocks & minerals in general....So I guess people notice my collections in general....Because they can be seen from (high-quality) telescopes on Mars, Titan & certain (technologically-advanced, civilization-wise) planets in the Andromeda Galaxy. No no no....!!!! (Spoken in a somewhat condescending Andy Kaufman voice.) ACTUALLY------PEOPLE NOTICE MY SENSE OF HUMOR....MOSTLY DUE TO MY LOUD PUBLIC LAUGHING & LAUGHTER. I LOVE TO TO LAUGH, TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH, AND TO TELL MY OWN MADE-UP JOKES & STORIES TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH & SMILE!!!! Yes...I love life & love to laugh & smile! I LOVE MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH!!!! What else do people notice? MY COLORFUL BEATLES / SYD BARRETT-ISH / MOD STYLE / HIPPIE style clothing...My (occasional) INDIA & PAKISTAN / PAKISTANI STYLE COLORFUL CLOTHING! [I even occasionally dress NORMAL...But I also occasionally dress 100% dressy MAFIOSO...Now THAT gets a lot of looks! Also---My sometimes LOUD TALKING & LOUD VOICE....(LOL---It's a SICILIAN THING!) But it's often very soft & romantic also...(So nvm aka never mind!)....My attempt to have the longest profile online! MY MUSIC, SONGS, MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS & MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS PLAYING aka PLAYING MUSIC. I can even DRUM about as well as a VERY drunk Buddy Rich!!!! Not to mention Foster Brooks, Don Rickles (I LOVE their comedy!) or HAWAII FIVE-0....I'm actually always making jokes & doing humor-routines & 1910's-1960's (& maybe A BIT of early 1970's) & I LOVE making people laugh, ala the (1960's/early-to-mid 70's) comedy styles of Foster Brooks, Don Rickles, 1960's (The Lucy Show) Lucille Ball, Judy Garland, The Three Stooges, Jonathan Harris (Dr. Smith on "Lost in Space), Jim Nabors, Dean Martin, Bob Newhart, plus some newer/recent/current styles like Andy Kaufman & Monty Python's Flying Circus. And Jack Benny. But....
Seriously....When I'm NOT up on Mars (or some other non-Earth planet and/or moon)----because it's difficult for terrestrial audiences to notice ANYTHING I do when I'm knot HERE----They may tend to gnotice (pardon the psilent "g"---yes, I know it's as psilly as a doorgnob!)----Ummmm....They MAY tend to notice my psychology training & psychology degree, which proved VERY helpful in helping me to understand & cope with my own MPD (still debatable) & Asperger's Syndrome. People notice
my Sicilian [I've studied the language for years & almost mastered it---at least the Catania/Mt. Etna-area dialects. I'm actually fascinated by language & (in addition to making up hundreds of my own words), I've also learned SOME British, Indian (Hindi), Pakistanese (Urdu) & the Area-51 dialect of Martian, although I'm knot (there's a psilent "k", but it might as well be a silent "g") admitting ANYTHING without a proper lawyer, ABBA-member (I'm friends with Agnetha), or psuedo-organic proto-Mongolian balloon-farmer by my side. And I never even mentioned Lynette Fromme or Sandra Goode, so let's please stay
on the topic of seaweed, at least for the moment. (I lost you, didn't I?)----Sea...I was just watching Foster Brooks on the Dean Martini Roasts & I have bean told that I tend to be a PERSONA-ABSORBER---aka that I also have an "AS-IF" Personality---Which means that (kind of like Spongebob), I tend (at times) to absorb & imitate the personas of those around me, or those whom I'm currently obsessing over. (Be it Judy Garland---just certain mannerisms---I don't turn into a girl or anything!---or Dr. Smith on Lost in Spice.) I ALSO LOVE the music of LATA MANGESHKAR, AFSHAN ZAIBI (aka ZABI/ZEBI/etc) & MUCH INDIA (INDIAN) BOLLYWOOD FILM MUSIC....And much Indian music in general----Ravi Shankar & sitar music + Pakistan + Hindu + Hindko + similar central Asian music forms. Plus I LOVE belly-dancing & similar forms of dance....It would be nice to have a long-haired girl who enjoys belly-dancing for me!!!! I think I got off the track a bit. Ummm....Things people notice about me....
