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Majormaior

27 Brighton, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 1:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Working on law school
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Living the American Dream.

"I’ve never gotten laid because of the way I look, in my life. I know that. I’ve never gained from my looks at all. It’s not like, “Oh they’re going, what am I gonna do now?” I’ve never gained any advantage in life - I’ve never been laid because of the way I look. I’ve never been a guy who can just walk in a room and women go, “Ohhhhhoooo!”… I’m not that guy. I’m the guy that women see and they go, “Ehhh?” and I’m like, “No I know but just let me talk to you for a minute.”

--Louis CK
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Law School.

I spend a lot of time working on school stuff, which makes meeting people hard. Hence OkCupid. Sadly, I am entirely unable to market myself properly in this context. I read this profile. I think, "Hey, who is this guy? Who would date this guy?" I get Wendy's. I realize there are no Wendy's in Boston, but the sentiment remains the same.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, mediating group tensions, making an ass of myself.

People always say I am really funny, but mostly I am trying to be serious and they don't get it. Life is pretty funny, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Glasses.

or

"Why are you dressed up?"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
fine food and drink
cats
my friends and family
good weather
clean water
lunch breaks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Totally pointless, draining, unproductive things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out the passenger side of my best friend's ride...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a kid, I was a little bit of a pyromaniac. Ultimately, I burned a large section of our front yard near the house. Of course, I was lucky nothing tragic happened, but it is still weird to think back to doing things like that.