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27 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–31
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:05pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Okay), Sanskrit (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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When my roommates aren't home, I'll sometimes blow an airhorn just because.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, I'm living in New York City, working at a publisher, playing roller derby, practicing circus arts, fitfully trying to read and write fiction, and riding my bike to and fro. Karaoke could happen anywhere in between all that.

Roller derby is a very big part of my life right now. Between that and work, it can sometimes be difficult for me to find free time. That being said, I am on this site for a reason, and the time I can find I want to use to meet new people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dressing for an occasion, losing track of the day, reading two pages of something and then falling asleep, roller skating, a couple of different circus arts (a few of them are obvious if you just do some sleuthing on this page).
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm more crass than I first let on. That I've got moves. And then I guess my eyes.

Oh, and my indubitable charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
To keep this list from running pages, let's just say:

Books: Most things by Vladimir Nabokov (Lolita is perfect, but Pnin and The Real Life of Sebastian Knight are actually my favorites). Edmund White, John Banville, W.G. Sebald.

Movies: Man on Wire, Up, Dear Zachary, Hoop Dreams.

TV: All things David Attenborough, Star Trek

Music: Prince, Okkervil River—and I think the noblest reason to travel through time would be to bring every member of the human race back to Miami in 1963 and see Sam Cooke play one of the best shows that has ever been played.

Food: Bagels. Lived in the northeast all my life, so I think it's kind of baked into my DNA.

And subjecting people to grating puns like that is one of my favorite pastimes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bookshelf, bagels, juggling clubs, peanut butter, some derby time at least twice a week, and some time to just sit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to spell "Karaoke." How I can build furniture.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a nincompoop, engaging in nincompoopery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I laughed while typing "nincompoopery."
You should message me if
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-you're great
-you're looking for someone to bi/unicycle around the city with
-you're physically active
-you have a favorite beer
-you know where we can play four square the way it's supposed to be played (music, beer, room for a long, long line).
-you think you can dance
-you have hobbies outside of traveling, eating, and drinking
-you feel slightly uncomfortable using the word "message" as a verb
-you really, really, really hated Midnight in Paris

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