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28 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Italian (Poorly), Polish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Lapsed academic. Archivist/librarian in training.
What I’m doing with my life
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Appreciating the absurd in everyday life.

I recently moved to Austin for what could be my dream job (a short-term gig with full-time potential).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not wasting food, changing my mind about things, walking into inanimate objects.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Bewildered facial expressions?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Georges Bataille, Johanna Drucker, Michel Foucault, Susanna Paasonen, Alexander Weheliye. Venus in Furs. The Dream Life by J. Hoberman. The Tactile Eye by Jennifer Barker. Currently reading: The Forms of the Affects by Eugenie Brinkema.

I follow academic presses with an enthusiasm akin to sports fans (Duke!).

Movies: Lots lots lots.

TV: The Twilight Zone.

Music: Most of musical interests come from living in Chicago and frequenting Dusty Groove. Mostly funk, soul, disco, boogie, electro, italo disco, hip hop, sound library, and film scores.

Food: Burritos and tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Film, access to a research library, intellectual stimulation, my glasses, Franco Nero, and colors.

Sweater weather used to be on this list, but I fear that living in Austin will force me to give up sweaters (at least for a majority of the year).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Artifice and excess. Theories of affect and embodiment. My love-hate relationship with the Italian Futurists. Vocoders. Times Square in the 70s & 80s.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The last time I rode a bike I (accidentally) ran over someone's head.

I love the films of Jerry Lewis. I realize this is probably a deal breaker for most people. Sorry, I can't help it.
You should message me if
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- You'd like to exchange sublime cinephilic moments, stories, and/or anecdotes.

- You have strong feelings (for or against) about digital humanities.

- You can teach me how to roller skate.

- You'd like to read Merleau-Ponty's Phenomenology of Perception with me.

- You'd like to see a movie at the Drafthouse or Austin Film Society, dance at Vinyl (especially Austin Boogie Crew or Motown on Mondays), and/or show me your favorite restaurant(s) and bookstores.