My singing voice....My guitar playing in public (LOL)....My thick (& somewhat wavy) dark brown hair....My [insert adjective which means 'dreamy' but sounds better] blue eyes....(Yes, an interesting combination!)....Ummmmm....My sisters' (very) long & pretty hair, big blue eyes & pretty model-like looks...(Wait a minute---THEY weren't supposed to be tagging along with me, were they? They're gonna take the *achtung* off of ME!!! Ughhh)....LOL SORRY....Ummmmm.....My bag of Crispellis aka Zeppolas....I LOVE ITALIAN BAKERIES! And (sometimes) being a vegetarian. And vegetarianism. And eating healthy. And dark chocolate. WHOLE FOODS & TRADER JOE'S & similar places....But they're so expensive. I'd rather just pick things from my yard! And juicing is great too. I love to juice things that I have grown....And so....Yes...I love growing my own ORGANIC food. And EDIBLE LANDSCAPING!!!! I also love to cook & love cooking! *I DIDN'T SAY I WAS GREAT AT CONVENTIONAL COOKING*....BUT I'M GREAT AT EXPERIMENTAL COOKING!....ODD COMBINATIONS...ALWAYS HEALTHY....AND I MAKE *THE* BEST SALADS IN THE WORLD, BECAUSE I USE ALL SORTS OF TROPICAL, EXOTIC, WILD & UNUSUAL VEGETABLES & GREENS....Nasturtium leaves are a favorite!.....I also love fruit salads....Especially made with tropical fruits....& Exotic things....After buying and/or growing exotic things----Exotic fruits & vegetables. Tropical fruits & tropical vegetables. Asian vegetables! TROPICAL TOPICALS! Tropical topics, I meant. (Topic? OOOPS.) So wait....Ummmmm.....My lack of a sense of humor & lack of self-confidence....Yeah, that's that's what people notice first. That's it! ;) Hehe My positive vibes, my sense of humor, my patience, my ability to teach, my sense (& love) of hope & love of learning....(I LOVE to learn about new things!) People notice that. I even notice people noticing that! : )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS:
The Wind In The Willows - Kenneth Grahame
The Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis Narnia
The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien LOTR L.O.T.R.
The Time Machine - H. G. Wells
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
Through the Looking Glass - Lewis Carroll
Thru The Looking Glass - Lewis Carol Burnette (LOL)
STAR GIRL STARGIRL
The Bible - GOD :)
The Book of Enoch - Enoch
Golden Nature Guides
Golden Field Guides
+ ALL SORTS OF NON-FICTION BOOKS ON MY FAVORITE TOPICS!!!!
AUTHORS: (Fiction + Non-Fiction = 0)
Tolkien
Huxley
Tesla
Einstein
Edward Lear
James Joyce
Kenneth Grahame Kenneth Graham
A.A. Milne A. A. Milne
C.S. Lewis CS Lewis C S Lewis
Lewis Carroll Lewis Carrol Lewis Caroll
Carl Sagan
Isaac Asimov
POETRY:
Syd Barrett
Roger Barrett
Roger K. Barrett
Roger Keith Barrett
Laurie Partridge
Lewis Carroll
Edward Lear
C.S. Lewis
James Joyce
Geoffrey Chaucer Chaucer
Bronte Sisters
Hilaire Belloc Hillaire Belloc Hilliare Belloc
William Shakespeare
SHOES: (on girls)
moccasins
mocassins
clogs
ballet flats
ballerina flats
ballet slippers
bow flats
Sam&Libby
Sam & Libby
cowboy boots
strappy sandals
leather sandals
barefoot
barefeet
bare feet
babouches
mules
MOVIES:
Romeo & Juliette (1968 Version)
Ode to Billy Joe
Mars Attacks!
