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Malarkeyyy

24 Brooklyn, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jan 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
Body type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Part time model, full time liar.

Goal of everyday: eat something scrumptious, learn something new and laugh until milk shoots out my nose (if milk is not available Pliny The Elder IPA is good too.)

I love to travel, some might call me a gypsy. But to those people I say "Nay, I am not a gypsy for I do not smell like a gypsy."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Occupation: Explorer
Arch Rival: Dora

On the side I bartend and work part time at a small production company.

I'm also currently in search of an acro yoga/dance partner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things, anywhere from muffins to huge messes. Life is just better when you're balls deep in an interesting project.

Also, I want to build a treehouse. Unfortunately like my childhood home my current one is in short supply of good trees...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I love strange childhood memoirs and mysteries. If you have never read "Kick Me" or "Oh the Glory Of It All" get on it.

Shows: Freaks and Geeks, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Simpsons (seasons 1-9 strictly), It's Always Sunny, black sitcoms from the 90s.

Movies: The Sandlot, Eternal Sunshine Of A Spotless Mind, Memento, The Goofy Movie,

Music: folksie shit, hipster hop, acoustic sets, bluesie jams, SOUL, This American Life podcast. Music is huge and is pretty much always being played in the house, car and head.

Food: THAI me up in that sweet sweet curry. I like my food like I like my men, SAUCY.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughing
Dancing
Stories
Kind hearts
Flavors
Puns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How a composer composes. Blows my mind.

...and why/how brand name Qtips are so muh better then their generic counterparts. Such a small tool, yet such a big difference.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am usually out and about doing something with someone.

But on occasion that something is reading in bed with my favorite someone Ben and his friend Jerry. A delicious ménage à trois.
You should message me if
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-You find me interesting.
-You want to be my buddy :)
-You want to help fulfill my dream of being in a demolition derby.