I'm very sarcastic and a lot immature.

Apparently my profile says I "reply selectively." Well, yea, there is a reason for that. Most of ya'll are creepy. Cut it out.

I'm a young professional. I make enough money to enjoy life and I'm fine with that, for now.

being majestic.

I'm also super good at lucid dreaming. No joke. It's probably the coolest skill I have.

Maybe my smile? I don't know. Are people supposed to tell you things like that. I know when I first notice my sexiness in the mirror every morning it's always a surprise. Like, "oh hello there gorgeous. Looking even more dapper than usual." I can't speak for anyone else though.

I do tend to talk a lot and joke around when I meet new people so maybe that's what it is?

Books: 50 Shades of Grey! like omg. best. series. ever.... ha gotcha. j/k. That stuff is hot trash. I read a lot. Ask me about it.

Movies: Basically anything. Comedies are my favorite, but only by a little bit.

Shows: So... I watch what most people would consider a disgusting amount of TV. All-time favorites: Arrested Development, Community, Parks and Rec, Workaholics, New Girl, Dexter, Survivor, It's Always Sunny, and Wilfred.

Music: I listen to a large variety of music. Depends on mood/setting.

Food: Um, can I eat it? Yea then I probably like it. When I'm wanting to treat myself it's normally Sushi or Indian.

1. Music
2. Coffee
3. Books
4. Mascara
5. Red Wine / Dark Beer / Ketel / Jameson / Single Malt Scotch
6. Did I say coffee?

everything? My next meal, what kind of shoes I want, what I'd rather be doing with my life, outer space, "did that really happen or was that a dream," my budget, other dimensions, my weekend plans... etc.

I'm normally up for anything. Going out to the bars, staying in, going to a show, a game, a movie, a concert, whatever. As long as I'm with a friend or someone I care about. It also usually involves a drink or two (or seven).

My preferred workout is barbell training.

You aren't a psycho?