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38 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:49pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Dropped out of two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes cats

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My self-summary
Interests include movies, television, biking, photography, art, museums, hiking, music.

Too lazy to do the outgoing alpha male cocky asshole routine.
What I’m doing with my life
Cannt reed or rite two wel so mi opshuns ar lemited.
I’m really good at
Not being bored. Not asking people what they do for a living.
The first things people usually notice about me
They can probably tell that I cut my own hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies> Blow-up, Rushmore, The Shining, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Ed Wood, The Birds, Dazed and Confused, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Repulsion, The Life Aquatic, Back to the Future, Halloween, Rock and Roll High School, Adventureland, Wait Until Dark, The Man Who Fell to Earth, The Goonies, Rear Window, Boogie Nights, Kingpin, Mullholland Dr., Napoleon Dynamite, Slap Shot, Female Vampire, Anchorman, Night of the Living Dead, Zabriskie Point, Easy Rider, Gimme Shelter, Ghostbusters, Zodiac, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Brown Bunny, Black Christmas, American Movie.

Music> Beatles, Ramones, Strokes, Blondie, Daft Punk, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Carpenters, Police, Waitresses, Stevie Wonder, Francoise Hardy, Killers, Scott Walker, Kinks, Burt Bacharach, Oasis, Beach Boys, Rolling Stones, Stooges, Steely Dan, David Bowie, White Stripes, Cat Stevens, Velvet Underground, Prince, Spinners, Elvis, Katy Perry, Clash, Doors, B-52's, Hives, La's, Supergrass, Smiths, ABBA, Television, Buddy Holly, Ohio Express, Wings, Cars, Fleetwood Mac, Vince Guaraldi, Sex Pistols, Liz Phair, Air, Kraftwerk, Phantom Planet.

TV> Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Lost, The Twilight Zone, The Office, Nip/Tuck, Freaks and Geeks, Twin Peaks, Unsolved Mysteries, Cold Case Files, City Confidential, Brady Bunch, Trailer Park Boys, Simpsons, King of the Hill, That 70's Show, Reno 911, Seinfeld, Miami Vice, Swingtown, American Pickers, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

Books> Mainly biographies

Food> Trader Joe's Halloween Joe Joe's Cookies.
The six things I could never do without
I'm blind, can't see very well. So contacts/glasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why are bus seats made with fabric that they never clean?
How come people aren't walking their cats on leashes?
How hard is it for can/bottle collectors to push that huge death star of a cart down the street?
How come musicians never quit at the top? Why didn't Michael Jackson retire after Thriller?
What are clubs like inside?
Are they going to install new pay phones or just do away with them entirely?
Is the only way to get a good job by knowing someone?
And you should probably be alone when watching "He Knows You're Alone" because he knows you're alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making frozen pizza. Because they're cheap. And I'm poor. And undateable. And a burden on society.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The movie character I most resemble is Seymour from GhostWorld.

I don't have a cell/smart phone. (Actually a bigger deal breaker than being 5'6.)

I've never had a girlfriend.

"The Breakfast Club" is overrated.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–47
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're bored with tall, charming, confident, funny dudes.

You don't wanna meet in person.*

*Unless you're also awkward. In that case we could meet up and cancel it out. Instead of anxiety and forced small talk we can communicate by writing notes and handing them to each other.