Contact
The Awakening of Candra
The Wizard of Oz
Sybil
Sybil (2007 Remake)
Man on the Moon
The Godfather I & II (& III)
Jesus of Nazareth
The Ten Commandments
The Bible (1966)
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
The Time Machine (1960)
Head Above Water
House Sitter
Can't Buy Me Love
Overboard
Groundhog Day
Maybe I'll Come Home in The Spring
The Dove
Voyage of the Yes
Last Summer
The Crush
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Sweet Hostage
The Truman Show
Pleasantville
That Thing You Do
Logan's Run
Capricorn 1 Capricorn One
A Beautiful Mind
Conspiracy Theory
The Family Man
First Love
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Boy In The Plastic Bubble
The Strawberry Statement
MONTEREY POP
The Incident
Lady In A Cage
The End
The Cannonball Run
Smokey & the Bandit
Modern Times - Charlie Chaplin
I Love You Alice B. Toklas
Foul Play
The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox
The President's Analyst
You're a Big Boy Now
What's Up Tiger Lily?
Sleeper
Head - The Monkees
Satan's Cheerleaders
Mary Poppins
Pixel Perfect Loretta Modern
The Zeta-Bytes The Zetta-Bytes
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
The Blues Brothers Movie
The Brady Bunch Movie
A Very Brady Sequel
The Partridge Family
Me And My Shadow
Judy Garland Story
My Life With Judy Garland
St. Valentine's Day Massacre
Rescue From Gilligan's Island
The Blue Lagoon
Return to the Blue Lagoon
Mysterious Island of Beautiful Women
Cave Girl Cavegirl
Helter-Skelter
Amerika
House of Rothschild
Red Dawn
Planet of the Apes I & II
Brave New World
1984
The Manchurian Candidate
Independence Day
Duel
TV:
TV-Land
TVLAND
TV LAND
Green Acres
Beverly Hillbillies
Lost in Space
Get Smart
Gomer Pyle
Dick Van Dyke
Laugh-In
Laugh In
Bewitched
I Dream of Jeannie
Hawaii Five-0
Hawaii Five-O
Hawaii 5-0
Girl With Something Extra
Ghost & Mrs. Muir
Nanny & The Professor
Twilight Zone
Gilligans Island
Gilligan's Island
Brady Bunch
Partridge Family
Courtship of Eddie's Father
SOAP
Andy Kaufman
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Spongebob
Spongebob Squarepants
Three Stooges
3 Stooges
Looney Tunes Loony Tunes
Hogan's Heroes
The Lucy Show
Smothers Brothers
Carol Burnette Show
Tonight Show
Johnny Carson
Wonder Years
Dallas
COMEDIANS:
Andy Kaufman
Tony Clifton
Monty Python
Spongebob
Dick Van Dyke
Carol Burnette
Jack Benny
Tim Conway
Harvey Korman
Bob Newhart
Dean Martin
Johnny Carson
Bob Hope
Don Rickles
MUSIC:
ABBA
ALAN PARSONS PROJECT
ALOHA STEAMTRAIN
ALOHA STEAM TRAIN
HERB ALPERT
HERB ALPERT & THE TIJUANA BRASS
AMERICA
ANDY KAUFMAN
FIONA APPLE
APPLES IN STEREO
FIONA APPLES IN STEREO (LOL/SORRY/ETC)
THE ASSOCIATION
SYD BARRETT
BAY CITY ROLLERS
BEACH BOYS
BEATLES
BEAU BRUMMELLS
BEE GEES
BELLE & SEBASTIAN
BLACK SABBATH (*MELODIC SONGS ONLY, PLZ USE THE BELL-CURVY)
LINDA BLAIR
BOW STREET RUNNERS
BRAM TCHAIKOVSKY
BRIAN JONES
BROTHERHOOD OF MAN
BYRDS
CARDIGANS
CARPENTER, KAREN
THE CARPENTERS
CHAD & JEREMY (THE REDCOATS ON DVD)
HARRY CHAPIN
CHAPIN SISTERS
CHEAP TRICK
DAVE CLARK FIVE
COLDPLAY
COWSILLS
CRANBERRIES
CREAM
CRITTERS
CRYSTAL GAYLE
CYRKLE
DEEP PURPLE (*MELODIC SONGS ONLY, PLZ USE BELL-CURVE)
JOHN DENVER
BO DONALDSON & THE HEYWOODS
DONOVAN
DUPREE, CHAUNTELLE
DUPREE, CHRISTIE
DUPREE, SHERRI
DUPREE, STACY
CHAUNTELLE DUPREE!!!!!!!
