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Malabaristo

27 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), Sanskrit (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When my roommates aren't home, I sometimes blow an airhorn just because.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I'm living in New York City, working at a publisher, looking for a career change and will likely be going to night school for it in the fall, playing roller derby, practicing circus arts, fitfully trying to read and write fiction, and riding my bike to and fro. Karaoke could happen anywhere in between all that.

Roller derby is a very big part of my life right now. It has taken me across the globe and takes up a couple of nights a week for me. That being said, I am on this site for a reason: to make time for someone awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dressing for an occasion, losing track of the day, reading two pages of something and then falling asleep, roller skating, a couple of different circus arts (a few of them are obvious if you just do some sleuthing on this page).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm more crass than I first let on. That I've got moves. And then I guess my eyes.

Oh, and my indubitable charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's just say:

Books: Most things by Vladimir Nabokov (Lolita is perfect, but Pnin and The Real Life of Sebastian Knight are actually my favorites). Edmund White, John Banville, W.G. Sebald.

Podcasts: the memory palace, Benjamen Walker's Theory of Everything, 99% Invisible, Hello Internet, Strangers.

Movies: Man on Wire, Up, Dear Zachary, Hoop Dreams, It's Such a Beautiful Day.

TV: All things David Attenborough, Star Trek

Music: Prince, Shearwater—and I think the noblest reason to travel through time would be to bring every member of the human race back to Miami in 1963 and see Sam Cooke play one of the best shows that has ever been played.

Food: Bagels. Ethiopian. Full Breakfast.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bookshelf, bagels, juggling clubs, peanut butter, some derby time twice a week, and some time to just sit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to spell "Karaoke." How to carve away more free time for myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a nincompoop, engaging in nincompoopery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laughed while typing "nincompoopery."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you're great
-you're looking for someone to bi/unicycle around the city with
-you're physically active
-you have a favorite beer
-you have hobbies outside of traveling, eating, and drinking
-you live in NYC for reasons other than status