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20 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 18–28
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Last Online
Yesterday – 9:03am
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who I am is multi-faceted and varied. How I appear to be depends on my environment and company.

I do not care about grammar and writing and yeah communicate the best way that works for you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Volunteer stuff, ya know.

Also I consume a large of amount of media and then carefully vomit out my thoughts to interested parties.


Along with that, I'm technically a student at Carleton. I'm doing that history thing, but I also toss in some other courses for good measure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bod.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fiction - The Prince of Nothing Trilogy.

I also quite like satire of various sorts, whether it be Stephen Colbert's books or King John of Canada. I don't read much fiction books due to my emphasis on history.

Though, I do read a few graphic novels/comics/manga for good measure.

Non-fiction - this relates to my interest in history, and I particularly like looking at the history of political parties and government in our country and province. I have quite the collection, and I think it's very useful in understanding why and what is happening now.

I love Walter Stewart.

Three movies I really like:
Revolver - underrated, and it's a better and less juvenile version of Fight Club.
World's Greatest Dad - deals with very extreme, yet interesting, subject matter.
The Emperor's Club - a more nuanced look at teacher-student relationships
Also, Seven Psychopaths, Sideways, In Bruges, Casino Jack, etc

Three shows I like:
Ghost in the Shell - very mature and well-developed anime
Mad Men - very mature and "realistic"/thematically interesting TV show
Adventure Time - hilarious and silly, but also creative and interesting in its continuity
Vikings - fuck yeah Vikings
Also, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Power-puff Girls, The Thick of It, The West Wing, Star Trek: TNG, Animaniacs

Generally speaking, the genres I like tend to be Jazz Funk, Progressive Rock and various mixes of electronic. Let me just list some of my favourite artist/band,
Shpongle, Frank Zappa, Dead Can Dance, Amon Tobin, Jaga Jazzist, Capital Cities, Kolkhöze Printanium, Soil & Pimp Sessions, etc

Anything my nose can handle. But many cuisines are fine with me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Public transportation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You and I. <3
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Down for whatever. Whether it be a club, a bar, a movie, a restaurant, a room or a bench by the canal.

Unless I'm working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on who you are. Ask and find out.
You should message me if
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You're looking for a good time and/or general [insert dirty word here.]

Or if you have any comments/rambling/complaints about media, politics or any other topics of mutual interest.