CHRISTIE DUPREE!!!!!!
SHERRI DUPREE!!!!!!!!
STACY DUPREE!!!!!!!!!!
SIMON DUPREE & THE BIG SOUND
EISLEY
EISLEY!!!
EISLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELO
E.L.O.
ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA
ELECTRIC PRUNES
ELF POWER
ESSEX GREEN
SALLY FIELD
FIFTH DIMENSION
A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS
THE FREDRIC
FREDDIE & THE DREAMERS
GRATEFUL DEAD
GREATFUL DEAD (sic)
HEART (1970's)
HERMAN'S HERMITS
BUDDY HOLLY
HOLLIES
MARY HOPKIN
ILL WIND
INCREDIBLE STRING BAND
TERRY JACKS
TOMMY JAMES & THE SHONDELLS
JEFFERSON AIRPLANE
WES JENSEN
WESLEY JENSEN
JET *only the song "Look What You've Done"
JULY
KAREN CARPENTER
KING CRIMSON
KINKS (1964-1972)
LADYBUG TRANSISTOR
LE BLANC & CARR
LED ZEPPELIN (*MELODIC SONGS ONLY, PLZ USE THE BELL-CURVE)
LEFT BANKE
LEMON PIPERS
LINDA RONSTADT
LITTLE RIVER BAND
MAMAS & PAPAS
THE MAMAS & THE PAPAS
MANFRED MANN
MANFRED MANN'S EARTH BAND
MANSON FAMILY (QQV)
MIDLAKE
MILLENIUM
MONKEES
MOODY BLUES
THE MOVE
NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL
NEW ENGLAND
NEW MUZIK
NEW SEEKERS
OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN
HARRY NILSSON
HEATHER NOVA
OAK
OASIS
OF MONTREAL
OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN
OLIVIA TREMOR CONTROL
ORIGINAL CASTE
ORPHEUS
MARIE OSMOND
PAPER GARDEN
PARTRIDGE FAMILY
PAUL REVERE & THE RAIDERS
PENTANGLE
PEPPERMINT TROLLEY CO.
