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MalaiseMalay

27 M Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Malay (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm Alif, in the long run I would most likely end up doing the underachieving Malay thing -- selling Ramly burgers. But in the mean time, I'm going to attempt to not conform to racial stereotype and impress you with my dry wit and self-deprecating humour, which would hopefully give the illusion of intellect despite my having an astoundingly average IQ.

I fancy myself a pop culture aficionado, an enthusiast of every bit of pop art modernity has to offer - TV shows, movies, videogames, music, books, comics, you name it.
What I’m doing with my life
Editor at JUICE Magazine.
I’m really good at
Being a Malay facsimile of Michael Cera.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies:
Quentin Tarantino, Park Chan-wook, David Fincher, David Cronenberg, Wes Anderson, Satoshi Kon, Alex Proyas, Sam Raimi, Hayao Miyazaki, Mamoru Oshii, John Carpenter, Luc Besson, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, Spike Lee, Craig Brewer, Judd Apatow, Peter Jackson, Paul Thomas Anderson, Charlie Kaufman, The Iron Giant, Once, Taxi Driver, Blade Runner, The Dark Crystal, The Dark Knight, Children of Men, A Prophet, Aguirre, the Wrath of God, 12 Monkeys, Spaghetti Westerns

Music:
The Clash, TV on the Radio, and a lot of hip hop you don't hear on the radio.

Books:
Doom Patrol, From Hell, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Sandman, Y: The Last Man, Black Hole, David Boring, Pride of Baghdad, Perdido Street Station, The Dark Knight Returns, World War Z, A Clockwork Orange, Stardust

TV Shows:
Breaking Bad, The Wire, Dexter, Lost, Rome, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Arrested Development, Veronica Mars, Carnivale, The Shield, Extras, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Batman: The Animated Series, Justice League Unlimited, Sherlock, Peep Show, The Walking Dead, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Gargoyles, Samurai Jack, Gol & Gincu, Party Down, Being Human
The six things I could never do without
Companionship, pop culture, freedom of thought, the internet, hip hop, pants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people argue over the existence of God, whether he is real or not barely matters to real life in my honest opinion.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not getting inebriated at some dingy club while trying to hit on women awkwardly.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you find me interesting, you freak you.