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Mal24134

39 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–47
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Interests include movies, television, biking, photography, art, museums, hiking, music, browsing thrift stores.

Used to live in Pennsylvania and currently still have all my teeth.

Too lazy to do the outgoing alpha male cocky asshole routine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cannt reed or rite two wel so mi opshuns ar lemited.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being bored. Not asking people what they do for a living.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They can probably tell that I cut my own hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies> Blow-up, Rushmore, The Shining, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Ed Wood, The Birds, Dazed and Confused, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Repulsion, The Life Aquatic, Back to the Future, Halloween, Rock and Roll High School, Adventureland, Wait Until Dark, The Man Who Fell to Earth, The Goonies, Rear Window, Boogie Nights, Kingpin, Mullholland Dr., Napoleon Dynamite, Slap Shot, Frances Ha, House of the Devil, Anchorman, Night of the Living Dead, Zabriskie Point, Easy Rider, Gimme Shelter, Ghostbusters, Zodiac, The Brown Bunny, Black Christmas, American Movie.

Music> Beatles, Ramones, Strokes, Blondie, Daft Punk, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Carpenters, Police, Waitresses, Stevie Wonder, Francoise Hardy, Killers, Scott Walker, Kinks, Burt Bacharach, Oasis, Beach Boys, Rolling Stones, Stooges, Steely Dan, David Bowie, White Stripes, Cat Stevens, Velvet Underground, Prince, Spinners, Elvis, Katy Perry, Clash, Doors, B-52's, Hives, La's, Supergrass, Smiths, ABBA, Television, Buddy Holly, Wings, Cars, Fleetwood Mac, Vince Guaraldi, Sex Pistols, Liz Phair, Air, Kraftwerk, Phantom Planet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUB-o8W2nl8

There was also this song I liked, it was catchy as hell, can't remember the artist/title but it was like electro pop and the lyrics went something like

"Baby I....don't wanna hear about your day
Baby I....won't be listening anyway

TV> Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Lost, The Twilight Zone, The Office, Nip/Tuck, Freaks and Geeks, Twin Peaks, Unsolved Mysteries, Cold Case Files, City Confidential, Brady Bunch, Trailer Park Boys, Simpsons, King of the Hill, That 70's Show, House of Cards, Walking Dead, Reno 911, Seinfeld, Swingtown, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

Books> Mainly biographies

Food> Trader Joe's Halloween Joe Joe's Cookies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm blind, can't see very well. So contacts/glasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are bus seats made with fabric that they never clean?
How come people aren't walking their cats on leashes?
How hard is it for can/bottle collectors to push that huge death star of a cart down the street?
What are clubs like inside?
Are they going to install new pay phones or just do away with them entirely?
And you should probably be alone when watching "He Knows You're Alone" because he knows you're alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making frozen pizza. Because they're cheap. And I'm poor. And undateable. And a burden on society.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The movie character I probably most resemble is Seymour from GhostWorld.

I don't have a cell/smart phone.

I've never had a girlfriend.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't obsessed with tall dudes I guess.

You wanna meet up in a well-lit public area wearing bathrobes and communicate by writing notes and handing them to each other. Making an awkward situation less awkward by making it more awkward.

Okay, I've been told (again) that my profile is creepy. Can somebody please tell me what's so creepy about it?