Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am just a guy that loves to laugh and keep others laughing around
me. I am not sure what about me that makes people not give much
feedback on this website but I am beginning to think I may be so
incredibly sexy and totally badass that most women just decide I
won't waste my time because he wouldn't go for me...ladies...try
me, you might be pleasantly surprised. I work hard and play harder
as a cook for Rock Bottom first and foremost and then Chuthulu only
knows what else I could be up to in my spare time. I love music in
all forms and have played Guitar and a couple other instruments
since I was 12 and would love to meet a girl to just jam with and
someone who likes to keep life interesting. I am new to this area
and am definitely looking for friends but if any of you out there
think I am what you are looking for then don't hesitate...I am
still open to potential relationships as well. Well the gates are
open...who's racing to the finish line to be my new best Colorado
Matt a.k.a. Cupcake
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to create a new me as of now. I have quit drinking since I
have been out here and am riding a bike and going hiking. I know I
might not be the slimmest guy in the world now but I have already
pulled off 80 lbs since last year and have taken more drastic steps
to get where I need to be. If any of you ladies want to help keep a
nice guy that will treat you awesome on the right path to being
healthier than be my guest. My roommates and I go hiking a lot so
if that is your deal then come join sometime.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking food, horrible jokes nobody should hear, being
inappropriate, playing guitar, and making a scene in public.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dark sense of humor is what they notice personality wise, and
the fact that I am a major ingredient in Awesome Sauce.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything Hunter S. Thompson related, Chuck P. as well. I
read a lot of graphic novels which people don't always consider
reading but I enjoy it so MEH!
Movies: Fight club, The Shank(shawshank redemption), Star Wars
saga, Any documentary about space, Devil's Rejects, The Departed,
Sin City...pretty much every single hipster pop culture flick most
people enjoy so if you were starting to think I was kind of a
douchebag...you are definitely getting the picture.
Music: Seriously my music choices are so broad depending on my mood
and day it is hard to say I love one particular genre, but I
absolutely love death metal, and yes ladies when I say death metal
I don't mean The Devil Wears Prada(yuck) I mean decapitated, black
dahlia murder, and Malevolent Creation...but don't let that scare
you I honestly can listen to any type of music and try not to
subject people to the stuff they don't want to hear. But just get
to know me and I am sure we will have an artist in common.
TV: I will watch just about anything if someone recommends it and I
laugh or get intruiged but I lose interest fast so that shit better
be awesome to the tenth power.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
4. A guitar
5. My zombie survival kit
6.My insta- Morgan Freeman Raygun...don't ask
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space, the next moves I need to make in my life, movie quotes,
favorite guitar riffs, and impending doom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working in a kitchen possibly , but if I am free I will be spending
some serious fun time with my friends and significant other.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a total mental pervert and I make inappropriate comments at
all the wrong/right moments depending on if you think making people
feel awkward is funny or not.
You should message me if
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you are as passionate about music as I am, or if you think I am
just plain adorable.
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