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MajorMustard

38 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 26–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First I am a Father of 3. I have them every other weekend.
When I don't have them I enjoy my free time but would love to find someone to share it with.
I am an outgoing person who can hold an intelligent conversation and still make it silly and funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it the best I know how. Enjoying it when I can and doing what must be done to support my children.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Defusing tense situations. For some reason I have just always been good at it.
Listening, giving advice and being honest about it even when it may not be in my best interest to do so.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am always told it is my eyes. So I guess that would be the answer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Sword of Truth Series - By Terry Goodkind - is the top Fav but there are so many!
Movies: This list depends on the genre of movie.
Food: Mexican, breakfast food, Italian and Chinese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coconut shells
A shrubbery
A Grail-shaped beacon
An arrow out of nowhere
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
An unladen swallow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
It is possible to live out life alone? I usually answer with "I hope I never find out!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I try not to make Friday's Typical. I like to change it up as much as I can. Hang out with my friends, have a movie night, comedy show, sing Karaoke, happy hour with friends or coworkers, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I share private things with those I decide to share with. Not with the OkCupid universe.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
"You should message me if" Stop... edit that... it should read. "You should message me."