PEPPERMINT TROLLEY COMPANY
PETER & GORDON
PILOTDRIFT
PINK FLOYD
POLYPHONIC SPREE
POPPY FAMILY
POWER POP
POWER-POP
THE PURPLE STARS
THE PURPLE STARS SOUND
RADIOHEAD
GERRY RAFFERTY
THE RECORDS
BUDDY RICH
THE RISING STORM
RONSTADT, LINDA
SAGITTARIUS
SAPPHIRE THINKERS
SEALS & CROFTS
SEEKERS
BRIAN SETZER ORCHESTRA
THE SHOES
SIMON & GARFUNKEL
FRANK SINATRA
FRANK & NANCY SINATRA
SONNY & CHER
SONNY AND CHER
SPANKY & OUR GANG
STARLIGHT MINTS
STATUS QUO (1967-1970)
STEREOLAB
AL STEWART
STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK
STRAY CATS
STYLISTICS
STYX (1972-1980)
SUGARLOAF
SUNSHINE COMPANY
SUPER FALLING STAR
THE SWEET
TARNEY/SPENCER BAND
TURTLES
TRACY ULLMAN
TRACEY ULLMAN
VANITY FARE
THE WELLINGTONS
WHITE STRIPES ((((((((((MEG)))))))))) *Cold Cold Night*
BRIAN WILSON
YARDBIRDS
YES
ZEBRA
FOOD: THE EDIBLE SORT + PSYCHEDELIC
MISC BUZZWORDS/SEARCH-WORDS/ETC:
indie indie pop indie rock indie music college radio college fm E6 E-6 Elephant-6 Elephant6 Elephant 6 Elephant-Six ElephantSix Elephant Six farmgirl farm girl
farmy farm life farm wife Hooterville weeds seeds
farm farmlife farm-life farm life live on a farm life on a farm lives on a farm have a farm own a farm owns a farm having a farm living on a farm farmer's daughter farm wife HIGH IQ HIGH-IQ MENSA SICILY SICILIAN Asperger Aspergers Asperger's Autism Autistic MPS MPD DID Dissociative Identity Disorder Disassociative Identity Disorder Multiple Personality Multiple Personalities SYBIL ADD A.D.D. ADHD A.D.H.D. gourds cucurbits giant pumpkins giant pumpkin GOURD nature science scientist plant breeding plant-breeding plant-breeder plant breeder greenhouse GO GREEN seed saver seedsaver seed-saver seed-collector seed collector long walks lowtide seashore seshore walks lowtide walks walks at lowtide sunsets rainbows clogs Minnetonka mocassins moccasins bells barefoot ankle bracelets toe rings coin collecting stamp collecting mod hippie baroque harpsichord sitar sixties 1960's 1960s seventies 1970s 1970's long hair very long hair growing my hair longest hair bright colors vivid colors borderline personality BPD bipolar bi-polar psychology psychologist bikini seaweed princess innocent innocence aliens alien life coconut coconuts falling leaves old-fashioned old fashioned salvia kava kava-kava passion flowers passionflowers morning glory morning glories trumpet flowers passiflora passifloras organic organic gardening organic gardens edible landscaping wild edibles Cynthia Jollotta fog foggy mist misty early morning early mornings up early up really early deep south farm country farmland farm land panoramic view panoramic views castle castles storm chaser storm chasing storm surges storm tides thunderstorms lightning thunder storms tornadoes weather meteorology asteroids HUBBLE HUBBEL
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) SUNSHINE [ESPECIALLY CIRCA 60-80 DEGREES/DRY/BRIGHT SUNSHINY DAYS & BEING OUTSIDE IN THE BRIGHT SUNSHINE]
2) THE WHOLE NATURE/GARDENS/FARMY/GREENHOUSE/OUTDOORS/GREEN/PLANTS/FLOWERS/HERBS/VEGETABLES/SEEDS/GROWING THING
3) THE WHOLE SEACOAST/SEASHORE/BEACHES/LOWTIDES/LONG WALKS/SALTY IONIZED SECOAST AIR/FRESH SEABREEZE ENERGY THING
4) THE MUSIC I LOVE---MAINLY (VERY SPECIFIC) FAVORITES, BOTH SONG-WISE & BAND-WISE, FROM (MAINLY) THE 1960's & 1970'S...MAINLY BEATLES-TYPE MUSIC & PRETTY/MELODIC/HARMONIC/PSYCHEDELIC/FOLK-ROCK-BASED AND/OR POWER-POP BASED MUSIC..AND ALSO SOME (MIDDLE) EASTERN MUSIC & ESPECIALLY INDIA-MUSIC...I LOVE THE SITAR! AND ALSO THE HARPSCIHORD!!!!!!!! (AND EVEN WIND-CHIMES, LOL!) [*WHEN* IN THE MOOD, BECAUSE AT TIMES THE SIMPLE "QUIETNESS" (AND/OR SILENCE) OF NATURE---THE WIND/BREEZE/BIRD SONGS/OCEAN WAVES/ETC---IS WHAT I NEED!
