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English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm crazy-good with making pottery, drawing, crafts, and I can make friends with animals about as well as with humans.
Hello, I'm a Disney princess!
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to school, and interning, for computer hacking, to build to something with mathematics (cryptography? game and simulation programming? delta-one finance? all three?), if not an actual mathematics degree.

Making pottery (see below), and earning money selling it. Creativity is amazingly important to me, and it's people who express themselves with art who I'm most attracted to the soonest.

Writing stories. Some of these stories are interactive, using dice and character sheets. Other stories are trips through the mind.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making friends with all the animals (see "emotional intelligence" below).

Awesome bygone pursuits:
i. book binding.
ii. making things out of leather.
iii. carpentry. Reclaimed furniture at the Pottery Barn? That's me.
iv. whittling beads and figurines.
v. ceramics. I'm more than good enough to earn money from it.
vi. people give me compliments for my drawing. Some of those people are superfluously talented artists.

Emotional intelligence.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...if I'm wearing a kilt, then the kilt. Protip: don't wear a kilt with any kind of top that has the German flag, and especially in London, unless you like getting dragged into fights.

If I'm sitting down, then my penmanship. Like, crazy-good. Regular, legible, and compact as hell.

I look like Colin Firth. Or Lawrence Olivier. Or David Hewlett. If you know who any of them are, let's meet.

The male version of Resting Bitch Face...
Girl: "You have a really intense stare."
Me: "I'm thinking."
Girl: "Oh, well don't think too hard lol."
Me: "Lol, it's perfectly safe. You should try it some time."
I should mention I can make some spicy repartee.

I'm proportioned about the same as an American black bear/tug boat/brick/luchador.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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At any given time, I'm mentally editing music videos with these tracks:

Wes Anderson's films are godly visions, and I'm always good to watch anything of his. Hell, I'd watch his dogs for him (emotional intelligence!). Quirky indy films about people finding meaning or creating it will usually get an impulse watch out of me, so Be Kind Rewind, Defendor, and Super are close to my heart.

Once, I was asked 'Star Wars or Star Trek' by a coworker who busts balls as a hobby; I busted his with "Battlestar Galactica Redux." End of line.

TV shoes? Size 14 Havana Joes.
TV shows? Anthony Bourdain and Mike Rowe are godly angels. I was (still am) pissed Backstrom didn't make it past the first season and Top Gear was cancelled. Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Musketeers, Wilfred, Longmire, those shows I'll sit down and watch.

Outlaw Star, Battle Angel Alita, Toppa Tengen Gurren Lagann, and Attack on Titan stand out with hot-blooded aggressive passion.

Books? Neal Stephenson. Other favorite authors are Robert E. Howard (creator of Conan the Barbarian) and Dan Abnett. I guess I like Science Fiction/Fantasy above other genre fiction, but only if it really makes me think, or introduces me to a new idea.

The other occupants of my bookshelf are the Discourses on Livy and two different translations of The Prince by Machiavelli; the major Stoic philosophers, some on mathematics (including my college textbook), some on Aikido, a lot on Business Administration, and a lot on Computer Technology.

My favorite videogame is Linux. Not kidding.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nobody can take from me the things I can't do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Operating systems' architecture, and how to crack them and whatever defenses are thrown up.

Awesome names for my future children:
Banshee, because you just don't f**k with someone named Banshee.

Massively complex story plots which, put together (because everything I write I put in the same narrative), would tax the best chart-making software.

Actual chart-making software:

How it's been a long road to follow, been there and gone tomorrow, without saying goodbye to yesterday. Are the memories I hold still valid? Or have the tears deluded them?

Maybe this time tomorrow, the rain will cease to follow, and the mists will fade into one more day. Still the road keeps on telling me to go on. Something is pulling me, I feel the gravity of it all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'll say it again: I am. When I am no longer, nothing will be able to change the fact for a while, I was. Nothing could have prevented me from being.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know the name of a vast elder being. To know it's name is to have the modicum of power over it necessary to maintain its slumber. I must think of this being's name constantly, for it's great and terrible name is too vast for a mortal mind to process, much less remember while saying it, and if I forget it's name, it will awake. :(

I fantasize about becoming Jeddak of the Kurds. Or the Sudanese.
You should message me if
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…if any of the following apply:
You like guys who wear kilts.

You're an artistic type, someone with a creative mind who makes art.

You subscribe to Stoicism.

You like working out &/r. have an active lifestyle.