Dear Crayons,
Stop Melting.

Thanks,
Maxwell
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A sale at Whole Foods. With every purchase you get FREE IONS.
Yay for DNA destruction.

Sensational!

But really. As in let's get to some self summary. I'm Max, you could Categorize most of my qualities under the label of "Amazingly adorable" With a few other qualities in minor categories such as "I can't believe he's not butter." We don't have time for this nonsense. The buildings are toppling in on themselves. Let's get to the chopper.
Self-summary!? More like Self-SLUMmary, ha ha... Atrocious.

Editors

• Mushroomgirlx

Filling up my sketch book with drawings and building a body of artwork for future school and work. I'm also currently working on plans to travel to various places around the world. To be quite honest I'm tired of Arizona. and by next year I should be off to some fantastical destination with only a backpack and a sense of adventure.

I'm good at MATHS or better known as Mathematical Anti Telharsic Harfatum Septomin

Well I'm pretty decent on a guitar, and banjo.
drawing, painting, ceramics, and photography

And breaking records at the Olympics.

The knife I mug them with. Really though it would probably be my cheeks. Everyone loves to pinch them. People say I sound funny.

MUSIC

Adam Green, Beck, The Beta Band, Billy Bragg and Wilco, Bjork, Blur, Butthole Surfers, The Chemical Brothers, Cibo Matto, Coldplay, The Cowbillys, CCR, Death in Vegas, Del the Funky Homosapein, Deltron, Elastica, The FLaming Lips, Frank Zappa, Gorillaz, Hieroglyphics, IHYWYP, Juno Reactor, Led Zepplin, Mason Jennings, The Moldy Peaches, Mouse on Mars, Neil Young, Numbers, Portishead, Radiohead, Red Elvises, Rum Tenor, Sage Francis, The Seatbelts, The Shins, Steppenwolf, Super Furry Animals, Tom Waits, The White Stripes, The Zombies, Polysics, manu chao, pink floyd, seu jorge, the Chinese stars, david bowie, devo, elliot smith, evil superstars, Iggy pop, johnny cash, junkie xl, kraftwerk, layo & bushwacka, the liars, the magnetic feilds, Mark mothersbaugh, MiniBosses, Moby, Overseer, polysics, public enimy, the velvet underground, The knife, the good the bad and the queen,

BOOKS
The Stranger, The Fall, The Plague, A Clockwork Orange, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Survivor, Fight Club, Candide, The Prince, No Exit, Sixty Stories, Welcome to the Monkey House, Terry Pratchett novels, slaughterhouse Five

MOVIES
2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Rope, Rear Window, Psycho, Vertigo, Monster Hunter, Rebecca, Easy Rider, Fight Club, Rules of Attraction, Adaptation, Being John Malcovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Apocalypse Now, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol.2, Resevoir Dogs, Hero, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Insomnia, Memento, Following, Falling Down, Blue Velvet, Mullholland Drive, Lost Highway, Star Wars: A New Hope, Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, 12 Angry Men, Shrink, The Matrix, Equilibrium, High Plains Drifter, Run Lola Run, The City of Lost Children, Amelie, Life is Beutiful, Gloomy Sunday, Pi, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Jerk, Donnie Darko, This is Spinal Tap, Requiem for a Dream, Lockstock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, 28 Days Later, Boondock Saints, Big Fish, Beetlejuice, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, Gummo, Kids, Elephant, Romeo and Juliet, Rodger Dodger, The Return, The Five

Just to name a few

Every one
My hands
Learning
Unicorn Veil

Unicorn Veil, TV physics from the show Sliders.

Going out on ADVENTURE! Riding my bike around. somewhere outside drawing.

I'm not the best at writing. This is not out of laziness or a lack of caring. In fact I find Writing extremely important; I just have a certain ineptitude toward the damn thing i can't seem to get passed. I know this really isn't a private thing, but for some people it is important and I do get put down for it a lot. Especially these internet elites with their proper grammar and spelling and get upset at me for doing something wrong while they themselves use their LOL's and ROTFL's; Kinda hypocritical. I call shenanigans on the internet! Again this really isn't a private thing, but it is a short coming of mine. And I do my damnedest to get it right!

And I Love Unicorn Veil

Message me if you are or want to be the antagonist In my life story. And we will battle.

I'm just looking for a good conversation, so if you just want to chat that's perfect.

If you have good taste in music and would like to share

If your lonely or bored.

Or send me a message letting me know why you don't want to send me a message.

How about if you think I'm interesting or if you think I would think your interesting.

In the end though I really don't care.

Right now I'm just looking for friends.