5) BRIGHT, VIVID (AND OFTEN CLASHING) COLORS---COLOR! COLOR! COLOR! LOL---WHETHER IN THE CLOTHING OF THE GIRL I'M WITH, OR THE ROOM, OR THE LIGHTING, OR OUR SURROUNDINGS...EVEN JUST PERFECT SUNSETS AND/OR RAINBOWS! I LOVE BRIGHT COLOR!!! (CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, CAROUSELS, KALEIDOSCOPES, 60'S HIPPIE ART, MOD CLOTHES, STAINED-GLASS WINDOWS, ETC... :)
6) A FEMALE COMPANION WHO SHARES ALL [OR MOST] OF THESE FAIRLY ODD, STRANGE & SPECIFIC LIKES/LOVES/NEEDS/INTERESTS/OBSESSIONS/FASCINATIONS/FIXATIONS/PREOCCUPATIONS (& OF COURSE, HAS THE VERY LONG HAIR, SIMILAR TASTES IN CLOTHING, MUSIC, INTERESTS, ETC....AND WHO IS ALSO OBSESSIVE ABOUT HER INTERESTS!!!!!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

....And castles

...And seashores

...And farming

...And Eisley

...And gourds

...And Mars

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INTEREST TAGS: 1 - music Beatles guitar bass singing songwriting harmony Eisley seashore walks 1960's sixties mod hippie growing plants vegetables herbs gardens gardening greenhouse farm farms farming seeds flowers astronomy geology Green Acres Pink Floyd Monty Python beach Mars stars planets volcanoes dreams love God 2 - astronomy, avante-garde humor, extra-terrestrial geology, geology, green acres, harpsichord, hippies, innocence, intelligent conversations, long lowtide seashore walks, lots of questions, mars, melodic beatles-type music, mod music, monty python's flying circus, seti, sitar, the 1960's, 1970's DESCRIPTION: One-Of-A-Kind Colorfully Insane Fanciful Aspergers Multiple Personality Psychologist Creative Artistic High-IQ Mad-Scientist Shortwave Radio Christian Creationist Conspiracy Preacher Teacher Singer Songwriter Musician Plant-Breeder Farmer Greenhouse Geologist Mars-Loving 1960s/1800s-type into long lowtide seashore walks, writing & performing music, farming, super-long hair (on girls), bright vivid colors & vividly colorful things....(100,000 Word Description Coming Soon!!!!) [If I can figure out how to upload the fancy & colorful HTML here!!!!] Until then~~~~Where was I? LOL/UMMM.... Fanciful Aspergers Creative Artistic High-IQ Mad Scientist 1960's/1800's-type into long lowtide seashore walks (alone or with the 'perfect'/cosmic/high-IQ/super-intelligent/progressive /old-fashioned/open-minded/singer/musician/poet/artist/creative-type[or at least fan of it]/cute/young-looking/round-faced/curvy/small-framed/blue-eyed(or some-other-color-eyed)/Victorian/mentally 'different'/non-mainstream/deep/reflective/fun/funny/hippie-psychedelic/clogs&moccasins&barefoot-loving [NO I'M NOT INSANE!] super-long-haired (all-one-length haired) 60's/70's-minded technicolor 1800's-type super-intelligent scientific creationist conspiracy-loving rural farmer's daughter-type sunshine girl-from-Mars), melodic Beatles-type music, innocence, long & intelligent conversations, (asking & answering) lots of questions, the 1960's & early 1970's, mod music, hippie music, mods, hippies, sitar, harpsichord, UFO's, Tesla, free energy, anti-gravity, Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, Gilligan's Island, Lost In Space, TV-Land, astronomy, Mars, geology, volcanoes, extra-terrestrial geology, SETI, avante-garde humor, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Andy Kaufman, etc. ~~~~Seeking *the perfect girl* if she exists...One-Of-A-Kind Fun Cosmic High-IQ Musician Singer Songwriter Creative Genius Type Gardener Farmer Plant-Breeder Seed-Collector Geologist Seashore-Walk-Lover From Mars Seeks Suitable Human Female Mate.... I like (& seek a mirror-image/soul-mate/partner who would/might like) long lowtide seashore walks, colorful sunsets, melodic Beatles-type music, innocence, intelligent conversations, lots of questions, wordplay, the 1960's, mod music, hippies, sitar, harpsichord, lucid dreaming, Green Acres, astronomy, Mars, geology, extra-terrestrial geology, SETI, avante-garde humor, Monty Python's Flying Circus, conspiracy theories (& truths), nature science, field guides, volcanoes, rock collecting, seashell collecting, non-fiction books, (purple/pink/light green) snowstorms, Sicily, the 1800's, ancient history, ancient Egypt, creationism, creationist geology, farms, farming, plant-breeding, gardening, seed-collecting, cucurbits, gourds, squashes, passionflowers, trumpetflowers, having/working in greenhouses, hippie dancing, possibly belly-dancing, low-rise hip-hugging-cut-offs-loving, fundamentalist Christianity, scientific creationism, psychedelic things, LSD-type art, bright vivid colors, clogs, moccasins, being barefoot (but keeping her feet soft), loving having SUPER-LONG-HAIR, (and playing with it & running her hands run thru it/having it played with & hands run thru it), loving farms, seacoastal ruralness, gardens & growing things, seed-collecting, The Beatles, The Kinks, Syd Barrett, 60's Pink Floyd, Donovan, King Crimson, Moody Blues, Yardbirds, ABBA, Mamas & Papas, Partridge Family, power pop, Elephant-6, Essex Green, Ladybug Transistor, EISLEY, MIDLAKE, Linda Ronstadt, The Carpenters, Lost 45s, A.D.D., Asperger's Syndrome, Multiple Personality Disorder, Peter Pan Syndrome, magickal thinking, "The Wizard of Oz", "The Time Machine", Gilligan's Island, Green Acres, Lost in Space (TV show), obsessing over interests, collecting things, psychology, surrealism, word salad, hypnosis, lucid dreaming, time-travel, Atlantis, Cydonia, Life on Mars, and FAR TOO MANY OTHER SIMILAR INTERESTS TO LIST THEM HERE!!!!

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On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
PROBABLY SITTING HERE AT HOME WORKING ON THIS PROFILE!!!!!!!! (How paradoxically contradictory!) OR ELSE PRACTICING BEING SILLY......(*See the Monty Python skit "Documentary on the Village Idiots" [aka "Idiots"]*).....Or (perhaps more seriously)....I'm probably YouTube'ing, or reading....Either on or offline.....Or (perhaps more fancifully).....Sitting atop TRIMBLE KNOB and/or MOLE HILL and/or VINEGAR HILL and/or THE BLUE HILLS [all extinct East Coast volcanoes, but you already knew that!]....& reading either "Volcanoes" by Gordon MacDonald (Prentice Hall/1972) or The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings....or a Syd Barrett biography........No......None of that's true. I love those books but....I mean...Why would I be sitting atop a volcano reading AT NIGHT?!?!?! I mean...Geeze! I'm not THAT weird. No....More probably....I'm wondering what YOU'RE doing. Truly. Who are you? WHERE are you? IDK...Tending my plants & gardens....Off to the seashore with my guitar...Maybe stargazing by the sea...counting planets....Or just taking a long walk if it's lowtide...(or perhaps a local lake if I'm not feeling QUITE so adventurous!)...Or maybe at a Barnes & Noble / Border's....Maybe at Guitar Center....Perhaps OCCASIONALLY I *might* be caught in a certain vintage-pre-1983-video-games type arcade up at Salisbury Beach (ooops---a give-away!) playing ASTEROIDS! (shhhhh!!!)...Before (if discovered) making a quick exit into my discrete bright hippie-purple LOUD-CAR, and speeding off into the night, with the sounds of EISLEY [check them out on YouTube to see if we're new-music compatible] generously voluminating (MY word) out from the BOSE speakers...(No, this ISN'T a discrete ad!!!!]....["I wasn't....prepared for this"]....LOL.....ummmmm.....Sometimes just writing music...songwriting...composing songs...Playing (whichever instrument) just for fun...Looking up things on Google...Watching videos on YouTube...reading...listening to music...(VERY selectively) watching a movie or TV show perhaps....***Dreaming about watching my dream-girl frolic(king) about (barefoot and with her very long hair very longly flowing-down) in a seaside tidal pool [as opposed to the inland kind] & perhaps building lowtide sandcastles with all of her farmgirl might....her cute 'n' soft moccasins left nicely up by her (tie-dyed/psychedelic/rainbow/day-glow) towel left safely upon the higher & dryer sand-----YES, I LOVE TIDAL POOLS!!!!...There's so much more, to be sure. (I think I got off the track A TINY BIT!) But more importantly....What about *you* SHARING some of this??? :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have multiple personalities....No I don't! Yes, I do. No I don't!!!! Yes, I do. No I DON'T!.... [THIS COULD TAKE A WHILE] But I *DO* love psychology. It's true. And I've learned quite a few things. Asperger's Syndrome, for instance. Fascinating. (Who? ME????) OK OK Another secret...[I held your attention this far....This is tres COOL]...I speak *some* archaic 'local dialect-type' Sicilian...(How arcane, huh?)...And, yes...I'm also a true romantic. Be it 'cool' or knot...You just might be stuck with that fact. Imagine getting serenaded with [SHUDDER]....(theatrical pause)....*LOVE* SONGS!!! [WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.]
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
MOSTLY---YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE (IN ANY SIGNIFICANT WAY) SIMILAR TO AND/OR MAJORLY APPRECIATIVE *OF* ANY / MANY / MOST OF THE THINGS WHICH I HAVE STATED ABOVE! If you have a way-out there sense of humor....are creatively insane....love to laugh....are passionate about life & your interests....if you tend to obsess over things &/or collect books & videos on (the) things (which you obsess over)....If you have a kind & loving heart....If you're somewhat (to very much) traditional/old-fashioned/moral....If you believe in & love the concept of family & if family (not 'The Family') is very important to you....SO BASICALLY-----If------You are extremely colorful & fun (AND UNIQUE!) yourself, [and/or creatively/innocently insane] and you either LOVE these same sorts of things (i.e. It is also YOUR dream to find someone like this, and it's what you've always been looking for, etc...) OR IF YOU *TOO* ARE LIKE THIS...Meaning---A potential FEMALE ME / PERFECT COUNTERPART / CLONE / GENERIC TWIN / MY ELUSIVE OTHER HALF / MIRROR-IMAGE / COMPLIMENTARY UNIVERSE OF COLOR (Did I miss any?) & wish to live in a Wizard-Of-Oz-Fantasy-World all our own...(One which, I GUESS, also WORKS in the real world---at least occasionally!)......Complete with a castle on the beach... with a farm...maybe an observatory with a telescope...Or at least something along those lines! (Maybe a really ornate & colorful Victorian room....with a Victorian rug....and a Victorian bed....) How about a 100-acre farm ON THE COAST....But only about 40 miles north of Boston? Nice cozy 5000 sq. ft. custom 4-level Victorian house...+ cellar....with a greenhouse....[Does that work for you?] LOL :) YAY!!!!